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Kids these days...

Or you can just hang up. Speaking of which, I haven't got a telemarketer in a long time...

Aside from a McFlurry or some sandwich, nothing, although I like the $3 Best Buy stickers. Order a large premium chicken value meal and you could get $6 worth of Best Buy discounts...

Didn't do much for me. Just because I didn't like it that much doesn't mean you have to. Having said that it's still better than most, if not all, of the tripe I post...

Make Mike your best man. That way at the toast he can break down line by line a recent poli-sci paper of yours and tell everybody why it sucks...

I think it was that hippie Alladin song. Or was that homecoming?...

Just say yes, shutup and smile. And don't bother with a Bachelor Pary -- sounds like he wouldn't know what to do at one anyway. My best man did nothing for me, and that's because I didn't want anything done...

Talk about a power dump...

I wondered where Nick came from -- some hippie boyband. I'm sure he can get a job on ESPN...

For some reason those commercials are growing on me. But then again so does cancer...

EDIT: Oh, yeah. Deadline: 6 p.m. Saturday... Baltimore at Detroit (1.5) Chicago at Cleveland (3.5) Miami at Buffalo (2.5) New England at Atlanta (2.5) New Orleans at Green Bay (2.5) Seattle at St. Louis (3.5) (3.5) Tampa Bay at N.Y. Jets Tennessee at Houston (2.5) (14.5) Indianapolis at San Francisco (2.5) Carolina at Arizona (3.5) Philadelphia at Dallas Washington at Denver (6.5) Cincinnati at Jacksonville (2.5) Pittsburgh at San Diego (3.5) Open date: Kansas City, Minnesota, N.Y. Giants, Oakland Baltimore (Sandman9000 1-3) d by Detroit (Bravesfan 3-1) BAL: BAL/CHI/MIA/NE/NO/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/WAS/CIN/SD/21 DET: DET/CLE/BUF/ATL/GB/STL/NYJ/HOU/SF/AZ/DAL/DEN/JAX/SD/EP DIFF: BAL/DET, CHI/CLE, MIA/BUF, NE/ATL, NO/GB, TB/NYJ, TEN/HOU, IND/SF, CAR/AZ, PHI/DAL, WAS/DEN, CIN/JAX, 21/XX Chicago (Agent Of Oblivion 2-2) d by Cleveland (SFA Jack 4-0) CHI: DET/CHI/MIA/NE/NO/STL/TB/HOU/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/CIN/PIT/21 CLE: DET/CLE/BUF/NE/GB/STL/TB/HOU/IND/CAR/PHI/WAS/JAX/PIT/24 DIFF: CHI/CLE, MIA/BUF, NO/GB, DEN/WAS, CIN/JAX Miami (Spaceman Spiff 2-2) d by Buffalo (Bob Barron 3-1) MIA: BAL/CLE/MIA/ATL/NO/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/CIN/SD/26 BUF: BAL/CHI/MIA/ATL/NO/STL/TB/HOU/IND/CAR/PHI/WAS/CIN/PIT/13 DIFF: CLE/CHI, TEN/HOU, DEN/WAS, SD/PIT, 26/13 New England (Nl5 4-1) d Atlanta (King Of The 909 3-2) NE: BAL/CHI/MIA/NE/GB/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/CIN/PIT/23 ATL: BAL/CHI/MIA/NE/NO/SEA/TB/TEN/SF/AZ/PHI/DEN/JAX/SD/14 DIFF: GB/NO, STL/SEA, IND/SF, CAR/AZ, CIN/JAX, PIT/SD, 23/14 New Orleans (Cuban Linx 2-3) d Green Bay (Vitamin X 1-4) NO: DET/CHI/MIA/NE/NO/SEA/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/JAX/SD/27 GB: DET/CHI/MIA/ATL/GB/SEA/TB/HOU/SF/AZ/PHI/WAS/CIN/SD/31 DIFF: NE/ATL, NO/GB, TEN/HOU, IND/SF, CAR/AZ, DEN/WAS, JAX/CIN Seattle (Mr. Rant 2-2) at