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I guess people make a lot of collect calls. I thought the 1-800-collect and 1-800-dial-ATT (or whatever it was) were funny. And who was that dark-haired chick in the Collect commercials?...

Don't the Chargers usually have a second-half meltdown?...

Deadline midnight, Sunday, Oct 16... (0.5) Atlanta at New Orleans Carolina at Detroit (0.5) (3.5) Cincinnati at Tennessee Cleveland at Baltimore (5.5) (0.5) Jacksonville at Pittsburgh Miami at Tampa Bay (4.5) Minnesota at Chicago (3.5) N.Y. Giants at Dallas (3.5) Washington at Kansas City (5.5) New England at Denver (3.5) N.Y. Jets at Buffalo (3.5) (2.5) San Diego at Oakland Houston at Seattle (9.5) St. Louis at Indianapolis (13.5) Open date: Arizona, Green Bay, Philadelphia, San Francisco Atlanta (King Of The 909 4-2) d New Orleans (Cuban Linx 2-4) ATL: ATL/CAR/CIN/BAL/JAX/TB/MIN/DAL/KC/DEN/NYJ/SD/SEA/IND/27 NO: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/JAX/MIA/CHI/DAL/KC/DEN/BUF/OAK/SEA/STL/9 DIFF: BAL/CLE, TB/MIA, MIN/CHI, NYJ/BUF, SD/OAK, IND/STL, 27/9 Carolina (Fazzle 3-3) d Detroit (Bravesfan 3-2) CAR: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/TB/CHI/NYG/KC/NE/BUF/SD/HOU/IND/28 DET: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/MIA/CHI/NYG/KC/NE/NYJ/SD/HOU/IND/17 DIFF: TB/MIA, BUF/NYJ, 28/17 Cincinnati (KNK 3-3) d Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-4) CIN: ATL/CAR/CIN/BAL/JAX/MIA/CHI/DAL/KC/DEN/BUF/SD/SEA/IND/34 TEN: ATL/DET/CIN/BAL/JAX/TB/CHI/DAL/KC/DEN/BUF/SD/HOU/STL/EP DIFF: CAR/DET, MIA/TB, SEA/HOU, IND/STL, 34/XX Cleveland (SFA Jack 4-1) d by Baltimore (Sandman9000 2-3) CLE: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/TB/MIN/DAL/KC/NE/BUF/OAK/HOU/IND/14 BAL: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/MIA/CHI/DAL/KC/NE/BUF/SD/HOU/IND/10 DIFF: TB/MIA, MIN/CHI, OAK/SD Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-4) d by Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 2-3) JAX: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/JAX/MIA/CHI/DAL/KC/NE/BUF/SD/SEA/IND/17 PIT: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/MIA/CHI/NYG/KC/DEN/BUF/SD/SEA/IND/20 DIFF: JAX/PIT, DAL/NYG, NE/DEN Miami (Spaceman Spiff 3-2) d Tampa Bay (Starvenger 3-3) MIA: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/TB/CHI/NYG/KC/NE/BUF/SD/SEA/STL/20 TB: ATL/CAR/CIN/BAL/PIT/TB/CHI/NYG/WAS/NE/BUF/SD/HOU/STL/16 DIFF: CLE/BAL, KC/WAS, SEA/HOU Minnesota (La Parka