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If you have a hole in your heart, shouldn't you reconsider the smoking and drinking?...

See, it wasn't all bad. Agent, so is this the one, or are you going to split after a few weeks?...

Only two? Wow, you must be in the holiday spirit...

I know it's Tookie now -- I had to squinch my eyes and get up close to the PC screen to do so. What do you want me to say about your avatar?...

Who is it? ... Goddamn, how am I supposed to read that small print? My eyes aren't what they used to be...

Hey Smitty, who's the commie in your Avatar?...

You don't need a pseudo-holiday to make fun of Jews. Any time is a good time. I heard on RIGHT-WING RADIO a while back that the guy who created Kwanza was a real piece of work and went to jail for a number of things...

Oh God, if that were to happen ESPN would devote a month to this...

Boo. I like the Goose...

Don't laugh. Just look there with a straight face. When the person says "Guess you don't have a sense of humor." Say something like "When I hear something funny I laugh..."

If that's TSM's peak, it must be a little mountain...

I'm not ignoring you because you're a commie. I just don't know the answer. You might have better luck going to a Madden thread/board...

Can't help you because I'm useless at hooking up surround sound stuff (among other things). Just offering my support. When the better half hooked up our first surround sound several years ago, we called customer service a few times and each time we had to do things that weren't mentioned in the instructions...

I don't even know what will be playing in '06, so it's interesting to see in these threads what's on the agenda...

Tom Jackson, Steve Smith, Steve "Snapper" Jones, Joe Morgan. Oh, wait. You said "color" guys...

I usually just play sports games, and the longest I've ever gone in a franchise (non-simming) is 4-5 years in Madden. But for things like Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, the better half and I always finish one before moving onto another game...

That boat is always in port...

Pedophile E: Whatever you do, don't praise HHH...

My first thought was Belichick, but they'll give it to Lovie or Lewis because the mainstreamliberalpress wants to see a Black Coach do well. *looks around for Berman...*

No problem. I give the middle finger to Shittsburgh every day of my life...

