kkktookmybabyaway

Years ago when I was in college we had this debate on censorship in my government class and the topic of Deep Throat came up -- the one person that knew more about that movie than any of us was some woman who was a part of the Christian Coalition...

Now there are SOME cute chicks that work there. Let's just pray that Playboy's hiring policy is more rigid than WalMart's. And also that there isn't a shortage of airbrushes...

But the real question is will it have four rear ends?...

Not in my contest. When I was marking down your scores, Parka, I accidently messed up one of your picks and caught it when I double-check everything Monday night. Don't worry Choken, you can take out your aggressions this week -- you're playing me...

I'm all about the funk. Chocolate City playa...

OK. So they get expelled from school. Now they can do the nasty in the privacy of one of their houses. Oh, notice where the story took place -- Beaver County, about an hour's drive from where I live...

Gee, what a shock. I found two more mistakes. Both of which change outcomes. CHANGE 1: Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 1-1) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 1-1) 12-11 Flik's correct picks: Washington, Baltimore, Indy, Buffalo, KC, New O, Miami, Seattle, Carolina, Oakland, Denver, Minnesota. = 12 Flik's wrong picks: Detroit, San Fran, Philly, NY Giants = 4 Human's correct picks: Washington, Baltimore, Green Bay, Buffalo, KC, New O, Miami, Seattle, Oakland, Denver, Minnesota = 11 Human's wrong picks: Tenn, San Fran, Tampa, Philly, NY Giants = 5 CHANGE 2: Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-0) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 0-2) d. 11-10 LaParka's correct picks: Washington, Baltimore, Green Bay, Buffalo, KC, New O, Miami, Seattle, Oakland, Denver, Minesota = 11 LaParka's wrong picks: Tenn, San Fran, Tampa, Philly, NY Giants = 5 Choken's correct picks: Baltimore, Green Bay, Indy, Buffalo, KC, Miami, St. Louis, Seattle, Oakland, Minnesota = 10 Choken's wrong picks: Atlanta, Houston, Tampa, Philly, San Diego, NY Giants = 6 I've been focused on getting results out faster, but if it means a greater chance of me screwing up something I'm going to slow down. Here are the new, and final, results/standings: I have added a new stat to the standings called "TB." This is how many points you are off in your tie-breakers as the season goes on. Just figured it'd be used as one of my end-of-season tie-breakers and something to track as the season continues: Week 2 Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik 1-1) d. Washington Redskins (Human Fly 1-1) 12-11 Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom 2-0) d. Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery 0-2) 9-8 Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff 1-1) d. Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet 1-1) 10-7 Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx 1-1) d. Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost 1-1) 8-6 Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff 1-1) d. Buffalo Bills (Eagan469 1-1) via tiebreaker 9-9. APO had 23 points, Jags scored 17; Eagan had 21 points, Bills scored 38 Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway 1-1) d. Kansas City Chiefs (cartman 1-1) 10-8 New Orleans Saints (Flyboy 2-0) d. Houston Texans (Bored 0-2) via tiebreaker 9-9. Flyboy had 28 points, Saints scored 31; Bored had 16 points, Texans scored 10 New York Jets (Gert T 1-1) d. Miami Dolphins (two tuff toddy 1-1) 11-9 St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 1-1) d. San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan 1-1) via tiebreaker 10-10. Doyle had 28 points; Rams had 27; Braves had 34 points, 49ers had 24 Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS 1-1) d. Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne 0-2) via tiebreaker 9-9. Dawn had 33 points, Seahawks had 38; Vern had 26 points, Cards had 0 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic 1-1) d. Carolina Panthers (fazzle 1-1) 10-7 Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka 2-0) d. Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One 0-2) d. 11-10 Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020 2-0) d. New England Patriots (nl5xsk1 0-2) via tiebreaker 11-11. MD had 17 points, Philly had 10; nl5xsk1 had 17 points, Pats had 31 Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris 2-0) d. San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34 0-2) 10-9 Chicago Bears (Swift Terror 1-1) d. Minnesota Vikings (razazteca 1-1) 10-7 New York Giants (bob_barron 2-0) d. Dallas Cowboys (Just John 1-1) 9-8 WEEK 2 STANDINGS: AFC EAST New York Jets (Gert T) 1-1 <PF: 20, PA: 21, TB: 0> Miami Dolphins (two tuff toddy) 1-1 <PF: 21, PA: 22, TB: 11> Buffalo Bills (Eagan469) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 16, TB: 20> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 0-2 <PF: 18, PA: 20, TB: 45> AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens (Dr.Tom) 2-0 <PF: 20, PA: 17, TB: 10> Pittsburgh Steelers (kkktookmybabyaway) 1-1 <PF: 19, PA: 19, TB: 25> Cincinnati Bengals (Choken One) 0-2 <PF: 21, PA: 23, TB: 10> Cleveland Browns (Chuck Woolery) 0-2 <PF:16, PA:21, TB: 22> AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban_Linx) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 18, TB: 16> Indianapolis Colts (Hardyz1's Ghost) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 16, TB: 33> Jacksonville Jaguars (AlwaysPissedOff) 1-1 <PF: 16, PA: 20, TB: 7> Houston Texans (Bored) 0-2 <PF: 20, PA: 21, TB: 20> AFC WEST Oakland Raiders (LaParkaMarka) 2-0 <PF: 23, PA: 20, TB: 20> Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 2-0 <PF: 22, PA: 20, TB: 14> Kansas City Chiefs (cartman) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 19, TB: 15> San Diego Chargers (Agent Bond34) 0-2 <PF: 18, PA: 20, TB: 25> NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-0 <PF: 21, PA: 18, TB: 31> New York Giants (bob_barron) 2-0 <PF: 17, PA: 13, TB: 9> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-1 <PF: 23, PA: 21, TB: 17> Dallas Cowboys (Just John) 1-1 <PF: 16, PA: 15, TB: 36> NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Swift_Terror) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 17, TB: 10> Minnesota Vikings (razazteca) 1-1 <PF: 17, PA: 18, TB: 17> Green Bay Packers (Spaceman Spiff) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 17, TB: 2> Detroit Lions (Will Scarlet) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 20, TB: 32> NFC SOUTH New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 2-0 <PF: 19, PA: 17, TB: 8> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (MarvinisaLunatic) 1-1 <PF: 17, PA: 17, TB: 8> Carolina Panthers (fazzle) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 17, TB: 6> Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 19, TB: 14> NFC WEST St. Louis Rams (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 1-1 <PF: 15, PA: 18, TB: 9> San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 1-1 <PF: 20, PA: 18, TB: 35> Seattle Seahawks (DawnBTVS) 1-1 <PF: 17, PA: 19, TB: 18> Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 0-2 <PF: 19, PA: 20, TB: 27>

