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Oddly enough, Chris, this year isn't so bad (so far)... Playoff Picture (subject to change of course): AFC EAST: As much as it pains me to say this, since nl-asshole swept bob in the regular season, he wins the division. AFC NORTH: SFA Jack wins. AFC SOUTH: APO wins AFC WEST: Chris wins, again. WILD CARD: If Bob and Porter win, they're in. Any 8-7 teams need to win and have help, and even that may not be enough. NFC EAST: Philly and NY split the series. If both lose NY wins based on a better div. record. If both win, well that will come down to better record in common games, which I'm not doing yet. NFC NORTH: If Det and Chi both lose, Det wins based on a better div. record (they split the season series). If both win, it will come down to common game matchups. NFC SOUTH: Carolina and Atlanta play in Week 17, and ATL won the first matchup. I don't know common games matchups yet, so Car may win the division on that. NFC West: AZ won the division. WILD CARD: Any 9-6 teams win they're in. 8-7 teams need a win and some help, if even that...

Playoff picture coming soon... AFC EAST New England Patriots (Nl5) 10-5 <PF: 122 PA: 114 AFC: 7-4 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 4-1> Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 9-6 <PF: 125 PA: 112 AFC: 7-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 2-3 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 8-7 <PF: 113 PA: 116 AFC: 4-7 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 1-4 > New York Jets (Gert T) 7-8 <PF: 115 PA: 113 AFC: 5-5 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 3-2 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 11-4 <PF: 122 PA: 105 AFC: 7-4 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 3-2 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 8-7 <PF: 115 PA: 122 AFC: 6-5 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-2 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 8-7 <PF: 116 PA: 121 AFC: 5-7 NFC: 3-0 DIV: 2-4> Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 3-12 <PF: 98 PA: 115 AFC: 3-8 NFC: 0-4 DIV: 2-3 > AFC SOUTH Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 9-6 <PF: 116 PA: 108 AFC: 6-4 NFC: 3-2 DIV: 4-1 > Tennessee Titans (Vern Gagne) 7-8 <PF: 122 PA: 130 AFC: 6-5 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 3-3> Houston Texans (Bored) 6-9 <PF: 112 PA: 120 AFC: 6-6 NFC: 0-3 DIV: 2-4> Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 5-10 <PF: 101 PA: 97 AFC: 5-8 NFC: 0-2 DIV: 2-4 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 11-4 <PF: 121 PA: 107 AFC: 9-2 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 3-2 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 9-6 <PF: 117 PA: 100 AFC: 7-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-1 > Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 8-7 <PF: 115 PA: 112 AFC: 5-6 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 4-2 > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 4-11 <PF: 102 PA: 115 AFC: 2-10 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 0-6 > NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 9-6 <PF: 109 PA: 110 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 4-2 > Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 9-6 <PF: 110 PA: 109 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 7-4 DIV: 3-2 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-9 <PF: 118 PA: 122 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 5-6 DIV: 3-2 > Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 6-9 <PF: 117 PA: 115 AFC: 1-4 NFC: 5-5 DIV: 1-5 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 9-6 <PF: 116 PA: 110 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 7-5 DIV: 5-1 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 9-6 <PF: 108 PA: 106 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 6-4 DIV: 4-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 4-11 <PF: 101 PA: 110 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 3-8 DIV: 1-5 > Minnesota Vikings (Dr. Tom) 2-13 <PF: 97 PA: 111 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 1-10 DIV: 1-4> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 9-6 <PF: 111 PA: 112 AFC: 2-3 NFC: 7-3 DIV: 4-1> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 8-7 <PF: 114 PA: 120 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 5-5 DIV: 3-2 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 7-8 <PF: 107 PA: 116 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 2-3> New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 5-10 <PF: 109 PA: 114 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 4-7 DIV: 1-4 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 10-5 <PF: 111 PA: 108 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 8-4 DIV: 3-3 > Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya 04) 9-6 <PF: 125 PA: 121 AFC: 3-1 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 4-2 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 8-7 <PF: 115 PA: 115 AFC: 3-0 NFC: 5-7 DIV: 2-4 > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 7-8 <PF: 111 PA: 110 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 5-7 DIV: 3-3 >

That's nice Agent, but what phrase did you put together from the options in LF's post?...

