Corey_Lazarus

Freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior year, I was wore corpsepaint for Halloween. Was quite fun.

I've been around 220-230 for the past three years, so yeah.

If Lemmy can do "Ace of Spades" when he's in his 60's/70's, then Metallica can do "Ride the Lightning" in their's 40's.

Is Zombi 2 Fulci's Zombie? Because I know the European names for Dawn of the Dead and Zombie are different...

Shoulda knife-edge'd him. I did that to my cousin once when he said nothing in wrestling hurts. I just went "BAM!" across his chest with the palm of my hand, and he screamed bloody murder, wondering why I did it. I was like "was that fake?"

Hmmmm...less-than-envigorating wrestling career, sex with a hot piece of ass, heart attack... ...I smell a Movie of the Week!

Good idea. CW can really go, and best yet: can work the TNA Style of "LIMIT YOUR MOVESET DOWN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A FLYER, DUMBASS, SO THAT WAY JEFF JARRETT DOESN'T LOOK BAD."

Nothing new. Nick's been doing ads like that since I was little. Didn't work for me, since most of the ads were for kids to go out and play basketball, and I hate basketball.

Hey, Hollywood, tell those fucks in the EWA in Mass to bring their site back up! I wanna see some yarders kill each other! I think they're based out of Wrentham, which is the next town over from mine.

Perhaps they've finally realized Swinger hasn't been worth shit since ECW...

A...tournament? As in...these yardtards...actually trying to fucking kill each other? ...the shit?!

It would actually be far more effective to check out training schools around the country and see who has the most potential. If they really want a wrestler they can call their own, they shouldn't resort to finding body builders, which is the WWE way, but rather find workers that can work.

The original Rainbow Express was Lenny Lane and Lodi in the indies in the mid-to-late 90's, before they were both signed to WCW. Lodi was actually in the first TNA appearance of the tag team, I believe, but then was either injured or had some major contract issues with TNA, and never appeared there again. So no, the Rainbow Express was NOT a ripoff of Billy & Chuck. Re: Miss TNA I will gladly, GLADLY send my tapes of early TNA shows to RD Reynolds if he promises to put this up as the next TNA induction. And yes, the Dupps were a tag team in ECW towards the end of ECW's existence. However, it was Bo and another wrestler, one that was signed by the WWF (and, I believe, is the one that The Kat was photographed having sex with), managed by their "uncle."

No, I mean BO-Dupp. Stand Up and Fluffed Up I understand, but Boed-up doesn't quite trigger anything. And yeah, he was the entertaining one. Didn't he also wrestle for Rhode's Turnbuckle Championship Wrestling (or whatever it was called). Oh. WHOOSH~! on me, then.

Which is why I brought the pizza!

Bo Dupp is the one with the orange hunting hat, right? It's his facials and promo's that are funny. His ringwork is terrible, but his act is amusing.

I only consider alcoholism a disease in a loose sense. It is an inheritable trait, ie. if alcoholism runs in your family, you are more likely to become one if you start drinking. If it weren't for that trait, I wouldn't consider it a disease at all. On the flipside, I do not believe that drug addiction is an inheritable trait, but more so a learned behavior that can be avoided. I know of alcoholics whose parents, grandparents, and so forth were alcoholics, but none of their elders drank around them. I do not know of drug addicts whose lineage is heavy with drug addictions, and the usage of drugs were hidden.

Can somebody find the gross for FvJ? And then factor in that more horror fans are into Ash than either Jason or Freddy, especially with the newfound popularity of Raimi and the ED trilogy? I do know FvJ topped the box office its first week, and didn't drop out of the top 10 for a while. So saying F/J/A wouldn't draw when FvJ did is kinda absurd...

See, here's the thing: The Dupps were fine. They were usually pretty funny backstage, especially when talking about how to get a match (I believe Stand told Bo that all he needed to do was bump into somebody, so he bumped into, I think, Monty Brown, and during the match was promptly annihilated). The first Dupp Cup wasn't too terrible, as most people say. It certainly wasn't good, and did make you question why you were watching, but it was rather funny, especially (I believe) Bo's facials when he was goosed. Also, Ed Ferrara knocking Borash ("That Kermit The Frog looking feller right thar" - Stan Dupp) the fuck out was hilarious.

