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Aw, man. Tyler, you're a Catholic? Christ, you and Mrs. Tyler will be popping out little commies left and right...

LOL The only redeeming thing to Batman and Robin is this: This piece of crap was in theaters when I was working at one, and my one friend wanted to see this. So, despite my warnings, we went to see it for free one night. Now we were seated behind this family with a little brat who was always making noise and such things that demonspawn do. Anyway, there was this scene where the chick who was Batgirl was getting in her outfit, and right after these several close-up shots of her BUTT/boobs/etc., without missing a beat, the kid asks one of his parents "Is that Robin?" My friend and I just bust out laughing right then and there...

Mail it to me ASAP...

The worst I ever did was put detergent in people's food at BK...

Wasn't talking about wildpegasus -- I was referring to the Tyler-has-a-girlfriend one...

Bah, you're talking to me, not nlasshole...

Weekly standings are up on the other thread...

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-2 <PF: 42 PA: 39 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 1-1 > New England Patriots (Nl5) 4-2 <PF: 42 PA: 36 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 2-0 DIV: > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 3-2 <PF: 34 PA: 34 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 1-1 > New York Jets (Gert T) 3-3 <PF: 38 PA: 36 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 1-1 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 4-1 <PF: 41 PA: 29 AFC: 2-1 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 1-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (KNK) 3-3 <PF: 43 PA: 42 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 2-3 <PF: 30 PA: 33 AFC: 2-2 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 1-0 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 2-3 <PF: 39 PA: 43 AFC: 2-3 NFC: DIV: > AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 3-2 <PF: 44 PA: 43 AFC: 3-1 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 1-0> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-4 <PF: 48 PA: 45 AFC: 2-3 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-4 <PF: 44 PA: 51 AFC: 1-3 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 1-1> Indianapolis Colts (No Cal Mike) 1-5 <PF: 41 PA: 40 AFC: 1-4 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 0-3 > AFC WEST Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 5-0 <PF: 37 PA: 29 AFC: 3-0 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 2-0 > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 5-1 <PF: 46 PA: 34 AFC: 3-1 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 2-0 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 4-2 <PF: 44 PA: 42 AFC: 3-2 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 0-2 > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 2-3 <PF: 31 PA: 34 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-2 > NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 3-3 <PF: 38 PA: 41 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 1-2 > New York Giants (Cartman) 2-3 <PF: 32 PA: 39 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 1-0 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-4 <PF: 33 PA: 37 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 1-0 > Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 1-4 <PF: 26 PA: 33 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-1 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 3-2 <PF: 38 PA: 32 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 2-0 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 3-2 <PF: 30 PA: 34 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 2-1 DIV: 1-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 1-4 <PF: 28 PA: 38 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 0-1 > Minnesota Vikings (La Parka Marka) 0-5 <PF: 25 PA: 34 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 0-4 DIV: 0-1> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 4-2 <PF: 41 PA: 40 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 1-0> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 3-3<PF: 41 PA: 41 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 3-1 DIV: 1-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 3-3 <PF: 39 PA: 43 AFC: 1-2 NFC: 2-1 DIV: > New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 2-4 <PF: 39 PA: 46 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 2-3 DIV: 0-2 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 5-0 <PF: 36 PA: 26 AFC: NFC: 5-0 DIV: 3-0 > Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 4-2 <PF: 45 PA: 41 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 2-2 DIV: 1-1 > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 2-3 <PF: 28 PA: 30 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-3 DIV: 1-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 2-4 <PF: 40 PA: 43 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-4 DIV: 0-3 >

Is this a gimmick?...

The joke that started this thread off wasn't that bad (wasn't that good, but I've heard much worse *see below*), although the "too lazy to steal" one I've said here at least once. Here's one that, although it's not funny, gets a laugh out of me. So God is talking to this black guy on top of a burning building. God is telling him to jump off and escape and that God will catch him before he lands. The black guy keeps saying "I ain't jumping down, you won't catch me." And God keeps telling him "No, I will. I am God." So the black guy jumps and God steps away. Right after the black guy splatters on the ground, God says, "Dumb n*gger..."

I'm one sticker away from getting just about anything. Damn PA Avenue...