Don't worry, I'm sure the tide will bring their innertubes and flotaing car in before dinnertime. I never understood why people do this. Unless you are really close to someone, then don't bother getting them anything. It's like that co-worker everybody couldn't stand, but once they announce they're leaving for another job everybody starts acting so sad to see them go. (And no, this didn't happen to me). I like Xmas over New Year's, because New Year's is just an excuse for people to go out and get drunk. And remember, Christmas is commercialized only if you let it...

I looked at a drunken black man because my mom told me to. Looks like we got the same birthdate LF...

JJ, you might want to give some spoiler warnings to your most recent post...

Maybe if there were some "Bush suxs" lines, or perhaps if Spike Lee directed it, Ebert would give it the ***/**** treatment...

Woah, I just woke up and don't remember posting these results...

Here's another franchise question. What exactly is your "minor leagues"? Anyone that you have scratched on your roster?...

EDIT: Matchups finally posted. I'm having a nasty bout with the flu and I feel like shit...

Deadline has come and gone.. matchups to be posted shortly...

Maybe the guy will hit his head hard enough against the wall and knock himself out...

I bet he was popular with the female fish, though...

It was probably swimming around in a pool of radiation and he wants to eat it? More power to him, I guess...

Says the person who showed pics of his wrecked car some years ago...

That's because you're probably not an asshole. Depends. If I'm in the left lane I'll try to go to the slow lane unless I have to make a left turn up ahead. The left lane is for speeders, and that's cool. Now if this is taking placing in the right lane, I break, and depending on the traffic situation, I might just slow down a bit, slow down a lot, or go as fast as the driver in the other lane that's in front of the pissed off motorist, so he can't speed around me. If you have a big rig next to you, that's the best situation...

You know your "b" vote still counts as one, Dubya...

