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How many kids does he have?

I thought Slayer was bald.

I don't see any rankings in those brackets -- I want to know who's seeded 75th, damnit. I'm sure the 69th seed has a field day with their placement.

Oh man there are a bunch of things from that article that I can just pounce on, but I've already been insensitive enough for one thread.

Since there was some talk about southwestern Ohio grocery stores in yesterday's entry, I figure now would be a good time to talk about why I can’t stand Bigg’s. Well, it’s not really a good time, but I’m feeling too lazy to talk about much else. For those that don't know, Bigg’s is kinda like Wal-Mart, only not yet ready to take over the world. At the job I worked at in Ohio, many times I trekked over to the nearby Bigg’s and bought some grub during my lunch break. I did this for several reasons. 1) It was a nice little walk, and I needed to stretch my legs after sitting down for a 4-hour work interval. Oh who am I kidding – I spent most of the time goofing off, but it was a nice walk nevertheless. 2) Going to a grocery/retail store instead of heading toward Wendy’s or Burger King gives you a wider, and healthier, selection of food to choose from. 3) These lunches were cheaper, and more filling, than a value meal. The only problem with going to Bigg's several times a week was that most of the cashiers who worked there were full-timers, so I saw them just about everyday. This got annoying because many of them got on my nerves. However, I usually just zoned out during my transactions and tried to avoid the retarded chitchat many customer service representatives try to engage you in. One day I had a friend with me who wanted to try out the “kkk lunch run;” we got a few items each and headed to a checkout lane. Now at every checkout lane there are these rubber sticks that are used as dividers in-between the orders of different customers. I call them the “Great Dividers.” Now, I use these things just like any other reasonable person would, however, on this day I didn’t. You see, the customer in front of me had his order rung up by the cashier, and as my friend and I approached the register there was nothing on this conveyer belt. I put my apple and a few other munchies on this belt and turned to say something to my companion. When I turned back, the cashier was weighing my apple as the customer in front of me just stood there. When I let the cashier know that apple was mine, she said “Well why didn’t you use the divider?” Because, bitch, I thought I’d be insulting your intelligence by using the Great Divider when there WAS NOTHING ELSE ON THE FUCKING CONVEYOR BELT. I can’t remember what I said back to her, but it wasn’t offensive (if it was, then I would have remembered it verbatim). However, the encounter must have been tense enough for the person I was with because she took the Great Divider and separated her 2-3 items from my several things, which were on the other side of the conveyor belt next to the scanning device. The cashier then said something that made me laugh out loud. She picked up the Great Divider, pointed to my traveling mate’s stuff and snapped, "Are these yours?” Well of course, bitch. Don’t you see the Great Divider? I was only in Ohio for a few months after this encounter, but whenever I went to that Bigg’s I made it a point to always use the Great Divider every time I went into a checkout line. It was gratifying to go to the aforementioned bitch’s lane and whip out the Great Divider when I went to pay for my bagel, beverage and fruit, especially so if the person in front of me already had his or items items scanned and there was nothing else on the conveyor belt. Hey bitch, don’t question the power of the Great Divider. I wish I could say this was the only time I had trouble with cashiers in the southwest Ohio region, but sadly it wasn’t. There was also the time I told a bag boy to get cancer, but that’s another story for another time.

I'll be damn. First time I've seen one. Of course, this is the first time I've looked.

Thriftway -- did you have to buy your own bags at that place?

Yeah, all the development is by I-75. I remember when the better half and I moved there, she went out first. I never saw the region, so when I got off I-75, I was like "not bad." Then I started getting closer to "downtown." Man were my palms sweating. Although the area was shitty, we were in a nice townhouse complex. I forget its name, but it was along Clark Street. And their mall wasn't too bad. Wasn't great but I've seen worse. Parkway Center Mall in Shittsburgh and the long-dead Greengate Mall in Westmoreland County are/were leagues worse than Middletown's mall.

Holy crap, I forgot about them drawing Allah. Guess those clerics overseas don't have Comedy Central or DVD players.

And you got a big-screen TV, etc. Faggot. Serious question now: What's the TV's picture quality like? I've been tempted to get a big television, but the picture quality on projections have been steering me away from them. Is there a considerable upgrade if it's LCD?

*sigh* Newbs.

This could be fun. So are you banging his wife, too, while he's away risking his life so Abdul doesn't blow you up while you're at a public venue?

More like Snore-way. lolz

It was only recently that I remembered where I saw that picture in your avatar. Only in Kenya.

Not when you have several years left on our agreement, bitch.

And their wish would be to be me for a day... and then jump in front of a speeding train.

You want to play rough? I'll play rough. For anyone that votes for me this round, they will get "a day to be kkk." I will let YOU choose my Avatar and line that's below it for a minimum of 24 hours. Put a hippie in my avatar, or even Hitlery Clinton. Heck, if you want you can even RELEASE that cop-killing piece of shit I have been famously associated with for all these years. The only catch is that I must win this round. So call your friends, text message your family or bribe some homeless guy with a bottle of cheap booze. Just get them all to the polls! This is your chance to free Mumia. Even if you don't want to change my avatar, think of nl-asshole, who voted for me this round and will get to alter my appearance at this place. Come on, do it for nl-asshole.

You're nearby a Bigg's, too, if memory serves.

Speaking of that place, what exactly is the Graphics folder now -- HD v 2.0?

In case anyone can't get into the first group, here's one for all the late-birds: ID: 117295 Name: tsmprocrastionaters Pass: hippie I'll probably be playing with myself, as usual, but I'll be in first place!!!

Group's full.

This makes me wonder if there's a Miss Blind or Miss Mute Texas, too. Bring them all together and they might form some uber-super heroine. Well, they'd have to find another Miss Deaf Texas first.

Years ago I bought a used PS1 "Diablo" from this store in the Dayton Mall (I forget its name). I played it for 1-2 nights, realized how horrible it was (when compared to the PC version) and went to sell it back. I wasn't looking for a refund -- I just wanted to sell it back for a few dollars. I went to the SAME STORE, and the clerk said they couldn't buy it because it was too scratched up. When I showed him the receipt that proved I bought the damn thing from this store the day before, he just gave me a "derp" look.

If I die in some freak accident, I pray it's not bad enough to merit getting posted at this place.