EDIT: Deadline is midnight Sunday. Also, I just heard the Dolphins game is being rescheduled for Friday. Because of this, I'm taking it off the board. For TB purposes, select the NY Jets/Atlanta game with No Good Nick guessing the score for the Jets and Spiff guessing the game for the Falcons... Detroit at Cleveland (2.5) (1.5) Green Bay at Minnesota (16.5 Indianapolis at Houston New Orleans at St. Louis (2.5) Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (1.5) San Diego at Philadelphia (4.5) San Francisco at Washington (12.5) Dallas at Seattle (3.5) Baltimore at Chicago (1.5) Buffalo at Oakland (3.5) Denver at N.Y. Giants (2.5) Tennessee at Arizona (3.5) N.Y. Jets at Atlanta (7.5) Open date: Carolina, Jacksonville, New England, Tampa Bay Detroit (Bravesfan 3-3) d by Cleveland (SFA Jack 5-1) 5-6 DET: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/SD/SF/SEA/BAL/OAK/NYG/TEN/ATL/17 CLE: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/PHI/SF/SEA/CHI/BUF/DEN/AZ/ATL/21 DIFF: SD/PHI, BAL/CHI, OAK/BUF, NYG/DEN, TEN/AZ Green Bay (Vitamin X 2-4) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 0-6) 8-6 GB: DET/GB/HOU/NO/PIT/SD/SF/DAL/CHI/BUF/DEN/AZ/ATL/31 MIN: DET/GB/IND/NO/CIN/SD/SF/SEA/BAL/BUF/DEN/AZ/ATL/14 DIFF: HOU/IND, PIT/CIN, DAL/SEA, CHI/BAL, 31/14 Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 2-5) d Houston (Bored 3-3) 8-3 IND: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/SD/WAS/SEA/CHI/OAK/DEN/TEN/ATL/35 HOU: CLE/GB/IND/NO/CIN/PHI/SF/SEA/CHI/BUF/NYG/TEN/ATL/10 DIFF: STL/NO, SD/PHI, WAS/SF, OAK/BUF, DEN/NYG Kansas City (No Good Nick 5-1) d by Miami (Spaceman Spiff 4-2) 7-8 KC: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/SD/WAS/SEA/BAL/BUF/DEN/AZ/ATL/16 MIA: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/SD/WAS/SEA/CHI/OAK/NYG/AZ/ATL/24 DIFF: BAL/CHI, BUF/OAK, DEN/NYG New Orleans (Cuban Linx 2-5) d by St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 3-4) 7-8 NO: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/SD/WAS/SEA/CHI/OAK/DEN/TEN/NYJ/17 STL: CLE/GB/IND/STL/PIT/PHI/SF/SEA/CHI/OAK/DEN/AZ/ATL/28 DIFF: CIN/PIT, SD/PHI, WAS/SF, TEN/AZ, NYJ/ATL Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 2-4) d by Cincinnati (KMK 4-3) 3-6 PIT: CLE/GB/HOU/STL/CIN/PHI/WAS/SEA/CHI/OAK/NYG/TEN/ATL/17 CIN: DET/GB/HOU/STL/CIN/PHI/WAS/SEA/CHI/BUF/NYG/AZ/ATL/20 DIFF: CLE/DET, OAK/BUF, TEN/AZ San Diego (Porter 5-2) d by Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion 2-4) 7-8 SD: CLE/GB/IND/STL/PIT/SD/SF/SEA/CHI/BUF/DEN/TEN/ATL/35 PHI: DET/GB/IND/STL/CIN/PHI/WAS/SEA/CHI/BUF/DEN/AZ/ATL/27 DIFF: CLE/DET, PIT/CIN, SD/PHI, SF/WAS, TEN/AZ San Francisco (Agent Bond34 3-3) d Washington (Human Fly 1-5) 9-8 SF: CLE/MIN/IND/STL/PIT/PHI/WAS/DAL/CHI/BUF/NYG/AZ/ATL/10 WASH: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/SD/WAS/SEA/CHI/OAK/DEN/TEN/ATL/27 DIFF: MIN/GB, PIT/CIN, PHI/SD, DAL/SEA, BUF/OAK, NYG/DEN, AZ/TEN Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic 4-3) d Seattle (Mr. Rant 4-3) 9-7 DAL: DET/GB/IND/STL/PIT/SD/WAS/SEA/BAL/OAK/DEN/TEN/ATL/17 SEA: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/PHI/WAS/SEA/CHI/OAK/NYG/AZ/ATL/EP DIFF: DET/CLE, PIT/CIN, SD/PHI, BAL/CHI, DEN/NYG, TEN/AZ, 17/XX Baltimore (Sandman 2-4) d by Chicago (Agent Of Oblivion 4-2) 8-8 BAL: CLE/GB/HOU/STL/PIT/SD/SF/DAL/BAL/OAK/DEN/AZ/ATL/17 CHI: DET/GB/IND/STL/PIT/SD/SF/SEA/BAL/BUF/DEN/AZ/ATL/17 DIFF: CLE/DET, HOU/IND, DAL/SEA, OAK/BUF, 17/17 Buffalo (Bob Barron 5-2) d Oakland (Banky 2-4) 9-9 BUF: CLE/MIN/IND/STL/CIN/PHI/SF/DAL/CHI/OAK/DEN/AZ/ATL/13 OAK: CLE/GB/IND/STL/PIT/SD/SF/DAL/CHI/OAK/DEN/TEN/ATL/27 DIFF: MIN/GB, CIN/PIT, PHI/SD, AZ/TEN, 13/27 Denver (Canadian Chris 4-3) d by N.Y. Giants (Cartman 3-3) 6-8 DEN: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/SD/WAS/SEA/CHI/BUF/NYG/TEN/ATL/22 NYG: CLE/GB/IND/STL/CIN/SD/WAS/SEA/CHI/BUF/DEN/AZ/ATL/20 DIFF: NYG/DEN, TEN/AZ, 22/20 Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-5) d by Arizona (Cena’s Writer 6-0) 4-7 TEN: CLE/GB/HOU/STL/CIN/PHI/SF/SEA/CHI/OAK/NYG/AZ/NYJ/EP AZ: DET/GB/IND/NO/CIN/SD/WAS/SEA/CHI/OAK/NYG/AZ/NYJ/24 DIFF: CLE/DET, HOU/IND, STL/NO, PHI/SD, SF/WAS N.Y. Jets (Gert T 3-4) d by Atlanta (King Of The 909 5-2) 8-7 NYJ: CLE/MIN/IND/NO/CIN/SD/SF/DAL/CHI/OAK/DEN/TEN/ATL/10 ATL: DET/GB/HOU/STL/CIN/PHI/WAS/SEA/BAL/OAK/DEN/AZ/ATL/24 DIFF: CLE/DET, MIN/GB, IND/HOU, NO/STL, SD/PHI, SF/WAS, DAL/SEA, CHI/BAL, TEN/AZ Open date: Carolina (Fazzle 3-3), Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-4), New England (Nl5 4-2), Tampa Bay (Starvenger 3-3)