My card would be... NWA World title Jeff Jarrett © vs. Raven - No Disqualifications, Anybody That Interferes Is Fired Raven ends the feud with Sabu, and decides that it's still his destiny to become NWA World champion. Jarrett is heel, and Raven is a tweener (in the sense that he's a heel that gets face pops only, as him as a generic face, re: New Church/Gathering feud, is terrible). Match ends clean with Raven DDT'ing Jarrett through a table from the top rope after kicking out of a Stroke, and reversing a top rope Stroke attempt through a table into the aforementioned DDT. X-Division title Jerry Lynn © vs. AJ Styles Using the guidelines of the feud I set earlier in this thread, both are tweeners, with Styles reverting to his more heelish tactics only due to Lynn, and vice versa with Jerry. Match ends with Styles hitting the Spiral Tap after turning a top rope 'rana attempt into a superbomb. NWA World Tag Team titles XXX © [Daniels and Ki, if Ki is back by then] vs. America's Most Wanted They gel very well, and if given enough time, could steal the show. Ends with XXX retaining cleanly, and is hyped as the first time anybody has defeated AMW 100% cleanly, thus either continuing the current feud, or starting a new one. #1 Contendership to World title Monty Brown vs. Ron "The Truth" Killings Hard-fought battle ending with a draw. I know, sounds terrible, but really: Brown isn't ready for a World title match yet, much less a reign, and Truth still needs to be built back up. Have the bookers tell Brown to not act like a generic monster, but to vary up his offense, and just generally go all-out. Money vs. Contract Abyss (w/ Desire) vs. Alex Shelley (w/ Goldylocks) That is, of course, if this angle lasts this long, which it will cosidering Mantel's on board and he draws things out farther than they should be drawn out. Abyss is great, and I've heard nothing but good things about Shelley, so it should be damn fine. #1 Contendership to X-Division title Kid Kash vs. Chris Sabin - Dallas is banned from ringside Kash doesn't need to be built up too badly. Fans already acknowledge him as a member of the upper midcard in TNA, and rightfully so. Sabin would need some focus again, and if the two go at it, and do some "anything you can do, I can do better" spots (I don't mean INDY APPLAUSE STANCE, though, but rather a chopping contest that gets UBER-STIFF, letting out TONS of big rights, a kicking contest, etc.). Sabin wins it with the Cradle Shock after catching Kash in a flying 'rana attempt and putting him into the fireman's carry, then BAM. #1 Contendership to World Tag Team titles Team Canada (Devine and Williams) vs. 3 Live Kru (BG and Konnan) Only reason this match exists is because 3LK are over in any of their forms, as all three men are incredibly charismatic. If need be, to hide BG and Konnan's faults, make it a No DQ Tornado Tag, as BG always worked best in a "hardcore" environment. Devine is here because he's he best member of Team Canada, and Williams is second best (because Roode and Young suck bad). 7 minutes, tops, with Team Canada going over. Six-Way Elimination for #2 Contendership to X-Division title Sonjay Dutt vs. Amazing Red vs. Michael Shane vs. Frankie Kazarian vs. Slim J vs. Jason Cross Standard opener, with Red going over Kazarian in the end (and Tenay making note of how Kazarian became X-Division champion earlier in the year by defeating Red when the title was held up due to Sabin's injury).

I guess we'll really have to agree to disagree then, because I can't get into London's work to the extent you can, considering it looks like he just kinda taps his opponents with his moves (aside from the forearms, which, I'll definitely agree on, are some of the best in the business).

Too bad you don't get pizza.

Unfortunately, there's also AI and The Lost World.

Saying Ash wouldn't bring in more crowds than the first movie did is ludicrous, considering 1) horror movie fans are the ones that are going to primarily see this, and 2) horror fans, in general, prefer Evil Dead and its sequels over the generic slash-n'-gash of Nightmare or Friday.

Be just as entertaining as a Jeff Hardy match...you know, the ones that make the fans boo the shit out of him because he's so fucking terrible?