From the vote taken last week, the EP system will stay the same. And don't forget the Saturday games this week... Denver at San Diego (10.5?! -- That's what the spread said. I can hear Vern bitching already) (8.5) N.Y. Giants at Oakland Arizona at Indianapolis (6.5) (3.5) Baltimore at Cleveland Buffalo at N.Y. Jets (0.5) (3.5) Carolina at Atlanta Chicago at Minnesota (3.5) Cincinnati at Kansas City (0.5) Detroit at Pittsburgh (14.5) Miami at New England (0.5) New Orleans at Tampa Bay (13.5) (2.5) Houston at San Francisco Tennessee at Jacksonville (3.5) Seattle at Green Bay (3.5) Washington at Philadelphia (0.5) St. Louis at Dallas (12.5) Denver (Canadian Chris 12-4) d San Diego (Porter 9-7) 8-6 DEN: DEN/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/NO/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/STL/23 SD: DEN/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/ATL/CHI/CIN/PIT/NE/TB/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/31 DIFF: CAR/ATL, KC/CIN, NO/TB, STL/DAL, 23/31 N.Y. Giants (Cartman 9-7) d by Oakland (Banky 5-11) 7-8 NYG: SD/NYG/AZ/BAL/BUF/ATL/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/TB/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/38 OAK: XX/XXX/IND/CLE/NYJ/ATL/MIN/KC/PIT/NE/TB/SF/JAX/GB/PHI/DAL/EP DIFF: NYG/XX, AZ/IND, BAL/CLE, BUF/NYJ, CHI/MIN, SEA/GB, WAS/PHI, 38/EP Arizona (Cena’s Writer 10-6) d by Indianapolis (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 6-10) 7-8 AZ: SD/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/TB/HOU/JAX/GB/WAS/DAL/17 IND: DEN/NYG/AZ/CLE/BUF/ATL/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/TB/SF/JAX/SEA/PHI/DAL/35 DIFF: SD/DEN, IND/AZ, BAL/CLE, CAR/ATL, HOU/SF, GB/SEA, WAS/PHI Baltimore (Sandman 4-12) d Cleveland (SFA Jack 11-5) 8-6 BAL: XX/XX/IND/CLE/NYJ/ATL/MIN/KC/PIT/NE/TB/SF/JAX/GB/PHI/DAL/EP CLE: SD/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/NO/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/16 DIFF: XX/NYG, CLE/BAL, NYJ/BUF, ATL/CAR, MIN/CHI, TB/NO, GB/SEA, PHI/WAS, EP/16 Buffalo (Bob Barron 10-6) d N.Y. Jets (Gert T 7-9) 10-9 BUF: DEN/NYG/IND/CLE/BUF/CAR/MIN/KC/PIT/MIA/NO/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/15 NYJ: SD/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/MIN/KC/PIT/NE/TB/SF/JAX/GB/WAS/DAL/14 DIFF: DEN/SD, CLE/BAL, MIA/NE, NO/TB, SEA/GB Carolina (Fazzle 8-8) d by Atlanta (King of the 909 10-6) 8-8 CAR: DEN/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/NO/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/STL/23 ATL: DEN/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/MIN/KC/PIT/NE/TB/HOU/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/17 DIFF: CHI/MIN, NO/TB, SF/HOU, STL/DAL, 23/17 Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 9-7) d by Minnesota (Dr. Tom 3-13) 6-8 CHI: DEN/OAK/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/TB/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/24 MIN: DEN/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/DET/NE/NO/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/STL/21 DIFF: OAK/NYG, PIT/DET, TB/NO, DAL/STL, 24/21 Cincinnati (Teke 8-8) d by Kansas City (No Good Nick 9-7) 6-8 CIN: SD/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/MIA/TB/HOU/JAX/SEA/PHI/DAL/27 KC: XX/XXX/IND/CLE/BUF/CAR/MIN/CIN/PIT/MIA/TB/HOU/JAX/GB/WAS/DAL/EP DIFF: NYG/XX, BAL/CLE, CHI/MIN, KC/CIN, SEA/GB, PHI/WAS, 27/EP Detroit (Bravesfan 10-6) d Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 8-8) 10-8 DET: DEN/NYG/IND/CLE/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/DET/NE/NO/SF/JAX/GB/WAS/DAL/13 PIT: DEN/OAK/IND/BAL/NYJ/ATL/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/TB/SF/JAX/GB/WAS/DAL/38 DIFF: NYG/OAK, CLE/BAL, BUF/NYJ, CAR/ATL, DET/PIT, NO/TB, 13/38 Miami (Spaceman Spiff 8-8) d by New England (Nl5 11-5) 8-8 MIA: DEN/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/MIA/TB/HOU/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/24 NE: SD/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/CIN/DET/NE/TB/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/STL/27 DIFF: DEN/SD, KC/CIN, PIT/DET, MIA/NE, HOU/SF, DAL/STL, 24/27 New Orleans (Cuban Linx 5-11) d by Tampa Bay (Starvenger 8-8) 7-7 NO: SD/NYG/IND/CLE/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/MIA/NO/SF/TEN/SEA/WAS/DAL/24 TB: SD/NYG/IND/CLE/BUF/CAR/MIN/CIN/PIT/NE/NO/SF/TEN/SEA/WAS/STL/24 DIFF: CHI/MIN, KC/CIN, MIA/NE, DAL/STL, 24/24 Houston (Bored 6-9) at San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 7-8) HOU: DEN/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/ATL/MIN/KC/DET/NE/NO/HOU/JAX/GB/WAS/STL/13 SF: SD/NYG/IND/CLE/BUF/ATL/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/TB/HOU/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/10 DIFF: DEN/SD, BAL/CLE, MIN/CHI, DET/PIT, NO/TB, GB/SEA, STL/DAL Tennessee (Vern Gagne 7-8) at Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 9-6) TEN: XX/XXX/AZ/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/CIN/DET/MIA/NO/HOU/TEN/SEA/WAS/STL/EP JAX: DEN/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/TB/HOU/JAX/SEA/WAS/STL/20 DIFF: XX/DEN, XX/NYG, AZ/BAL, CIN/KC, DET/PIT, MIA/NE, NO/TB, TEN/JAX, EP/20 Seattle (C Dubya 10-6) d Green Bay (Vitamin X 4-12) 9-7 SEA: DEN/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/MIN/KC/PIT/NE/NO/SF/JAX/GB/WAS/DAL/17 GB: DEN/OAK/IND/CLE/BUF/CAR/CHI/KC/PIT/NE/NO/SF/JAX/GB/WAS/DAL/XX DIFF: NYG/OAK, BAL/CLE, MIN/CHI Washington (Human Fly 7-9) d by Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion 10-6) 6-7 WASH: SD/NYG/IND/BAL/BUF/CAR/CHI/CIN/PIT/NE/TB/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/24 PHI: SD/NYG/IND/BAL/NYJ/CAR/CHI/CIN/DET/NE/TB/HOU/JAX/SEA/WAS/DAL/13 DIFF: BUF/NYJ, PIT/DET, SF/HOU St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 9-7) d Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic 6-10) 6-5 STL: XX/XXX/IND/CLE/BUF/CAR/MIN/CIN/DET/NE/NO/SF/TEN/SEA/PHI/STL/EP DAL: DEN/OAK/IND/BAL/BUF/ATL/CHI/CIN/PIT/NE/NO/SF/JAX/SEA/WAS/STL/21 DIFF: XX/DEN, CLE/BAL, CAR/ATL, MIN/CHI, DET/PIT, TEN/JAX, PHI/WAS, EP/21

I got married ... 2006 can't be any worse than that. Oh, yeah. And Eddie Guerrero died...

You're right. Uh, oops. Standings are updated. Now, if you win and Cena loses, you win the division based on division record (SEA and AZ split the regular-season series). This also means that at least one current 9-6 team is going to get screwed if all the 9-6 teams win out. I'm not going to bother to figure out who, though. I'll be figuring out the playoff picture at the other place now...

Thing is starvenger, you'd be in the postseason hunt if you didn't lose your last two games. Also, four of your losses have been by one pick or less...