Actually, she's either at her parent's house or in the other room watching Charmed DVDs while I'm in the living room playing Madden...

This is why I stay home...

I was wondering when you were going to post this. Guess the Hammer got Nailed on this one -- LOLZ. I read (sportsline I think) that he went after someone outside the club...

Bah, let the little bastards see the movie. Then they'll have nightmares and whenever you turn it on they'll run away. And people think I shouldn't have kids ... Pft... BTW: Are you going to pull a Rant on me and get all pissed off because I said something about your crumbsnatchers?...

Threads like this are better when the subject line is "I'm gonna do it!..."

What, did the Hawks win a game or something? Never heard of him, but he's one year younger than me. Peace out...

Why? When are you planning to see Saw II? That was original...

Something like that...

Allah doesn't like it when you make fun of Jesus. Sure Allah thinks followers of Christ are the infidels and all, but to actually make fun of Jesus is a no-no. Something about Jesus being part of the "God" establishment and all. And the powerful protect the powerful. Oh, and making fun of Jesus is one of the worst things you can do to a Muslim male...

What the media writer's handbook and what your dipshit boss want are two different things, young grasshopper...

*clears throat...*

Yeah, who needs new textbooks when the school district has more important matters to tend to like UNDER GOD. Oh, and like I said before, I'm defending you on this just because for a week or so in school I refused to say the pledge. Wasn't for religious reasons though; I just wanted to be a rebel. Don't worry, when you grow up you'll understand...

Tyler, the dark side is calling you: I'd make fun of him for the fact all he would have to do in regards to his defense of "I believe in the seperation of church and state" is to NOT SAY THOSE WORDS DURING THE PLEDGE, but alas I was one of those snot-nosed commies that refused to stand for a time in high school. What makes you think "God" means Jesus? Allah doesn't like it when "God" doesn't refer to him...