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How so? I'm curious. (Besides the fact Tyler represents them in my contest, that is...)

How is that a commie scheme? With the 46 you have to bust your ass and hope to get to the passer. I think a commie scheme are those prevent defenses where you just sit around and do nothing until a 40-yard pass is completed...

Ha. I read that on Tyler's favorite Web site and first thought of you, Mike. And sho' nuff, I come visit TSM and here is the thread. When I went through the McDonald's drive thru, I overheard a worker there say how concerned he was about everybody wanting him to get burger orders right...

Thank God I was in diapers when he was in charge...

There are a few tasteless comments that passed through my mind, but I like Max so I'll keep them to myself...

And like I told NoCal Mike last week -- who would you play if your team wasn't matched up against anyone, hippie? Take the week off to prepare for Mr. Rant's 46 defensive scheme...

I'll probably have ind. match-ups up this afternoon when I get home from work... Atlanta at Kansas City (4.5) Buffalo at Baltimore (6.5) Chicago at Tampa Bay (6.5) Detroit at N.Y. Giants (6.5) Jacksonville at Indianapolis (9.5) (7.5) Philadelphia at Cleveland San Diego at Carolina (3.5) (6.5) St. Louis at Miami Tennessee at Minnesota (7.5) N.Y. Jets at New England (6.5) Dallas at Green Bay (3.5) New Orleans at Oakland (2.5) (6.5) Seattle at Arizona (6.5) Denver at Cincinnati Open date: Houston, Pittsburgh, San Francisco, Washington Atlanta (Lightning Flik 4-2) at Kansas City (No Good Nick 3-2) ATL: KC/BAL/TB/NYG/IND/PHI/CAR/STL/MIN/NE/GB/OAK/SEA/DEN/25 (ep) KC: KC/BAL/TB/NYG/IND/PHI/CAR/STL/MIN/NE/GB/OAK/SEA/DEN/ (ep) DIFF: 25/ Buffalo (Bob Barron 3-2) at Baltimore (Dr. Tom 2-3) BUF: ATL/BAL/CHI/NYG/IND/PHI/CAR/STL/TEN/NE/GB/NO/SEA/DEN/13 BAL: ATL/BAL/CHI/NYG/JAX/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NYJ/GB/NO/SEA/DEN/17 DIFF: IND/JAX, CAR/SD, TEN/MIN, NE/NYJ, 13/17 Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 3-2) at Tampa Bay (Starvenger 2-4) CHI: ATL/BAL/CHI/NYG/IND/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NYJ/GB/NO/SEA/CIN/ TB: ATL/BUF/CHI/NYG/IND/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NYJ/GB/NO/SEA/DEN/16 DIFF: BAL/BUF, CIN/DEN, /16 Detroit (Bravesfan 2-3) at N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-1) DET: KC/BAL/TB/NYG/IND/CLE/CAR/MIA/MIN/NE/GB/OAK/AZ/CIN/20 (ep) NYG: KC/BUF/TB/NYG/JAX/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NYJ/GB/NO/SEA/DEN/24 DIFF: IND/JAX, CLE/PHI, CAR/SD, MIA/STL, NE/NYJ, OAK/NO, AZ/SEA, CIN/DEN, 20/24 Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-4) at Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 2-3) JAX: KC/BAL/CHI/DET/JAX/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NYJ/GB/OAK/SEA/DEN/23 (pm) IND: KC/BAL/TB/DET/IND/PHI/CAR/STL/MIN/NYJ/GB/NO/SEA/DEN/24 DIFF: CHI/TB, JAX/IND, SD/CAR, OAK/NO, 23/24 Philadelphia (MD 2020 2-3) at Cleveland (SFA Jack 4-2) PHI: ATL/BAL/TB/DET/IND/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NE/DAL/OAK/SEA/DEN/27 CLE: ATL/BUF/CHI/DET/IND/PHI/CAR/STL/TEN/NYJ/DAL/NO/SEA/DEN/13 (pm) DIFF: BAL/BUF, TB/CHI, SD/CAR, MIN/TEN, NE/NYJ, OAK/NO 27/13 San Diego (Slasher Flick 4-2) at Carolina (Fazzle 2-3) SD: ATL/BUF/TB/DET/JAX/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NYJ/GB/NO/SEA/DEN/24 (pm) CAR: ATL/BUF/CHI/NYG/JAX/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NE/GB/NO/SEA/DEN/13 DIFF: TB/CHI, DET/NYG, NYJ/NE St. Louis (Cerebus 316 3-3) at Miami (Spaceman Spiff 2-4) STL: KC/BAL/TB/NYG/IND/PHI/CAR/MIA/MIN/NE/GB/OAK/AZ/CIN/15 (ep) MIA: KC/BUF/TB/NYG/JAX/PHI/CAR/STL/MIN/NE/GB/NO/AZ/DEN/17 DIFF: BAL/BUF, IND/JAX, MIA/STL, OAK/NO, CIN/DEN Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-4) at Minnesota (La Parka Marka 3-2) TEN: KC/BUF/CHI/NYG/JAX/PHI/SD/STL/TEN/NYJ/GB/OAK/SEA/DEN/17 MIN: ATL/BUF/CHI/DET/IND/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NYJ/DAL/NO/SEA/DEN/28 DIFF: KC/ATL, NYG/DET, JAX/IND, GB/DAL, OAK/NO N.Y. Jets (Gert T 1-4) at New England (nl5xsk1 2-3) NYJ: KC/BUF/TB/NYG/IND/PHI/SD/STL/TEN/NE/GB/NO/SEA/DEN/17 NE: ATL/BAL/CHI/DET/IND/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NE/GB/NO/SEA/DEN/24 DIFF: KC/ATL, TB/CHI, NYG/DET, TEN/MIN, 17/24 Dallas (BX 2-3) at Green Bay (Vitamin X 5-1) DAL: KC/BAL/TB/NYG/IND/CLE/CAR/MIA/MIN/NE/DAL/OAK/AZ/CIN/ (ep) GB: ATL/BUF/TB/NYG/JAX/PHI/SD/STL/TEN/NE/GB/NO/AZ/DEN/28 (pm) DIFF: KC/ATL, BAL/BUF, IND/JAX, CLE/PHI, CAR/SD, MIA/STL, MIN/TEN, DAL/GB, OAK/NO, CIN/DEN, /28 New Orleans (A Mike SC 3-3) at Oakland (The Bitch 2-4) NO: ATL/BAL/CHI/DET/IND/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NYJ/GB/NO/AZ/DEN/ OAK: ATL/BUF/CHI/DET/IND/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NE/GB/OAK/SEA/DEN/17 DIFF: BAL/BUF, NYJ/NE, NO/OAK, AZ/SEA /17 Seattle (Mr. Rant 2-3) at Arizona (Vern Gagne 4-1) SEA: KC/BAL/TB/NYG/IND/CLE/CAR/MIA/MIN/NE/GB/OAK/AZ/CIN/28 (ep) AZ: ATL/BUF/TB/NYG/JAX/PHI/CAR/MIA/MIN/NYJ/GB/OAK/SEA/DEN/14 (pm) DIFF: KC/ATL, BAL/BUF, IND/JAX, CLE/PHI, NE/NYJ, AZ/SEA, CIN/DEN Denver (Canadian Chris 4-2) at Cincinnati (Swift Terror 3-2) GAME OF THE WEEK DEN: ATL/BAL/TB/NYG/IND/PHI/SD/STL/MIN/NE/GB/NO/AZ/DEN/33 (pm) CIN: KC/BAL/TB/NYG/JAX/PHI/CAR/MIA/MIN/NE/GB/OAK/AZ/DEN/ (pm) DIFF: ATL/KC, IND/JAX, SD/CAR, STL/MIA, NO/OAK Open date: Houston (Bored), Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland), San Francisco (Agent Bond 34), Washington (Human Fly)