Note: In the next week or so I will do a re-alignment of teams which I talked about in last week's thread. If you have been in the league for 2-3 years, and you like your team, let me know in this thread or via PM if you want to stay that team. Some of you already told me this information, and you don't need to again. If you want to select a different team PM ME THIS INFO. I'm planning on making this like a "draft" selection -- I'll make a list of teams available and participants and you all can take turns picking teams. If this is your first year in this league, chances are you might be moved. I know Cena's Writer and Sandman will be. Don't take it personally. Well, go ahead if you want. I don't really care. Atlanta at Tampa Bay (3.5) Buffalo at Cincinnati (14.5) Dallas at Carolina (5.5) Detroit at New Orleans (3.5) (6.5) Jacksonville at Houston N.Y. Giants at Washington (3.5) (7.5) Pittsburgh at Cleveland San Diego at Kansas City (1.5) San Francisco at St. Louis (9.5) Tennessee at Miami (5.5) Philadelphia at Arizona (1.5) Indianapolis at Seattle (0.5) Oakland at Denver (13.5) (6.5) Chicago at Green Bay Minnesota at Baltimore (2.5) (5.5) New England at N.Y. Jets OK, here's another thing to vote on, and this regards the use of emergency picks. Whenever there has been a "special" game scheduled (like Thursday season-opening night game, or a few Saturday games late in the season), I have not included these under the "emergency pick" column. The reason I do this is because if someone forgets to submit Saturday picks and his opponent is 1-2 picks ahead after the Saturday games, that person who forgot to submit picks can just not submit any picks for the week and perhaps, depending on his EP selection, can even out the matchup (or even go ahead) before the Sunday games are played. However, I got a few whiners, err, complaints about not having EPs count for Saturday games, so I want you all to vote on whether: a) Keep the EP system the way it is in regards to what I said above. b) I'm a hippie and think there should be an even playing field. Make EPs count for "special" games like the infrequent Saturday game late in the season and the Turkey Day games. Place your vote in with your picks, which are due Saturday, December 24 at noon... Atlanta (King Of The 909 9-6) d Tampa Bay (Starvenger 7-8) 10-6 ATL: ATL/CIN/CAR/DET/JAX/WAS/PIT/SD/STL/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/20 TB: ATL/BUF/CAR/DET/HOU/NYG/PIT/SD/STL/TEN/PHI/IND/XX/CHI/MIN/NE/17 DIFF: CIN/BUF, JAX/HOU, WAS/NYG, MIA/TEN, SEA/IND, DEN/XX, 20/17 Buffalo (Bob Barron 9-6) d Cincinnati (Teke 8-7) 8-6 BUF: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/PIT/SD/STL/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/10 CIN: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/HOU/NYG/PIT/SD/SF/MIA/PHI/IND/OAK/CHI/MIN/NE/32 DIFF: JAX/HOU, STL/SF, SEA/IND, DEN/OAK, 10/32 Dallas (Marvin is a Lunatic 6-9) d Carolina (Fazzle 8-7) 11-7 DAL: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/JAX/WAS/PIT/SD/SF/MIA/AZ/SEA/OAK/CHI/BAL/NE/7 CAR: TB/BUF/DAL/NO/HOU/WAS/CLE/SD/SF/TEN/AZ/SEA/OAK/GB/BAL/NYJ/EP DIFF: CIN/BUF, CAR/DAL, DET/NO, JAX/HOU, PIT/CLE, MIA/TEN, CHI/GB, NE/NYJ, 7/EP Detroit (Bravesfan 9-6) d New Orleans (Cuban Linx 5-10) 8-7 DET: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/HOU/WAS/CLE/SD/SF/TEN/AZ/SEA/DEN/CHI/BAL/NE/20 NO: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/HOU/WAS/PIT/KC/STL/TEN/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/24 DIFF: CLE/PIT, SD/KC, SF/STL, AZ/PHI, BAL/MIN Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 9-6) d Houston (Bored 6-9) 7-6 JAX: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/JAX/NYG/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/PHI/IND/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/20 HOU: TB/BUF/CAR/NO/HOU/NYG/CLE/KC/STL/TEN/AZ/IND/OAK/CHI/BAL/NE/13 DIFF: CIN/BUF, JAX/HOU, PIT/CLE, MIA/TEN, PHI/AZ, DEN/OAK, MIN/BAL N.Y. Giants (Cartman 9-6) d Washington (Human Fly 6-9) 10-9 NYG: ATL/CIN/CAR/NO/JAX/NYG/CLE/KC/SF/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/BAL/NE/45 WASH: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/JAX/WAS/CLE/KC/SF/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/23 DIFF: ATL/TB, NYG/WAS, BAL/MIN Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 8-7) d Cleveland (SFA Jack 11-4) 11-11 PIT: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/JAX/WAS/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/AZ/SEA/DEN/CHI/BAL/NE/31 CLE: TB/BUF/CAR/NO/JAX/WAS/PIT/KC/SF/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/17 DIFF: CIN/BUF, STL/SF, AZ/PHI, BAL/MIN, 31/17 San Diego (Porter 9-6 d by Kansas City (No Good Nick 8-7) 9-10 SD: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/HOU/NYG/PIT/SD/SF/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/BAL/NE/28 KC: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/AZ/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/28 DIFF: HOU/JAX, SD/KC, SF/STL, PHI/AZ, BAL/MIN San Francisco (Agent Bond34 7-8) d by St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 8-7) 10-10 SF: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/JAX/WAS/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/6 STL: TB/CIN/DAL/NO/JAX/WAS/PIT/KC/SF/MIA/PHI/IND/OAK/CHI/BAL/NE/21 DIFF: CAR/DAL, DET/NO, STL/SF, SEA/IND, DEN/OAK, MIN/BAL, 6/21 Tennessee (Vern Gagne 7-8) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 8-7) 10-9 TEN: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/JAX/WAS/CLE/KC/SF/MIA/PHI/SEA/OAK/CHI/BAL/NE/14 MIA: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/26 DIFF: WAS/NYG, CLE/PIT, SF/STL, OAK/DEN, BAL/MIN Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion 9-6) d by Arizona (Cena’s Writer 10-5) 8-8 PHI: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/JAX/WAS/PIT/SD/STL/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/17 AZ: ATL/CIN/CAR/NO/JAX/NYG/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/AZ/IND/DEN/GB/MIN/NE/24 DIFF: TB/ATL, WAS/NYG, SD/KC, PHI/AZ, SEA/IND, CHI/GB, 14/24 Indianapolis (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 5-10 d by Seattle (C Dubya 04 9-7) 9-10 IND: TB/CIN/DAL/NO/JAX/NYG/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/AZ/SEA/OAK/CHI/MIN/NE/20 SEA: TB/BUF/CAR/NO/JAX/NYG/PITSD/SF/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/34 DIFF: CIN/BUF, DAL/CAR, KC/SD, STL/SF, AZ/PHI, OAK/DEN, 20/34 Oakland (Banky 4-11) d by Denver (Canadian Chris 11-4) 7-7 OAK: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/HOU/WAS/CLE/KC/STL/MIA/AZ/SEA/DEN/GB/BAL/NYJ/EP DEN: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/JAX/NYG/CLE/KC/STL/MIA/PHI/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/30 DIFF: HOU/JAX, WAS/NYG, AZ/PHI, GB/CHI, BAL/MIN, NYJ/NE, EP/30 Chicago (Agent Of Oblivion 9-6) d Green Bay (Vitamin X 4-11) 8-7 CHI: ATL/CIN/CAR/NO/JAX/NYG/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/PHI/IND/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/23 GB: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/JAX/WAS/PIT/SD/STL/MIA/PHI/IND/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/EP DIFF: ATL/TB, NYG/WAS, KC/SD Minnesota (Dr. Tom 2-13) d Baltimore (Sandman9000 3-12) 8-7 MIN: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/HOU/WAS/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/AZ/SEA/DEN/GB/BAL.NYJ/EP BAL: TB/CIN/CAR/NO/HOU/WAS/CLE/KC/STL/MIA/AZ/SEA/DEN/GB/BAL/NYJ/EP DIFF: PIT/CLE New England (Nl5 10-5) d N.Y. Jets (Gert T 7-8) 10-9 NE: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/JAX/WAS/CLE/SD/SF/MIA/AZ/SEA/DEN/CHI/MIN/NE/31 NYJ: TB/CIN/CAR/DET/JAX/NYG/PIT/KC/STL/MIA/PHI/IND/DEN/CHI/BAL/NE/16 DIFF: WAS/NYG, CLE/PIT, SD/KC, SF/STL, AZ/PHI, SEA/IND, MIN/BAL, 31/16