St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 1-3) SEA: DET/CLE/BUF/ATL/GB/STL/TB/HOU/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/JAX/SD/EP STL: BAL/CHI/BUF/NE/GB/SEA/TB/HOU/SF/CAR/PHI/DEN/CIN/PIT/21 DIFF: DET/BAL, CLE/CHI, ATL/NE, STL/SEA, IND/SF, JAX/CIN, SD/PIT Tampa Bay (Starvenger 3-2) d N.Y. Jets (Gert T 2-3) TB: BAL/CHI/MIA/NE/GB/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/JAX/SD/24 NYJ: DET/CLE/BUF/ATL/GB/STL/TB/HOU/SF/CAR/PHI/DEN/JAX/SD/EP DIFF: BAL/DET, CHI/CLE, MIA/BUF, NE/ATL, TEN/HOU, IND/SF, 24/ET Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-3) d by Houston (Bored 3-1) TEN: DET/CLE/BUF/ATL/GB/STL/TB/HOU/SF/CAR/PHI/DEN/JAX/SD/EP HOU: DET/CLE/BUF/NE/GB/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/WAS/JAX/PIT/17 DIFF: ATL/NE, HOU/TEN, SF/IND, DEN/WAS, SD/PIT Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 1-4) d by San Francisco (Agent Bond34 2-3) IND: DET/CLE/BUF/ATL/GB/STL/NYJ/HOU/SF/AZ/DAL/DEN/JAX/SD/EP SF: BAL/CHI/BUF/ATL/GB/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/WAS/CIN/SD/10 DIFF: DET/BAL, CLE/CHI, NYJ/TB, HOU/TEN, SF/IND, AZ/CAR, DAL/PHI, DEN/WAS, JAX/CIN Carolina (Fazzle 2-3) d by Arizona (Cena’s Writer 5-0) CAR: BAL/CLE/MIA/NE/GB/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/CIN/PIT/18 AZ: BAL/CLE/BUF/NE/GB/SEA/NYJ/HOU/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/CIN/SD/14 DIFF: MIA/BUF, STL/SEA, TB/NYJ, TEN/HOU, PIT/SD Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion 1-4) d by Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic 3-2) PHI: BAL/CHI/MIA/ATL/GB/STL/TB/HOU/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/CIN/SD/37 DAL: BAL/CHI/MIA/NE/NO/SEA/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/WAS/CIN/SD/24 DIFF: ATL/NE, GB/NO, STL/SEA, HOU/TEN, DEN/WAS Washington (Human Fly 1-3) d by Denver (Canadian Chris 3-2) WASH: BAL/CHI/MIA/ATL/GB/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/CIN/SD/16 DEN: DET/CLE/BUF/NE/NO/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/JAX/SD/20 DIFF: BAL/DET, CHI/CLE, MIA/BUF, ATL/NE, GB/NO, CIN/JAX, 16/20 Cincinnati (KNK 1-3) at Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-2) CIN: DET/CHI/MIA/NE/GB/STL/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/DAL/DEN/CIN/PIT/17 JAX: BAL/CLE/MIA/NE/ /SEA/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/PHI/DEN/JAX/SD/14 DIFF: DET/BAL, CHI/CLE, GB/ , STL/SEA, DAL/PHI, CIN/JAX, PIT/SD, 17/14 Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 1-3) d by San Diego (Porter 4-1) PIT: DET/CLE/MIA/ATL/GB/STL/TB/TEN/SF/CAR/PHI/DEN/CIN/PIT/28 SD: DET/CHI/MIA/NE/NO/SEA/TB/TEN/IND/CAR/DAL/WAS/CIN/PIT/31 DIFF: CLE/CHI, ATL/NE, GB/NO, STL/SEA, SF/IND, PHI/DAL, DEN/WAS Open date: Kansas City (No Good Nick 4-0), Minnesota (La Parka Marka 0-4), N.Y. Giants (Cartman 1-3), Oakland (Banky 2-2)

Tyler's father-in-law might dig it -- Tyler said to me via AIM that the in-law is a Republican...

Gimmie the bitches playing cards...

It wasn't that good a thread, although it's nice to see BX again...

