Corey_Lazarus

I feel worse for TNA. Look at the names of people that do both TNA and RoH shows. Notice two of their biggest stars, Raven and AJ Styles, work with both companies. By preventing them from doing so, they're losing a BIG paycheck. I feel bad because now TNA management (read: Carter and Jarrett) are going to get LOTS of shit from two of their biggest stars, especially since Styles has publically stated he prefers RoH to TNA.

It's up now, bitches.

I'm on the elimination 8-man. Metal was just eliminated, so I got the rest of this match and the Tag Title match to do.

I'm definitely more a fan of the Heat Wave '00 beating, seeing as how Lynn used Corino's blood as warpaint (!) and then wrote "DIE" on his stomach with Corino's blood. I mean...WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT BUT A PURE METALHEAD?! Jerry Lynn uber alles, man. And Corino...for some reason, I always think he has some Asian heritage.

The Crow = greatest comic book movie EVER. Not only is it a great translation of the comic, but it's a tremendous movie too.

I'd compare it to eating something that looks disgusting, but you've grown a taste for. I dunno. Smoking in and of itself is something entirely different than anything you could think of. Aside from the health detractions, it's an amazing feeling when you get that "dizzy" sensation after smoking a BUTT.

Exodus rules. Seriously. Download "Piranha" and "The Toxic Waltz" if you've never heard their stuff. Oh, and Paul Baloff was out of Exodus for a while, I do believe, until returning for the live album. After his death, they went back to their vocalist from before Baloff returned. I base this off of the fact that the vocals sounded different from Bonded By Blood to everything else, but they could have produced the music better for all I know. **poot**

See, I don't think Robbie Dynamite was that bad. His first round match with Heavy Metal was 5 minutes of good mat wrestling, but that's it. Terrible, terrible show.

I'm going to need alcohol tomorrow afternoon when typing this up...OY VEY...

There ya go. The Lazarush won't be up until Friday around noon, because I'm a little busy tomorrow, but at least it'll be up DEFINITELY on Friday.

I'd SO tap the OpIvy chick. She just seems to be incredibly cute, and if she's into punk, man...I'd make sure she could fit a fucking wine bottle between her legs from how much tappage... And yes, the first one looks like a 70's pornstar. I think it's the makeup and quality of the picture. ...you look like Fozzy from the Muppets...

Well, Satanico, if you replace "sister" with "mother," it's practically the exact same plot. It's easy to see how they got the "desert" setting, since the house where the two boys live is isolated and is in the middle of what could pass off as a desert. As for the second one...definitely no idea. Maybe Pumpkinhead? But I'm getting that one just from the dirtbike/camping thing.

Sure, Siaki's reign was to show that you can be a big guy and still work X-Division style...but why didn't they just bring in a taller flyer? The X-Division was all about high-impact, fast-paced wrestling, and Siaki and Michael Shane didn't work either style (although Siaki could when tagging with Yang and Estrada in The Flying Elvises). I think an upper-card, non-X title would be good, but you'd have to name it right, and make sure you keep it separate from the X-Division. Not make it its own division, but just make sure people know that it's about card placement.

Just like Bob Dole said to his hooker for the evening when the Viagra kicked in... IT'S UP! IT'S UP! IT'S FINALLY UP! Special thanks to Goodear, without whom I'd have never known...well...that his...uhhhh...yeah! Tell 'em, Glennward!

I forget what I actually put, but here's what I SHOULD have put... Fire under crimson kings, true honor embraced, world of reality lying done.

Don't worry. I'm used better at other sites. Hell, I got a main event push at SmarkTown for a while! Figures. I become a top-notch writer, with workrate as great as anybody, and JHHHawk holds me down. Fucker...

This actually happened on Thursday. I'm playing HCTP as my Cliff Young CAW, who is 8 in everything, and I'm in Season Mode (just started a new Season with him after three seasons of building up my Laz CAW). The second week of April is Cliff/Christian against HHH/Rock. The match is ALL Cliff/Christian, with me just suplexing the shit out of Rock and HHH as Cliff, and doing tons of dropkicks and inverted DDTs as Christian. Then, HHH comes in, does the short-arm whip, and nails a Pedigree on Cliff (who was only in the yellow for his head). 1-2-3. What-the-FUCK?!

<--Victim of the TSM plexiglass ceiling.

Raven's lowest match in the past year, in my eyes, has been *1/4, and that was with either Sinn or Vampiro. The first Raven/Douglas match I penned at **3/4, but the crowd heat was phenomenal, so I should have rated it ***, in all honesty, because I was captivated. But alas, that was when I rated a match purely on workrate instead of how good the match was.

My collection of wrestling tapes from Badd Blood 1997 until the most recent TNA. I can watch these tapes and remember what was going on in my life at the moment.

My top 10... 10. Dead Alive 9. Ginger Snaps 8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74) 7. Dawn Of The Dead ('79) 6. Alien 5. Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn (this movie has gotten me more pussy than you'd ever believe) 4. Return Of The Living Dead 3. Night Of The Living Dead ('68) 2. John Carpenter's The Thing 1. The Evil Dead ...it's hard for me to find a non-zombie horror movie that I adore, honestly... Like, TCM is, personally, very boring to me until the last 20 minutes, when it shows the most intense scenes I've ever witnessed in a film. Just the whole "kill 'er, grandpa!" scene gets me, and I'm legitimately shocked by it every time.

Well, at least we have the good news in that Russo has returned, is agreeing with the "keep it wrestling-oriented" approach, and the shows have been very good for the past month or so.

I believe Samoa Joe lives out in Cali, so the PWG and other SoCal shows he does cost less for the company because he can drive there by himself. RoH has enough money from both itself and RFVideo to pay for the flights of wrestlers from around the world, whereas TNA needs to measure out the positives and negatives of flying a wrestler in from as far away as Cali. With the X-Cup thing every month, they need to fly in workers from around the world twice a month, which also drains their pocket book. Honestly, I think Samoa Joe would get over in an instant were he to join the TNA roster, because not only does he gel well with half of it (since half of the TNA roster has had RoH dates), but also because he's great. Basically, I think it boils down to a monetary issue, although I could see TNA bringing him in for a few tag matches here and there whenever he's on the East Coast for an RoH date.

Yeah. Northcutt improved by leaps and bounds when tagging with Legend, to the point where I'd look forward to the Redshirts matches each week. Surprising, eh? BRING BACK KEVIN NORTHCUTT.

I'd say the replay is worth ordering. No particular match stands out aside from the main event (which I pegged at ***, FYI), but the flow of the show was very, VERY good. Notice how Russo returns and the shows seem to stop sucking?