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Here are Week 1's games and spreads. For those unfamiliar with point spreads, basically the team with the () next to it is the favored team, and if you pick them they must win by that amount of points. Here is the source for the odds, which were done at 1:30 p.m., Monday, Sept. 5. I tweaked the spreads that had a whole number by half a point. Oakland at New England (7.5) Chicago at Washington (6.5) Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland Denver (4.5) at Miami Houston at Buffalo (4.5) New Orleans at Carolina (6.5) N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5) Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5) Tampa at Minnesota (6.5) Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5) Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5) Dallas at San Diego (4.5) Green Bay at Detroit (2.5) St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta Here are the first week's matchups. Either post your pics in this thread or PM them to me. Don't forget to guess how many points your team will score for this week, too. If you're taking part in this league and the Pit league, just post/PM picks in one place and I'll use them for both of your teams. The deadline for submitting your pick for Thursday's game is Thursday (9/8) at 6 p.m. The deadline for submitting your picks for Sunday's games is Saturday (9/10) at 8 p.m.: There are several open teams -- Buffalo, Chicago, St. Louis -- PM me if you're interested in claiming one. If they don't get filled I'll submit picks for all three... Oakland (Banky) d New England (Nl5) 7-5 OAK: OAK/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/DAL/DET/STL/BAL/PHI/27 NE: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/24 DIFF: OAK/NE, MIA/DEN, BUF/HOU, SEA/JAX, PIT/TEN, DAL/SD, DET/GB, BAL/IND, 27/24 Chicago (Agent of Oblivion) d Washington (Human Fly) 7-6 CHI: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/20 WASH: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/18 DIFF: NYJ/KC, JAX/SEA, DET/GB Cincinnati (KNK) d byCleveland (SFA Jack) 8-9 CIN: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/AZ/DAL/GB/STL/IND/ATL/27 CLE: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/TEN/NYG/DAL/GB/STL/IND/PHI/17 DIFF: DEN/MIA, NYJ/KC, PIT/TEN, AZ/NYG, 27/17 Denver (Canadian Chris) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff) 9-7 DEN: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/25 MIA: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/17 DIFF: CHI/WAS, PIT/TEN, 25/17 Houston (Bored) d by Buffalo (Bob Barron) 10-10 + TB HOU: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/NO/NYJ/SEA/MIN/TEN/NYG/DAL/DET/STL/IND/PHI/17 BUF: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/NO/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/ATL/21 DIFF: TEN/PIT, DAL/SD, DET/GB, PHI/ATL, 17/21 New Orleans (Cuban Linx) d by Carolina (Fazzle) 9-6 NO: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/13 CAR: OAK/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/TEN/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/ATL/27 DIFF: NE/OAK, DEN/MIA, NYJ/KC, JAX/SEA, AZ/NYG, GB/DET, PHI/ATL N.Y. Jets (Gert T) d by Kansas City (No Good Nick) 6-6 + TB NYJ: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/20 KC: OAK/WAS/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/28 DIFF: NE/OAK, DEN/MIA, BUF/HOU, NYJ/KC, PIT/TEN, GB/DET, 20/28 Seattle (Mr. Rant) d by Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) 5-9 SEA: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/24 JAX: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/20 DIFF: WAS/CHI, NYJ/KC, SEA/JAX Tampa Bay (Starvenger) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka) 6-4 TB: OAK/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/14 MIN: OAK/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/30 DIFF: WAS/CHI, JAX/SEA, PIT/TEN, NYG/AZ, GB/DET Tennessee (Chuck Woolery) d byPittsburgh (Kahran Rasus) 8-9 TEN: X/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/(EP) PIT: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/31 DIFF: X/NE, WAS/CHI, DEN/MIA, JAX/SEA, DET/GB, X/31 Arizona (Cena’s Writer) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman) 8-5 AZ: XXX/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/(EP) NYG: OAK/WAS/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/17 DIFF: X/OAK, BUF/HOU, JAX/SEA, NYG/AZ, X/17 Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic) d by San Diego (Porter) 6-9 DAL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/BAL/ATL/17 SD: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/KC/JAX/TB/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/BAL/ATL/28 DIFF: DEN/MIA, BUF/HOU, NYJ/KC, SEA/JAX, MIN/TB Green Bay (Vitamin X) d by Detroit (Bravesfan) 5-9 GB: OAK/WAS/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/DET/STL/BAL/ATL/13 DET: OAK/WAS/CIN/MIA/HOU/NO/NYJ/JAX/TB/PIT/AZ/DAL/DET/STL/IND/PHI/23 DIFF: CAR/NO, MIN/TB, TEN/PIT, SD/DAL, BAL/IND, ATL/PHI, 13/23 St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist) d by San Francisco (Agent Bond 34) 6-7 STL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/22 SF: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/BAL/PHI/17 DIFF: CHI/WAS, NYJ/KC, SEA/JAX, AZ/NYG, IND/BAL Indianapolis (No Cal Mike) d Baltimore (Sandman9000) 9-5 IND: OAK/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/DAL/GB/STL/IND/ATL/24 BAL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/TN/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/17 DIFF: OAK/NE, WAS/CHI, BUF/HOU, JAX/SEA, PIT/TN, NYG/AZ, DAL/SD, ATL/PHI, 24/17 Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion) d by Atlanta (King of the 909) 6-6 + TB PHI: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/BAL/PHI/27 ATL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/BAL/PHI/17 DIFF: WAS/CHI, NYJ/KC, JAX/SEA, NYG/AZ, 27/17

Eh, Ghetto-opoly was better, although Delta and McDonalds were better than the other two...

I would hope the Saints would get a cut of the revenue...

I normaly avoid threads like these, but I had to see Dama's reaction to the day's events. There's always next year, champ...

Well this will be on the RIGHT-WING RADIO circuit next week. Yay. And Bush better not like black people -- that's the reason I voted for him in the first place...

Thought Scarface would be higher...

It's tight. And then you see poo on your tip...

I thought Wal-Mart was going to take over the world...

Let 'em play somewhere in La. -- the state needs the cash...

But if they are idiots, they probably won't realize you're talking to them...

Milky? sniff sniff <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I consider myself more of a dumbfuck than idiot...

You're saying that like it's a bad thing...

I'm not reading all that shit in the first post. What else did MLK do besides boink chicks?...

I'll find something to fill this edited post up with soon enough...

I'll send Marvin a PM asking if he want's America's team. Otherwise, Dallas will be open to the first person to send me EPs...

What are provinces?...

And here I was expecting a picture of a cat...

No, although I might check out the women if I'm channel surfing and want to watch some T&A. Hear about Andy earlier this morning -- lol...

When I post the Week 1 picks, which will be in a few days. Also, there's a few spots open in this contest that's being run at "the other place." If you didn't get in this league, or if you want to participate in both leagues, then PM me. If I don't get your EPs by the end of August, then your team is going to be available to the first person that sends me EPs...

What's the projected release date?...

Bah. Let me know when they get rid of full-frame DVDs forever then I'll be happy...

Asshole. Hopefully, I'll pay off my expensive date by the end of the month...

As long as Paris doesn't kick the dog out onto the street I don't care what she does to it. August must be a slow news month for quite a few organizations...

If it's cheaper than the ring she wants, I'd be game...