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 3-1 <PF: 32 PA: 27 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 2-1 DIV: > New England Patriots (Nl5) 3-1 <PF: 26 PA: 22 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 2-1 <PF: 20 PA: 21 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > New York Jets (Gert T) 2-2 <PF: 24 PA: 24 AFC: 2-2 NFC: DIV: 0-1 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-0 <PF: 24 PA: 16 AFC: 2-0 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 1-2 <PF: 22 PA: 25 AFC: 1-2 NFC: DIV: > Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 1-2 <PF: 17 PA:19 AFC: 1-2 NFC: DIV: > Cincinnati Bengals (KNK) 1-3 <PF: 23 PA: 25 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 2-1 <PF: 26 PA: 25 AFC: 2-1 NFC: DIV: > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-2 <PF: 29 PA: 26 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-2 <PF: 28 PA: 28 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0> Indianapolis Colts (No Cal Mike) 1-3 <PF: 26 PA: 25 AFC: 1-3 NFC: DIV: 0-2 > AFC WEST Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 4-0 <PF: 26 PA: 19 AFC: 3-0 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 2-0 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 3-1 <PF: 29 PA: 21 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 1-0 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 2-2 <PF: 26 PA: 28 AFC: 2-2 NFC: DIV: 0-2 > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 2-2 <PF: 24 PA: 25 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 2-2 <PF: 23 PA: 26 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-2 <PF: 19 PA: 18 AFC: NFC: 1-2 DIV: 1-0 > Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 1-3 <PF: 23 PA: 27 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 1-1 DIV: > New York Giants (Cartman) 1-3 <PF: 20 PA: 30 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-2 DIV: > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 2-1 <PF: 23 PA: 17 AFC: NFC: 2-1 DIV: 2-0 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-1 <PF: 16 PA: 17 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 1-3 <PF: 24 PA: 31 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-1 > Minnesota Vikings (La Parka Marka) 0-4 <PF: 18 PA: 24 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 0-3 DIV: > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 3-1 <PF: 26 PA: 25 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 2-1 DIV: > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 2-2 <PF: 24 PA: 27 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 2-1 DIV: > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-2 <PF: 24 PA: 25 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 1-0 > New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 1-3 <PF: 23 PA: 31 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 4-0 <PF: 28 PA: 19 AFC: NFC: 4-0 DIV: 3-0 > Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 2-2 <PF: 26 PA: 28 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 0-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 1-3 <PF: 25 PA: 27 AFC: NFC: 1-3 DIV: 0-2 > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 1-3 <PF: 22 PA: 24 AFC: NFC: 1-3 DIV: 1-1 >

I don't care if someone hunts, I just don't get it. If it works for you, then cool...

Or, worse yet, up it. I HATE it when that happens. I kinda like the giganitc poop myself. Your pants are more comfortable to wear afterward. Although I get upset when the toilet clogs even after you flush with nothing else in the potty (I do multiple flushes while I'm doing the deed to prevent clogging). Talk about unfair...

Yeah, I was wondering about that myself. I don't have an opinion of Wal-Mart, but one thing that got me laughing was a few years ago when they were saying managers weren't forcing their workers to work "off the clock." Having worked shit jobs in the past, I can say this happens all the time (although I never worked at Wal-Mart, so I can't say "for certain" that this place does it, but it wouldn't surprise me if it did...)

Merci, although it's not as bad as it may seem if you plan things out in advance. What's really killing me is that I'm doing two of these this year -- one here and one at the other place. This won't happen next year I can tell you that...

I'm no expert on the law, but if you tell someone over 18 to leave and they don't, and it's your residence and there's no binding contract allowing that person to stay then what's the problem? Perhaps you can get her on damage of private property with the walls she punches out. Of course, you'll probably have a bitch of a time getting police to do anything about this. What's her excuse for not leaving?...

One memoyr stands out for me: Back in the day I was in the underground-cave board in Thunder Blade (or some other helicopter-shoot-everything-in-sight game) on my Genesis and I ran into a stone column for the 12th time or something and yelled "BULLSHIT." My mom came in my room and yelled at me. However, the worst moment for me came when I was playing Madden '03. I was playing on All-Madden and despite having a 5-7 record (or something like that due to the AI being a cheezy piece of shit) I was still contending for the division. Well, despite knocking out my opponent's QB for the season, their backup lit me up for 400 yards in one half even though I was double-covering 70-rated receivers. After one play I screamed, chucked my controller (destroying it), BIT THE MADDEN '02 PS2 BOX and then threw that across the room. It was at this moment I looked around and saw my one cat looking at me with his tail puffed out. I then thought "What the fuck is my problem?" Thank god I was the only person in the apartment at the time. I then was introduced to the wonderful world of sliders and ever since then I have been A-OK...

Oh hell, that's not bad. Of course she may just have them in in hopes of not having to give you blowjobs. Ditto. There's enough problems in a relationship -- it's best to iron out the "living together" situations that arise before two people get hitched, imo...

Deadline has come and gone...