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I haven't seen this movie, so I don't know if you're serious or not. Is this for real?...

I should state for the record I have no intention of ever getting a refill kit. I was just curious to know how messy they could be...

Perhaps when his soccer team (football to the rest of the world; I know, I know, ignorant American) lost that game a while back and had to go into the retard division, he was pushed over the edge...

What about it? Black Friday > Uploading picks...

Deadline has come and gone for the Turkey Day picks...

Are you blind? He said "piece of piss..."

Too bad he eats veggies and healthy snacks now. And Ernie and Bert look awfully happy -- I wonder what they're doing under the table?...

You're right Marvin. I saw a bunch of them on display when I went there last week...

Back in his playing days, I remember hearing announcers say what a lock Monk would be for the Hall of Fame, and not one of them was Mike Patrick. And why is it Monk's "final year" of eligibility when people like Stabler, Greenwood and Ray Guy are on that list?...

Slayer has a groupie...

Well I hope they also got a few games to go with them...

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-3 <PF: 73 PA: 67 AFC: 5-2 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 1-2 > New England Patriots (Nl5) 6-4 <PF: 73 PA: 68 AFC: 4-3 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 2-0> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 6-4 <PF: 68 PA: 70 AFC: 2-4 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 1-2 > New York Jets (Gert T) 4-6 <PF: 67 PA: 71 AFC: 3-4 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 1-1 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 8-2 <PF: 79 PA: 62 AFC: 4-2 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 2-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (KNK) 6-4 <PF: 72 PA: 67 AFC: 4-3 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 2-1 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 4-6 <PF: 70 PA: 77 AFC: 3-6 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-3> Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 3-7 <PF: 63 PA: 71 AFC: 3-5 NFC: 0-2 DIV: 2-2 > AFC SOUTH Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 5-5 <PF: 73 PA: 71 AFC: 4-3 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 3-0 > Houston Texans (Bored) 5-5 <PF: 75 PA: 81 AFC: 5-4 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 2-2> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 4-6 <PF: 73 PA: 78 AFC: 3-4 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 1-2> Indianapolis Colts (No Cal Mike) 4-6 <PF: 73 PA: 64 AFC: 4-5 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 1-4 > AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Porter) 7-3 <PF: 74 PA: 61 AFC: 5-2 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 3-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 6-4 <PF: 74 PA: 69 AFC: 4-4 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 3-1 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-4 <PF: 74 PA: 68 AFC: 5-2 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 3-7 <PF: 68 PA: 74 AFC: 1-6 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 0-4 > NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 5-5 <PF: 65 PA: 72 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 4-4 DIV: 2-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 5-5 <PF: 72 PA: 72 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 4-4 DIV: 1-3 > Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 5-5 <PF: 62 PA: 68 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 3-3 DIV: 2-2 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 3-7 <PF: 70 PA: 77 AFC: 0-3 NFC: 3-4 DIV: 2-1 > NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 7-3 <PF: 71 PA: 67 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 5-2 DIV: 2-1 > Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 5-5 <PF: 72 PA: 68 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 4-4 DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 3-7 <PF: 64 PA: 69 AFC: 0-3 NFC: 3-4 DIV: 1-2 > Minnesota Vikings (La Parka Marka) 1-9 <PF: 58 PA: 70 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-8 DIV: 1-3> NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 6-4 <PF: 72 PA: 73 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 5-2 DIV: 2-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 5-5 <PF: 68 PA: 71 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 4-3 DIV: 1-1> Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 4-6 <PF: 64 PA: 75 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 3-3 DIV: 1-1> New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 4-6 <PF: 69 PA: 72 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 3-4 DIV: 0-2 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 7-3 <PF: 69 PA: 62 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 6-3 DIV: 3-2 > Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 6-4 <PF: 77 PA: 72 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 5-3 DIV: 3-2 > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 5-5 <PF: 64 PA: 68 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 4-5 DIV: 2-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 5-5 <PF: 70 PA: 66 AFC: 2-0 NFC: 3-5 DIV: 1-4 >

Oh, I almost forgot to mention this: The mother of my one groomsman got on TPIR and won the showcase. If memory serves, she got a TV, some carpeting, some other stuff and a trip to Africa. Because she couldn't go to that messed up place due to health reasons, she had a list of other trips that she could take instead. I don't know what she eventually chose...

What do the shrimp turn into?...

You've got that salt lake...

What have I been doing for the last three years, hippie?...

I thought the Mormons didn't do anal...

Oh god damnit, not again. That's why the Lord created emergency picks...

Hey, what up. Still in Utah?...