Oops. I put this week's standings in the week 14 thread. The only person who has clinched his division is SFA Jack. Basically, if you have 9-10 wins, win out for the season and you're in the playoffs. If you're 8-6 or 7-7 you need to win and have help. AFC EAST New England Patriots (Nl5) 9-5 <PF: 112 PA: 105 AFC: 6-4 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 3-1> Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 8-6 <PF: 107 PA: 106 AFC: 6-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 2-3 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 8-6 <PF: 104 PA: 106 AFC: 4-6 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 1-4 > New York Jets (Gert T) 7-7 <PF: 106 PA: 103 AFC: 5-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 3-1 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 11-3 <PF: 111 PA: 94 AFC: 7-3 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 8-6 <PF: 109 PA: 104 AFC: 6-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-2 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-7 <PF: 105 PA: 110 AFC: 4-7 NFC: 3-0 DIV: 1-4> Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 3-11 <PF: 91 PA: 107 AFC: 3-8 NFC: 0-3 DIV: 2-3 > AFC SOUTH Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 8-6 <PF: 109 PA: 102 AFC: 5-4 NFC: 3-2 DIV: 3-1 > Tennessee Titans (Vern Gagne) 6-8 <PF: 112 PA: 121 AFC: 5-5 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 3-3> Houston Texans (Bored) 6-8 <PF: 106 PA: 113 AFC: 6-5 NFC: 0-3 DIV: 2-3> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 5-9 <PF: 93 PA: 87 AFC: 5-8 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 2-4 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-4 <PF: 114 PA: 100 AFC: 8-2 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 2-2 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 9-5 <PF: 108 PA: 90 AFC: 7-3 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 7-7 <PF: 105 PA: 103 AFC: 4-6 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 3-2 > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 4-10 <PF: 95 PA: 108 AFC: 2-9 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 0-5 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 9-5 <PF: 102 PA: 101 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 7-3 DIV: 3-2 > New York Giants (Cartman) 8-6 <PF: 99 PA: 101 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 3-2 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-8 <PF: 109 PA: 112 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 5-5 DIV: 3-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 5-9 <PF: 106 PA: 108 AFC: 1-4 NFC: 4-5 DIV: 1-5 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 8-6 <PF: 108 PA: 103 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 5-1 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 8-6 <PF: 100 PA: 99 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 6-4 DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 4-10 <PF: 94 PA: 102 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 3-7 DIV: 1-4 > Minnesota Vikings (Dr. Tom) 1-13 <PF: 89 PA: 104 AFC: 0-3 NFC: 1-10 DIV: 1-4> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 8-6 <PF: 101 PA: 106 AFC: 2-3 NFC: 6-3 DIV: 3-1> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 8-6 <PF: 107 PA: 109 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 5-4 DIV: 3-2 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 7-7 <PF: 101 PA: 106 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 6-4 DIV: 2-2> New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 5-9 <PF: 102 PA: 106 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 4-6 DIV: 1-4 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 9-5 <PF: 103 PA: 100 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 7-4 DIV: 3-3 > Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya 04) 8-6 <PF: 115 PA: 113 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 4-2 > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 7-7 <PF: 101 PA: 100 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 5-6 DIV: 3-2 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 7-7 <PF: 105 PA: 105 AFC: 3-0 NFC: 4-7 DIV: 1-4 >

