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I don't out-and-out cry, but I always get a tear streaming down my cheek at the end. All those black people, and the white guy has to take the bullet. My favorite scene is Freeman reading Denzel off, and at the end he says, "The only nigger around here is you."

Did these things invade earth in the cartoons?

Just rub one out and you should be good to go. What the hell. Make it a double feature.

Half-a-second of some hippie Autobot in a two-minute trailer does nothing for me but regret taking all that time to watch the damn thing.

Most recent one I can remember: Million Dollar Baby. One that always gets me: Glory.

Team America -- because who can't use a montage when in a pinch?

Over what? Where were the goddamn robots?

Since I don't venture up in the wrestling folders all that much, can someone point me to a thread that exemplifies this n00b problem?

AC is a must in So Cal. You'll die if you don't have it. Rolling down the windows with this smog is hell. But it's a dry heat. Oh, and if these jews ever tried that shit with me, I'd take the car back to them and say "thanks for the test drive." And why would you buy a car from a rental agency -- haven't we learned anything from the Blue Collar Tour?

This isn't a feud or anything, but I LOVED the IWC's reaction after that one WCW ppv where Bischoff said that there was going to be a surprise that "Vince McMahon could do nothing about." The highlight of the night? Goldberg turning heel. Man, the backlash after that one was great.

Oops. Haven't been in the sports folder for longer than 20 seconds in a quite some time ... yep, there it is.

If by "nice" you mean "sucker" then yeah. I got about half, or a little more than half, to contribute. Frankly, I'm surprised I got that many; and I don't blame someone for not wanting to send money to someone else at this place. I don't think Gert T ever cashed the refund check I sent him. While we're on the subject, when do you plan on starting up your contest? I'll probably be making the announcement this time next month.

Did the room spin?

After reading the headline, I thought this was a scam black car salesmen pulled. Maybe this is God's way of telling you not to get this car. Oh, and from 1992-2006 I owned two cars. An '83 Pulsar and an '88 Corsica. And NEITHER had A/C. The Corsica is still around, but it is now the backup vehicle.

You actually had everyone send you money? I learned my lesson in the preseason leading up to the second year of my NFL contest when I tried doing that.

I don't know what to think of that ad. The first few times I saw it I thought it was an afterschool special or something.

It's not like you'll be seeing them when her lips are wrapped around your dick.

Good ol' Katie Vick. Oddly enough, shortly after that funeral home skit was when I began to stop watching pro wrestling. I wonder why?

It's a better way than how Division 1-A crowns a football "champion." Also, do you think a 16 seed will ever beat a 1? I do.

• I haven’t watched the NBA Draft in years, but this time around I decided to give it a shot. Wow was it great, but for all the wrong reasons. Not only did we have Screaming A. Smith and friends telling every draft pick why they suck right when these players were living their life's dreams, but we also had the New York Knicks draft a player who wasn’t even at this event, which was hosted at Madison Square Garden. I’m still trying to decide what I liked better: David Stern asking Dan Patrick when the ESPN crew will have something nice to say about one of the draftees, or the crowd’s reaction to the Knicks’ first-round selection. I don’t follow college basketball, so I have no idea which team “drafted best,” but it seems that the Trailblazers tried to give themselves a makeover with two top 10 draft selections. Also, how funny is it that a senior from Duke is going to be, according to the ESPN experts, the “leader” of the Atlanta Hawks? • While I’m on the subject of college basketball players, this idea to double the number of teams playing in the March Madness Tournament is a really stupid idea. It’s bad enough many universities offer second-rate educations; they don’t need to have their second-rate basketball programs queering up everybody’s brackets. You want in the dance of 64 +1? Don’t lose during the regular season. This isn’t college football, where one win usually eliminates you from BcS consideration. Well, maybe if you’re one of those small conferences where only the conference tournament champion gets in. Then again, if you’re the top seed in the Colonial-West-Tech Conference and lose in your tournament’s championship game to a sub-.500 school, then what makes you think you’ll do any better against a Duke or Kansas? I’m starting to tune out of the World Cup, but I found it funny that Switzerland, of all countries, had one of the top defenses in the tournament, not allowing a goal during its World Cup run. At least not during the regulation/stoppage time. Penalty kicks were another matter. • There will be no KKK’s Top 103 Posters entry today, because I feel like talking about something gayer. Good job Czech (or whatever he’s calling himself nowadays) for showing us once again that a picture can be worth a thousand words (even if it's not available anymore). From an AIM conversation earlier today:

Umm, err. Hmm. ... I, uh. ... I can't think of what to say. Czech, can you please re-post that picture?

Aw, shit. I forgot about viewing this thread while at work.

What's wrong with the teeth?

Interesting. I heard long ago that the DH was a player's union-backed proposal. I can also understand using DH's in the minors. Nevertheless, I still don't like it and would rather have the "Pull the pitcher with the bases loaded in favor of a better batter or keep him in?" component of a baseball game.

• I think I said a while ago about how if I had my choice to take a workday off it would be Monday. This is because it’s nice to have the three-day weekend and arrive to work with only four more days until the next break. However, I think my second choice of days would be Wednesday. This is because it nicely breaks the workweek up into a couple of two-day parts. Why do I mention this? Take a guess. • I mentioned this at the other place, but I feel it needs repeating to all my soon-to-be-married TSM brethren. If your better half wants to take a portion of your wedding cake, stick it in the freezer and consume it on your one-year anniversary, do yourself a favor and don’t swallow. Trust me on this one. • I haven’t watched O’Reilly’s show in a while, and last night I tuned into a segment where he was talking with two defense lawyers about Rush’s latest, err, run-in with the law. While it’s the typical formula for a cable news program to have guests with differing points of view, I found it funny that one of the defense lawyers was basically saying Rush was totally at fault and how he was responsible for the whole predicament, tossing away any idea that the local Palm Beach powers-that-be might be on a witch hunt of sorts. Now I don’t care about this story; I don’t even care what your opinion is of this incident. What I found hilarious was that a DEFENSE LAWYER was putting the blame on the DEFENDANT in this situation; it was odd hearing from one of these bottom-feeders to say that a "law-breaker" got what he deserved. • So politicians in a state’s majority party might redistrict some seats around so their political party might reap even greater election gains? Get the hell out of here. And what is with these whiny bitches in Texas complaining about new congressional districts? Gerrymandering is an American tradition as sweet as apple pie. Democrats do it. Republicans do it. Hell, the Green Party would do it if they every got enough of their moonbats elected to office. • The new Superman movie is now playing, and the film’s actors and actresses are making their rounds on the talk-show circuit pimping it like any good spokesperson does. I must admit I’m not a big fan of Superman, or of comic book characters in general. I’m not going to diss comic books, but they’re just not my thing. I bought some as a kid, but found video games to be more of a priority with my limited resources. I must say though that I have always been partial to Batman, and I used to own a few of his comic books as a kid. Another character I liked was the Punisher. I read somewhere that Frank Castle was the only Marvel “superhero” who was a normal human being; no superpowers – just lots of guns. Whether or not that’s true, I don’t know. There was another comic book character I read some of when I was a kid, and that was Sgt. Rock. Basically, this was a WWII character and he killed lots of Krauts and had some pseudo-fling with a French chick. The reason I remember this guy is because the one time I went to a comic book fair/convention as a kid I was able to buy a dozen or so of his older editions for just a few dollars. Oh, and if you haven’t seen this Web site before, I recommend it wholeheartedly; be warned, you won’t see Superman the same way ever again.