Deadline for Turkey Day games will be Thursday at 11 a.m. Please note these games will not count toward emergency picks, so if you forget them, they are lost. Results from Week 11 will be up Tuesday or Wednesday... (3.5) Atlanta at Detroit (1.5) Denver at Dallas Baltimore at Cincinnati (9.5) (4.5) Carolina at Buffalo Chicago at Tampa Bay (3.5) Cleveland at Minnesota (3.5) New England at Kansas City (3.5) (3.5) San Diego at Washington San Francisco at Tennessee (8.5) (3.5) St. Louis at Houston (3.5) Jacksonville at Arizona Miami at Oakland (7.5) Green Bay at Philadelphia (4.5) N.Y. Giants at Seattle (4.5) New Orleans at N.Y. Jets (1.5) Pittsburgh at indianapolis (8.5) EDIT: On a side note, with Choken's banning, teke, who is a participant in this league over at the other place, has taken over the Bengals. Sorry BX... Atlanta (King Of The 909 5-6) d Detroit (Bravesfan 5-6) 10-10 ATL: ATL/DEN/CIN/CAR/CHI/MIN/NE/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/PIT/20 DET: ATL/DAL/CIN/CAR/CHI/MIN/NE/SD/SF/STL/JAX/MIA/GB/SEA/NO/IND/20 DIFF: DEN/DAL, TEN/SF, OAK/MIA, PHI/GB, NYJ/NO, PIT/IND, 20/20 Denver (Canadian Chris 7-4) d Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic 5-6) 12-11 DEN: ATL/DEN/CIN/CAR/TB/MIN/KC/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/PHI/NYG/NO/IND/28 DAL: ATL/DEN/BAL/CAR/CHI/MIN/KC/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/PHI/SEA/NO/IND/17 DIFF: CIN/BAL, TB/CHI, NYG/SEA Baltimore (Sandman9000 3-8) d by Cincinnati (Teke 7-4) 9-9 BAL: ATL/DEN/CIN/BUF/TB/MIN/KC/WAS/TEN/HOU/AZ/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/IND/XX CIN: ATL/DEN/CIN/CAR/CHI/MIN/NE/SD/SF/STL/JAX/OAK/GB/SEA/NYJ/IND/28 DIFF: BUF/CAR, TB/CHI, KC/NE, WAS/SD, TEN/SF, HOU/STL, AZ/JAX, PHI/GB, XX/28 Carolina (Fazzle 7-4) at Buffalo (Bob Barron 7-4) 10-9 CAR: ATL/DAL/CIN/BUF/CHI/MIN/NE/SD/SF/HOU/JAX/MIA/PHI/NYG/NYJ/PIT/23 BUF: ATL/DAL/CIN/CAR/CHI/MIN/KC/WAS/TEN/HOU/JAX/OAK/GB/NYG/NO/PIT/13 DIFF: BUF/CAR, NE/KC, SD/WAS, SF/TEN, MIA/OAK, PHI/GB, NYJ/NO Chicago (Agent Of Oblivion 7-4) d by Tampa Bay (Starvenger 6-5) 7-9 CHI: X/X/CIN/BUF/TB/MIN/KC/WAS/TEN/HOU/AZ/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/IND/EP TB: X/X/CIN/BUF/CHI/MIN/NE/SD/SF/STL/JAX/MIA/PHI/SEA/NYJ/PIT/10 DIFF: TB/CHI, KC/NE, WAS/SD, TEN/SF, HOU/STL, AZ/JAX, OAK/MIA, IND/PIT, XX/10 Cleveland (SFA Jack 9-2) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 1-10) 9-7 CLE: ATL/DAL/CIN/CAR/CHI/MIN/KC/SD/SF/HOU/JAX/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/IND/20 MIN: X/X/CIN/BUF/TB/MIN/KC/WAS/TEN/HOU/AZ/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/IND/EP DIFF: ATL/X, CAR/BUF, CHI/TB, SD/WAS, SF/TEN, JAX/AZ, 20/XX New England (Nl5 7-4) d Kansas City (No Good Nick 6-5) 9-8 NE: DET/DEN/CIN/CAR/CHI/CLE/NE/SD/SF/STL/JAX/MIA/GB/NYG/NO/PIT/31 KC: X/X/BAL/CAR/TB/MIN/KC/WAS/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/PHI/SEA/NO/IND/EP DIFF: DEN/X, CIN/BAL, CHI/TB, CLE/MIN, NE/KC, SD/WAS, SF/TEN, MIA/OAK, GB/PHI, NYG/SEA, PIT/IND, 31/XX San Diego (Porter 7-4) d by Washington (Human Fly 4-7) 9-10 SD: ATL/DAL/CIN/CAR/CHI/MIN/NE/SD/SF/STL/JAX/MIA/GB/SEA/NO/PIT/31 WASH: ATL/DEN/CIN/CAR/TB/MIN/NE/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/IND/20 DIFF: DAL/DEN, CHI/TB, SF/TEN, MIA/OAK, GB/PHI, NO/NYJ, PIT/IND San Francisco (Agent Bond34 6-5) d Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 4-7) 11-7 SF: ATL/DEN/CIN/BUF/TB/MIN/KC/WAS/TEN/STL/JAX/MIA/GB/SEA/NYJ/IND/12 TEN: X/X/CIN/BUF/CHI/CLE/NE/WAS/TEN/HOU/AZ/OAK/GB/NYG/NO/IND/EP DIFF: ATL/X, DEN/X, TB/CHI, MIN/CLE, KC/NE, STL/HOU, JAX/AZ, MIA/OAK, SEA/NYG, NYJ/NO, 12/XX St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 6-5) d Houston (Bored 5-6) 10-9 STL: DET/DAL/CIN/BUF/CHI/MIN/KC/SD/SF/STL/JAX/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/IND/30 HOU: ATL/DEN/CIN/BUF/CHI/CLE/KC/SD/TEN/STL/AZ/OAK/GB/SEA/NYJ/PIT/24 DIFF: DET/ATL, DAL/DEN, MIN/CLE, SF/TEN, JAX/AZ, PHI/GB, IND/PIT Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 6-5) at Arizona (Cena’s Writer 7-4) 11-9 JAX: ATL/DEN/CIN/CAR/TB/MIN/NE/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/PHI/SEA/NO/IND/24 AZ: ATL/DAL/CIN/CAR/TB/MIN/KC/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/GB/SEA/NYJ/IND/10 DIFF: DEN/DAL, NE/KC, PHI/GB, NO/NYJ, 24/10 Miami (Spaceman Spiff 7-4) at Oakland (Banky 3-8) 10-7 MIA: ATL/DEN/CIN/CAR/TB/MIN/KC/WAS/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/IND/20 OAK: ATL/DEN/CIN/CAR/CHI/CLE/NE/WAS/SF/STL/AZ/OAK/GB/NYG/NO/PIT/34 DIFF: TB/CHI, MIN/CLE, KC/NE, TEN/SF, JAX/AZ, PHI/GB, SEA/NYG, NYJ/NO, IND/PIT Green Bay (Vitamin X 3-8) d by Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion 6-5) 7-10 GB: DET/DEN/CIN/CAR/CHI/MIN/NE/WAS/SF/STL/JAX/MIA/GB/SEA/NYJ/PIT/XX PHI: ATL/DEN/CIN/CAR/CHI/MIN/NE/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/GB/SEA/NYJ/IND/XX DIFF: DET/ATL, WAS/SD, SF/TEN, MIA/OAK, PIT/IND N.Y. Giants (Cartman 6-5) d Seattle (Mr. Rant 6-5)12-8 NYG: ATL/DEN/CIN/CAR/CHI/MIN/KC/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/MIA/GB/SEA/NO/IND/25 SEA: X/X/CIN/CAR/TB/MIN/KC/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/IND/EP DIFF: ATL/X, DEN/X, CHI/TB, MIA/OAK, GB/PHI, NO/NYJ, 25/XX New Orleans (Cuban Linx 4-7) d by N.Y. Jets (Gert T 5-6) 6-10 NO: DET/DAL/CIN/CAR/CHI/CLE/KC/SD/TEN/HOU/JAX/OAK/GB/SEA/NYJ/PIT/17 NYJ: ATL/DAL/CIN/CAR/TB/MIN/KC/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/GB/SEA/NO/IND/13 DIFF: DET/ATL, CHI/TB, CLE/MIN, HOU/STL, NYJ/NO, PIT/IND, 17/13 Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 5-6) at Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 4-7) 9-7 PIT: ATL/DAL/CIN/BUF/TB/MIN/KC/SD/TEN/STL/JAX/OAK/GB/SEA/NYJ/PIT/28 IND: X/X/CIN/BUF/TB/MIN/KC/WAS/TEN/HOU/AZ/OAK/PHI/SEA/NYJ/IND/EP DIFF: ATL/X, SD/WAS, STL/HOU, JAX/AZ, GB/PHI, PIT/IND, 28/EP

The Owen one got a chuckle out of me...

Deadline has come and gone...

How many shopping carts can Fishy push at one time?...

These are some of the reasons I watch the Price is Right (or did before going out into the real world). My favorite memory was long ago when some young chick bumped this old lady out of that "winner's circle" because she got a better score on the Big Wheel, and the granny refused to leave. How Barker got her to leave was a thing of beauty -- why isn't he working for peace in the Middle East?...

You know, if we combine the points I have been saving up with the ones that you just earned, we can get something really gay...