Marka 0-5) d by Chicago (Agent Of Oblivion 3-2) MIN: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/JAX/MIA/MIN/DAL/KC/NE/BUF/OAK/SEA/STL/23 CHI: ATL/DET/CIN/CLE/PIT/MIA/CHI/NYG/KC/DEN/BUF/SD/HOU/IND/18 DIFF: CAR/DET, JAX/PIT, MIN/CHI, DAL/NYG, NE/DEN, OAK/SD, SEA/HOU, STL/IND, 23/18 N.Y. Giants (Cartman 2-3) d Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic 3-3) NYG: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/JAX/TB/CHI/NYG/KC/DEN/BUF/SD/SEA/STL/35 DAL: ATL/CAR/CIN/BAL/PIT/TB/MIN/NYG/KC/NE/NYJ/SD/SEA/STL/24 DIFF: CLE/BAL, JAX/PIT, CHI/MIN, DEN/NE, BUF/NYJ Washington (Human Fly 1-4) d by Kansas City (No Good Nick 5-0) WASH: ATL/DET/CIN/BAL/JAX/TB/CHI/DAL/KC/DEN/BUF/SD/HOU/STL/EP KC: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/TB/CHI/NYG/KC/DEN/BUF/OAK/SEA/IND/24 DIFF: DET/CAR, BAL/CLE, JAX/PIT, DAL/NYG, SD/OAK, HOU/SEA, STL/IND New England (Nl5 4-2) d by Denver (Canadian Chris 4-2) NE: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/JAX/TB/CHI/DAL/KC/NE/BUF/SD/SEA/STL/27 DEN: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/TB/MIN/NYG/KC/DEN/BUF/SD/SEA/STL/26 DIFF: JAX/PIT, CHI/MIN, DAL/NYG, NE/DEN, 27/26 N.Y. Jets (Gert T 3-3) d Buffalo (Bob Barron 4-2) NYJ: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/MIA/CHI/DAL/WAS/DEN/BUF/SD/SEA/STL/13 BUF: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/MIA/CHI/DAL/WAS/NE/NYJ/OAK/SEA/IND/13 DIFF: DEN/NE, BUF/NYJ, SD/OAK, STL/IND/ 13/13 San Diego (Porter 5-1) d Oakland (Banky 2-3) SD: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/TB/CHI/NYG/KC/NE/BUF/SD/HOU/STL/31 OAK: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/MIA/CHI/NYG/WAS/NE/BUF/OAK/SEA/STL/24 DIFF: TB/MIA, KC/WAS, SD/OAK, HOU/SEA, 31/24 Houston (Bored 3-2) d by Seattle (Mr. Rant 3-3) HOU: ATL/CAR/TEN/CLE/PIT/TB/MIN/NYG/KC/NE/BUF/SD/HOU/STL/17 SEA: ATL/DET/CIN/BAL/JAX/TB/CHI/DAL/KC/DEN/BUF/SD/SEA/IND/EP DIFF: CAR/DET, TEN/CIN, CLE/BAL, PIT/JAX, MIN/CHI, NYG/DAL, NE/DEN, HOU/SEA, STL/IND St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 2-4) d Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 1-5) STL: ATL/CAR/CIN/BAL/ /TB/CHI/DAL/KC/NE/NYJ/OAK/SEA/IND/19 IND: ATL/CAR/CIN/CLE/PIT/TB/MIN/NYG/WAS/DEN/BUF/SD/SEA/STL/35 DIFF: BAL/CLE, CHI/MIN, DAL/NYG, KC/WAS, NE/DEN, NYJ/BUF, OAK/SD, IND/STL, 19/35 Open date: Arizona (Cena’s Writer 5-0), Green Bay (Vitamin X 1-4), Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion 1-4), San Francisco (Agent Bond34 2-3)