Let's not turn this into a dogs v. cats debate when the real goal of this thread is to wish a slow painful death upon the kittie eater. How about this: dogs/cats > humans?...

Damn, I didn't know some of these people were still alive...

It's only Week 2, but right now I'd say no. Of course, look how bad they were this time last year and ended up only being one game away from the Super Bowl...

^ || Oh Lord. And how many years ago were THOSE pics taken? Yet another reason for Americans to boycott France...

shat...

Grab your hankies. EDIT: Wow, that pic was big. A little too big to put here...

And you're a terrorist...

You racist...

I was watching O'Reilly last week OMG FAUX NEWS LOL 2003! and he had some scumbag attorney on talking about this. The attorney said that after the last election there was some rule that mandated all punch-card voting machines replaced by updated machines. The organization that used to be the American Civil Liberties Union but is now known as the ACLU is merely acting on this voting machine upgrade. The scumbag lawyer said this, not me. And remember, it was on FAUX NEWS LOL 2003!...

I'm sure there could be a case for recalling this bunch, what with their high overturned record and all...

Can the 9th Circuit be recalled?...

I'm 2-0, yes? Already made the change. You were 2-0 when I went and updated the standings <shrugs>. Oops...

Wonder if the ACLU sued Taco Bell, too, and the franchise has to postpone their Poll 'till March because a bunch of illiterates are too stupid to check their punch cards after they are done voting?...

Eh, I've expended too much energy on animal cruely stories in the past at this place, so I'll just put a quarter under my pillow tonight and make a wish to the Cancer Fairy. Cats > Humans...

EDIT: I guess Marney's and JOTW's threads got merged and I made a similar post in both threads so I'm aborting one of those posts before it grows limbs...

Well, they all look alike. Now they all won't sound alike...

Gee, the 9th Circuit. What a shock. Wonder if this will be taken to a higher court? Here's my solution for all the "disenfranchised" voters of California. CHECK YOUR VOTING CARD FOR HANGING CHADS BEFORE YOU SUBMIT IT...

A picture says a thousand words...