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While most guys, when looking at a bitch's chest, try to picture her tits without all those nagging clothes, Mikey is envisioning two giant Candy Corns. I would say Mikey's as happy as a pig in shit, but that wouldn't be a figurative observation...

Like Republicans didn't hate the UN enough already...

RACISM -- the Man leaving poor Alan off the ad. But he does speak well, you gotta admit that. Is he holding rallies and shit while campaigning?...

You know, Rob, You'd make a great MikeSC if you didn't suck at it. Stick to doing what you do best, which is -- oh hell, I'll admit it. I like your bringing-up-old-posts gimmick. That bit you sent me on John Kerry was funny...

Here's a better question -- who will get more wins. The NFL 'Fins, or Human Fly and his winless Redskins? (Sorry, I had to say it...)

I do. Thanks. I fall in the greedy camp. Great friends, by the way -- and what do you do if that "one in a million" person is a Republican?...

You never know. The Browns have played tough some weeks and crappy other weeks. The Dolphins have every chance available to at least win one game this year...

Pistons, by far. I'm a Bill Laimbeer mark, and I love whining Red Sox fans; no way I'd want them even close to winning the World Series...

Woah -- I thought it was coming out in June. That's 31 less days I'll have to wait. Poster rocks...

Wow. With some of the crappy teams on that schedule, if Miami goes 0-16 they really deserve that record...

Yeah, well Kerry has a FORBES in his family tree, which means, well, I don't know...

I just had a disenfranchised Nick voter ask me if it's OK for Bush to be President (yes I'm leaving a great Bush put-down open to whoever wants it)...

I'm more worried about Kerry suing me for saying mean things about him. But that is a freaky-ass picture. At least if this President-thing doesn't work out, he'll always have a future as a Rockette...

I am at a total loss for words. I can't even begin to comment on this. Well SOMEBODY here doesn't listen to right-wing Clear Channel talk-radio. Color me surprised...

I'm a little concerned about this notion everybody wants our presidents to be smart. And I'm tired of S-electing (lol2004) big dumbheads from Harvard Business School and Yale (or whatever hippie schools he went to thanks to daddy -- I bet the old man even WROTE some of his papers). Give me someone who dropped out of Jesus school instead...

Huh? When did this double post happen? Sonofabitch...

Because when I typed out all the head-to-head matchups back in July I must have seen the big "D" and figured it was Detroit instead of Dallas. Don't worry, I haven't banned you from the league ... yet. Especially if the QB is black or on welfare...

Don't forget PA -- that is if you count Wacky Arlen as a Republican...

I'll admit they screwed my n*gga Gary Andersen over (it's OK to call him that -- he is African-American after all), but I was shocked when I learned a few years ago they were one of the more higher spending teams in the league in terms of signing bonuses and stuff...

OK, so Mr. Dog is a Browns fan -- understandable. I always thought the Steelers ownership was good. A bit cheap in many aspects, but good...

So people can find out who you voted for? Jeez, Mike. I thought ASHCROFT was bad...

First off, I said COMMIE, not LIBERAL. Second of all, the prevent defense is more liberal than conservative -- letting the other team gain chunks of yardage so not to ruin their self-esteem...

Oh, I forgot. I'm surprised the Cards only got 30 percent. Fucking Bidwell -- I'm hoping Denny Green can turn that team around, and even with the crappy record it seems to me he's doing a decent enough job. AZ seems to be playing harder this year, which is always the first step to making a turnaround...

Hume's the man -- he makes me laugh when he does the "Political Grapevine" segment on the network America trusts for real journalism, fa(ux)ir and balanced. and lol'ing in 2004...

Gotta love what he did with North Korea. I'd narrow the "good things" scope with Prez Peanut to building houses...