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Way to take advantage of our brave men and women serving in the military, you ungrateful bastard. (Is he looking to unload any extra DVDs/CDs/Video Games?)

When did they start doing this hippie "play in" game? And I totally forgot about Stanford not being in -- they had some good teams not-too-long ago. Also, do they make brackets for the NIT? I never see them around.

Be nice to Middletown; economic development sure hasn't been kind to the region.

Just don't bring in any cups, or whatever it was that you went apeshit over a while back. I never did anything for spring break. My tuition bills didn't take a vacation, so I couldn't.

Had a friend in high school that worked at Arby's forever and he never mentioned this.

Even worse -- they'd charge him an extra 10k before going up to the next level, or whatever the hell they do at that place.

Morgan Freeman -- because he's Morgan f'n Freeman. I don't have a favorite actress, but I'd bang Eliza Dushku in a heartbeat (and try to make it last longer than that).

You know what pisses me off? When certain businesses that do nothing to improve their product over the years suddenly blame the Wal-Marts and Targets of the world for their misery. In my area there are three “major” grocery store chains: Foodland, Shop ‘n Save and Giant Eagle. My local Giant Eagle store is so much better in terms of price, cleanliness and variety of products than a nearby Shop ‘n Save. I shopped at the latter a few times and vowed never to return. (I don't have a Foodland within a short driving distance from my house, so they're out of this story.) Now that my community is starting to grow, and bigger retail chains have begun to set up shop. Earlier this month a Target opened up next to Giant Eagle, and there has been a local controversy with a Mega-Wal-Mart trying to get built in the same area. After some legal battles, the Wal-Mart has been approved and will probably begin construction sometime in the near future. Because of this Wal-Mart being built, the Shop ‘n Save store has announced it will be closing at the end of April. Representatives from the store have cited the upcoming Wal-Mart as the main reason why they are folding up their tent. Good. Fuck you Shop ‘n Save. You aren’t being run out because of big, bad Wal-Mart. You’re being run out because your prices suck, your brand selection leaves something to be desired, and you have made no attempts to upgrade over the years. Giant Eagle has acknowledged the competition and is meeting it head on. The store has lowered prices on a number of items and has introduced a “personal shopper” program. I’ve talked about this system before, but for those that haven’t heard me describe it here we go. You have to be a Giant Eagle “advantage card” member, and what you do is scan your card at this machine and pick up a scanning device. Basically what you do is ring up and bag your order as you go. I have said before that although you spend more time shopping due to scanning and putting stuff in your grocery bags, I love this system for a number of reasons. 1) You get to see how much your running tab is as you shop. 2) You can bag items that you normally store together; this saves a lot of time at home unpacking. 3) You don’t have to wait in line, and you don’t have to hear the cashiers complain to each other about how much longer their shift is. Another thing Giant Eagle has introduced in the last year or so is a line of convenience stores. For every $50 you spend in groceries, you get 10 cents off a gallon of gasoline on an upcoming fuel purchase. Is there a huge savings? Not really. But every couple of months, it’s nice to get $1 off per gallon of gas when filling up at one of these “Get-Go” stations. Will this Giant Eagle survive with the increased competition from Target and Wal-Mart? I hope so. I don’t hate Wal-Mart, and I do some shopping there, but I don’t shop for groceries. I think one of the reasons I refuse to is because I don’t want to wait in line for an hour just to buy food and other products that I can’t get at a grocery store. As for Shop ‘n Save (and I’m sure Foodland will go under, too, considering those stores are worse than Shop ‘n Save), good-bye and good riddance.

You've been beaten to it. Too late. I've already beaten to it.

Especially with someone who doesn't use rubbers. Then again, neither do I.

Have I told you yet what a great guy you are, nl5xsk1? Oh, hell, I can't pull this off; there are some things even I won't do for votes.

You're dead, mister. Well, if the Clintons can make Vince Foster's death look like a suicide, then I'm sure you could pull it off, too.

