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Christ. Oh well, at least you can now sue yourself for libel...

Unless you took some internships or something in college you're pretty much s.o.l. What about going into some sort of entry-level management field?...

Well somebody's focus group results must not be all that great. Hey Uncle Ted, go fuck yourself -- you're not fooling anyone...

Why does it seem most of these stories either come from Florida or Arizona?...

Well that explains a few things...

I just watched Austin Powers this past weekend, and I think I saw the Soup Nazi and Babu in the "UN" room...

Yeah, like gangs, Mexicans and welfare queens...

I got stuck here....um...What the fuck? I got your hook-up (so I guess you could consider abortion a hate crime in some cases if this bill got pased). Link 'n stuff...

Yeah, that would have went over real well in Arkansas (assuming you lived there as a kid)...

Damn, I thought he was 17-18. And he's not the Democrat version of MikeSC; I'm not sure there is a Democrat version of MikeSC at this place, or anywhere for that matter. Oh, and as a present, I hit the refresh button 75-100 times...

The movie poster will show a pic of Mary and the title will read "Would you?" And where have you been jig?...

California has great weather, but that's about it for me. No way I'd want to live there, although I wouldn't mind visiting (calling NoCal/JOTW). Not sure if I'd want to live in OK. I think it might depend on if I was offered a good job where I could buy a big house and live away from everyone. Aren't there a lot of tornados in OK?...

I was wondering when we would start a thread about this. All this tells me is that if ANYONE enters my home with intent of harm then I should kill them outright. None of this "Oh he's just a child, how could he know that boom-boom stick would cause boo-boos?" [credit: Anglesault]. Oh, and the same day this ruling was announced, some kid in TN shot and killed his school bus driver because the driver had the nerve to discipline him earlier. Poor wittle baby...

Ha, that got a laugh out of me. Good job hung, err, INXS. Of course Edge probably got a few other things that require medical attention, too...

Yeah, it's funny how the big thing in our lives back then was paying for car insurance (or at least for us that weren't living in the ghetto) or trying to get booze for a Friday night party...

If we get to select our stations then what's the fun in channel surfing?...

How about that hunger4unger chap?...

Heh. Last year I got an e-mail invitation for my 10-year reunion, and immediately made something up for my reason not to go. Funny thing is the chick I responded to and I struck up a little conversation via e-mail as a result of this, and I spoke more with her in those 2-3 e-mails than I did in the 4 years we were in high school together, and the 3 years we were in middle school together...

How many people "share" this apartment?...

Not really, although sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I did things differently during those years...

Que?...

I laughed when I saw a commercial for this -- guess there will be ewoks nailing him to the cross or something...

Not quite a minimum-wage story, but I think it's a somewhat fitting angle. Just heard on my local RIGHT-WING RADIO station that Shittsburgh Parking Authority union workers are threatening to go on strike. We need UNION WORKERS to work at a PARKING GARAGE? I don't even want to know how much they make. And people wonder why the city's broke. Oh, yeah. Regarding cost of living: Four-bedroom, two bathroom house for $1000/month, which includes taxes and insurance...

Well what's he going to call Jong -- a nice guy?...

I froze when I read that sig... because I was munching on an ice cube. Oh, and INXS is in a league all of his own. Calling him a liberal gives liberals a bad name...