AFC EAST New England Patriots (Nl5) 9-5 <PF: 112 PA: 105 AFC: 6-4 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 3-1> Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 8-6 <PF: 107 PA: 106 AFC: 6-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 2-3 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 8-6 <PF: 104 PA: 106 AFC: 4-6 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 1-4 > New York Jets (Gert T) 7-7 <PF: 106 PA: 103 AFC: 5-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 3-1 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 11-3 <PF: 111 PA: 94 AFC: 7-3 NFC: 4-0 DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 8-6 <PF: 109 PA: 104 AFC: 6-4 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-2 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-7 <PF: 105 PA: 110 AFC: 4-7 NFC: 3-0 DIV: 1-4> Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 3-11 <PF: 91 PA: 107 AFC: 3-8 NFC: 0-3 DIV: 2-3 > AFC SOUTH Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 8-6 <PF: 109 PA: 102 AFC: 5-4 NFC: 3-2 DIV: 3-1 > Tennessee Titans (Vern Gagne) 6-8 <PF: 112 PA: 121 AFC: 5-5 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 3-3> Houston Texans (Bored) 6-8 <PF: 106 PA: 113 AFC: 6-5 NFC: 0-3 DIV: 2-3> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 5-9 <PF: 93 PA: 87 AFC: 5-8 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 2-4 > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 10-4 <PF: 114 PA: 100 AFC: 8-2 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 2-2 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 9-5 <PF: 108 PA: 90 AFC: 7-3 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 4-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 7-7 <PF: 105 PA: 103 AFC: 4-6 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 3-2 > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 4-10 <PF: 95 PA: 108 AFC: 2-9 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 0-5 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 9-5 <PF: 102 PA: 101 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 7-3 DIV: 3-2 > New York Giants (Cartman) 8-6 <PF: 99 PA: 101 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 3-2 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-8 <PF: 109 PA: 112 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 5-5 DIV: 3-1 > Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 5-9 <PF: 106 PA: 108 AFC: 1-4 NFC: 4-5 DIV: 1-5 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 8-6 <PF: 108 PA: 103 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 5-1 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 8-6 <PF: 100 PA: 99 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 6-4 DIV: 3-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 4-10 <PF: 94 PA: 102 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 3-7 DIV: 1-4 > Minnesota Vikings (Dr. Tom) 1-13 <PF: 89 PA: 104 AFC: 0-3 NFC: 1-10 DIV: 1-4> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 8-6 <PF: 101 PA: 106 AFC: 2-3 NFC: 6-3 DIV: 3-1> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 8-6 <PF: 107 PA: 109 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 5-4 DIV: 3-2 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 7-7 <PF: 101 PA: 106 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 6-4 DIV: 2-2> New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 5-9 <PF: 102 PA: 106 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 4-6 DIV: 1-4 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 9-5 <PF: 103 PA: 100 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 7-4 DIV: 3-3 > Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya 04) 8-6 <PF: 115 PA: 113 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 6-5 DIV: 4-2 > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 7-7 <PF: 101 PA: 100 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 5-6 DIV: 3-2 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 7-7 <PF: 105 PA: 105 AFC: 3-0 NFC: 4-7 DIV: 1-4 >

No. You won, hippie...

Oh, wait. I thought that guy was a pedophile, too. Nevermind my Santa remark...

That's awesome, BL. How about getting a pic of a kid on Santa's lap and putting his face on Santa?...

I was wondering that, too, Invader, but I didn't get my first credit card until I was in my early-to-mid twenties, so perhaps he doesn't. And if you're supposed to get paid on a certain date and don't, then you have every right to bitch. This also applies to if you paid out-of-pocket for work-related expenses after being told you'd be paid for it but then have to cut through 1,000 layers of red tape to get your money back...

... No wonder you got a good shot at getting hired there. Congrats, the best thing to do in a shitty work situation is to get a better job...