I did this too, only half red and half white. It looked terrible.
Anyways, sincere:
My relationships are always fucked because I am incapable of reconciling the part of my brain that wants a meaningful relationship with the part of my brain that just wants to have an orgasm.
Consequently, I fall hard for girls, but just end up becoming friends with them, while dating girls that are way hot, but have repulsive personalities.
Methinks I'll outgrow this, though, so no worries.