Jews are the shizzle-stein...

Sounds like the caption to a gay porno movie. Not that I would know, mind you. And not like there's anything wrong with that, either. (Christ, King's post count is already at 13 -- can't wait to see where else this poster has spread...)

That's a little misleading though because KC, among other teams, has already had their bye week...

Because defense wins championships. Defense = Crappy opponents...

I'm sure that's the case with the McDonald's free food coupons, but you can (I assume -- you were allowed to last year) use multiple Best Buy coupons when buying a DVD/etc. Or at least I hope so...

Don't be hating the Noid...

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-1 <PF: 36 PA: 31 AFC: 2-0 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 1-0 > New England Patriots (Nl5) 4-1 <PF: 32 PA: 26 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 2-0 DIV: > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 2-2 <PF: 24 PA: 25 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-1 > New York Jets (Gert T) 2-3 <PF: 30 PA: 30 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 0-1 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 4-0 <PF: 34 PA: 21 AFC: 2-0 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 1-0 > Cincinnati Bengals (KNK) 2-3 <PF: 31 PA: 32 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 1-3 <PF: 28 PA: 33 AFC: 1-3 NFC: DIV: > Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 1-3 <PF: 22 PA: 26 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 0-1 DIV: > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 3-1 <PF: 37 PA: 31 AFC: 3-1 NFC: DIV: 1-0> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-3 <PF: 38 PA: 34 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-3 <PF: 34 PA: 39 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-1> Indianapolis Colts (No Cal Mike) 1-4 <PF: 32 PA: 31 AFC: 1-4 NFC: DIV: 0-3 > AFC WEST Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 4-0 <PF: 26 PA: 19 AFC: 3-0 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 2-0 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 4-1 <PF: 37 PA: 27 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 1-0 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-2 <PF: 34 PA: 32 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 0-2 > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 2-2 <PF: 24 PA: 25 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 3-2 <PF: 29 PA: 29 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 1-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-3 <PF: 23 PA: 26 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 1-0 > New York Giants (Cartman) 1-3 <PF: 20 PA: 30 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-2 DIV: > Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 1-4 <PF: 26 PA: 33 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-1 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 3-1 <PF: 30 PA: 22 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 2-0 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-2 <PF: 21 PA: 27 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 1-4 <PF: 28 PA: 38 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 0-1 > Minnesota Vikings (La Parka Marka) 0-4 <PF: 18 PA: 24 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 0-3 DIV: > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 3-2 <PF: 30 PA: 31 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 2-1 DIV: > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 3-2 <PF: 30 PA: 33 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 2-1 DIV: > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-3<PF: 31 PA: 33 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 1-0 > New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 2-3 <PF: 30 PA: 35 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 5-0 <PF: 36 PA: 26 AFC: NFC: 5-0 DIV: 3-0 > Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 3-2 <PF: 33 PA: 34 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 1-1 > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 2-3 <PF: 28 PA: 30 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 1-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 2-3 <PF: 31 PA: 34 AFC: NFC: 1-4 DIV: 0-3 >

OK, now it's on -- wipe out the lot of 'em...

Wow, I don't remember the Herb campaign. I liked the time when BK tried to go gourmet with those hippie shrimp baskets, etc...

Its eyes were bigger than its stomach...

I don't care if you submit picks or not; this is the reason I like the EP system -- I don't have to wonder if someone is going to submit something at 12:59 p.m. on Sunday. Hell, the other place has several people that haven't submitted picks at all this year. The only thing I would suggest is that, since I will probably be doing only one of these contests next year, is that the amount of times EPs have to be used will play a factor in whether or not you get first dibs at your team for next season. I meant to do this for this season, but I threw away last year's scoresheets before noting who frequently used their EPs...

No, if I see somebody being a bad parent, I can fucking say they're being a bad parent. You can be a critic of something, without actually having done it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> In FBTGrave's defense, I don't buy the "Don't tell me how to raise my kids if you don't have any yourself" reasoning. I don't agree with him regarding the main topic of thread, because I don't think what Bruiser and Mrs. Bruiser did was considered "abuse." In fact, I think a smack on the rear is far from abuse; I think my definition would be a consistent wave of physical punishment that is completely uncontrolled. If I would ever see a parent commit what I would consider child abuse, I would certainly say or do something about it. I have never done this, but that's not to say I wouldn't if the situation presented itself. The closest I have ever come to this is either laugh at some white trash family at Wal-Mart or make a passing comment like "It's a shame animals have to be caged up whenever they travel, yet children are allowed to roam free..."

Hence why I said: With a large fry (which has the BB game piece) and a chicken sandwich (which has one, too.) So you could get either $2, $4 or $6 off your meal via BB discounts...

Too bad nobody's related to me at this board or else they could mention me. ... I make it a point not to know who I'm related to...

Can't they all just get along?...

Wonder if the marketing people were the same ones that went to that goofy camp years ago and walked on hot coals...

Damn, when it rains it pours for some people. Never heard the guy, but if he's been the Jays only announcer he probably was a pretty big figure up there...

Deadline has come and gone...

Whatever. It's not like he's issuing nightly beatings. My old man had this stick that had a nail through it. When it was time for my spanking he would get that stick and when I was over his knee he'd lift the stick up with the nail turned toward me. When the stick was out of my line of sight he would flip the stick then strike. Thinking the nail went in me was 100x worse than the actual contact itself. Spanking works -- look how good I turned out...

I Thought you quit. Oh, and I hate those people, too. And don't forget those that bitch about how few hours they work, and when they get more hours they bitch and call off. Then they complain about the amount of their next paycheck...

From the article: That uncle who everyone thought was a molester? Oh shutup, that was funny. Goddamn lefty faggots...

What exactly is "scold"? And unless you wife was wailing on the kid, those old bitches had no business butting in. Hell, they could have sold Little Bruiser to some sex shop in Asia. Although I must admit if I was present, I'd probably be laughing at your wife and your kid for throwing a fit because I love it when parents go apeshit with their demonspawn. Oh, and whenever my cats act up I whip out one of the dozen or so squirt bottles I have around the house and pull the trigger. Perhaps this would work with kids, too...