OMG Voter intimidation! Oh yeah: Carnival Black Lushus Hoff Slayer geniusmoment alfdogg me, the one with AMERICAN letters nl-asshole

So you gave me a first-round bye so you could give yourself a third-round bye? Just a reminder to anyone in my football contest that votes for the wrong people in this round: don't be surprised if your team fails to reach the .500 mark next year. :angry:

I'd put O'Charleys way above the other places.

Maybe she wanted some peace and quiet. Oh, and I'd hit it. +1

Ditto with all these places being the same, although I give Applebee's the advantage. Friday's and Ruby are at the bottom of the list.

• Wow, all this time I thought Issac Hayes was a cool cat; turns out he’s little bitch. Apparently, after almost 10 years of playing a character voice to one of the most offensive shows out there, he has had it with the program's bigoted stance on religion. N*gga plz. Now South Park has goofed on just about everything under the sun, and Trey Parker and Matt Stone have had a field day with every religion out there, from Catholics to Jews to Buddists. This let's-make-fun-of-everybody mentality is what has made this show great. I find it hard to believe that an episode last year that goofed on Scientology would offend Hayes to the point he would quit. This was around the time I learned Issac was followed this goofy religion/practice/whatever the hell it is. Waaaaaah. Cry me a river. Stone said it best when responding to Hayes’ tantrum that the singer “Wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin.” I think it’d be great if they still used Chef’s voice but instead voiced him with some dopey white guy, or change the voice every episode to include other races. • Well, the March Madness brackets have been devised, and now it’s time to bitch about all the teams that didn’t make it into the field of 65. I don’t follow college basketball, so I have no idea who got hosed and who did not, however, the one team that made me go “wha-?” was Air Force; how’d they make it in? This brings up an interesting argument about which teams should be allowed in. Do teams from conferences like the Big East and ACC that have mediocre records get the last few spots, or should teams from the Never-Heard-Of-It Conference get a bid for going 29-5 against universities that you didn’t know existed? I can see the argument from both sides. After all, take the fighting Colonials of Widget State Tech University, put them in the Big 10 and watch them get slaughtered. However, I say let these 15- and 16-seeded teams play. After all, schools like Maryland will surely make it back to the NCAA Tournament in a year or so, but how often will many of these school get the chance to be considered for the greatest tournament in all the land? If Maryland made the postseason and lost in the first round, the fans and players would just go “eh” and move on. But a school like Southern U, who will undoubtedly get crushed by Duke in the first round, will look back at their tournament experience and revel in it. Players will talk about when they kept Duke’s lead to single digits, or if they held JJ Redick to under 40 points. If some of the bigger schools whine about not getting in the tournament, then they should have won a few more games. This isn’t Division One Football, where one loss puts a team out of so-called “National Championship” contention. • This story made me laugh. No, it’s not due to some media conglomerate conspiracy I have. It’s just that Kevin McClatchy owns the Shittsburgh Pirates, and you would think that after buying $4.5 billion for a dying media, he would at least try to boost his baseball team’s payroll by a smidgen in hopes of making the franchise somewhat competitive (and around here that means getting near the .500 mark).

I think it'd be great if they the geekiest white guy to do Chef's voice. I'd volunteer.

I do not buy scout cookies; I do other fundraisers, but not for these bitches. My crush nl-asshole is right; they are little sharks.

Oh man, Indy Jones 4 is going to be such a sore spot for me. Don't tell me it's in the works. Let me live in my fantasy land for as long as possible. And yes, I was keeping track of "The worst things you could do to a Muslim male" during my first viewing of this movie -- that's how bored I got from watching it. Actually, if you do what I did, the movie isn't half-bad to watch, especially if you also picture an angry Allah looking at Viggo's character throughout when he does something offensive.

That would assume what I'm doing could be considered funny.

Well it's been 20+ years now and you still haven't returned it back it to me.

Quit trying to disenfranchise my constituents.

I'd like to state for the record that I've been getting complaints about how confusing this voting ballot is; while my sources tell me they stepped in the booth wanting to vote for me, my opponent, NYU, is right below me and they might have made the mistake of deleting my name instead of his... Kingofthe909 AndrewTS Sass Popick nl-asshole KOAB Me Damaramu Meatwad Krankor Carnival Чэв Bob Barron Hoff BL Czech