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I didn't have the old man to teach me to shave ... and he certainly didn't teach my how to kiss. Blech. Now teaching me about the joy of receiving anal sex, that's a whole other story...

You all use razors? Wimps. *Puts shaving gell back on sinktop...*

Well, it would only take 10 minutes for him to get to the right end of Delaware...

I've been out of the loop for a while regarding the Rap Game, so let me get this straight. Rapper A is pissed at Rapper B because Rapper B is going to work on Rapper C's album. And Rapper A doesn't like Rapper C. Did I get this right? And people think pro wrestling is pre-planned...

Lame. If you're going to axe a poster, have a valid reason for it...

Where was he trolling outside of TNA? I don't go in that folder so I have no clue what happens there and I'm not about to start now. I hope one of the reasons wasn't in that "Good Night" thread in the Movies folder....

Shittsburgh's been covered, sorta. Good luck with Duquesne. Should let you know that they're an EVIIIIIL Jesus school though. When I was in college, I attended this faggy liberal arts school (Point-less Park University) and there was talk of some hippie partnership between the two. I swear to Christ the people here thought Ralph Reed was going to storm in with a SWAT team and take away any guy wearing a pink bracelet or something. If you have any other questions about Shittsburgh, let me know. Do you plan on living in dorms or in a real place? And how far would you be willing to drive if you are doing the latter?...

Deadline has come and gone...

Why does your mom have such a big gap between her legs?...

There was that chick in Kansas posing for a high school photo. I'm sure a zoo keeper must have gotten eaten or something. Or perhaps some rich guy left the tigger cage in his estate open one night...

Their great-great-great-great granmothers probably had a little hanky panky with the help back on the plantation...

Ditto. Which is why the only thing I will say about the film in this thread is that I'm schocked ... SHOCKED that the NY Times would like this movie...

First thought that came to mind: Underpants Gnomes...

A number of those BBB come from co-workers and other people I know. Of course, these are the same people who then bitch about how they have no money....

All the Mexicans bought them?...

I went to Games 3 and 4 of that series. Back then Wakefield was a rookie...

I missed these Mike/BX pissing matches...

Deal with it, hippie. Don't make me reveal your super-secret PM picks to the whole world. (Was wondering how long it would be before someone would bitch about this -- 1 minute. Not too bad...)

Don't mess with God bitches. Dicky Nutt?...

Man some of these have been around longer than the slave trade itself...

Yeah, although there was Beavis and Butthead...

I stopped watching MTV when the Beastie Boys didn't win a Video of the Year award for that effort. Fuck Cryin'...

Same here. Kinda. I'm going to McDonald's more, but not for the Monopoly. For the Best Buy Bucks. My total now is at $59. I'll be getting a lot of cheap DVDs to watch when I'm in my hospital bed recovering from my heart attack...

I took it off the board...

So am I. Smart Girl. She'd be even smarter if she took out the "m" in "many." Oddly enough, the better half is a Catholic. Perhaps you are me in a parallel universe....