Score one for Mike this time. Has the NY Times reported on this story, yet? And I hope this doesn't mean Mary Poppins gets disenfranchised...

Voting more than once. "Disenfranchised" is a loaded question -- what does it mean exactly? Police dogs attacking you as you try to get into your voting booth -- yes. Not being allowed to vote because you're too stupid to figure out where your polling place is, or that you forgot to get registered before your state's deadline expires -- no...

Is there ANYONE out there that actually read the rules I posted 1,000 times for this year's contest?...

Can someone provide me the "kkk digest" version of that long-ass article I will never read in 100 years?...

That is probably one of the most disgusting images I have ever come across. Good job. Here's another thing I thought of -- unless she has a tape recorder, how in the hell did she write this all down? I mean, whenever someone gives me information over the phone, I have to tell them to stop what they're saying about a dozen times so I can keep up...

Well quit being such a choker, hippie. If you can't hold your own in the Game of the Weeks, what are you going to do come playoff time? PAs and PFs are now up to date...

Ah, here we go -- found the thread where we talked about this subject before. Dessa JJ Shadow...

Ha. Thanks for bringing that story up. I say no. I doubt he can properly mail a letter overseas...

Oh yeah. With the new season right around the corner, I'm sure Ms. Penn will be lampooned. I'll probably just buy the DVD, and of course Ebert doesn't like this film because it dares poke fun at the Hollywood establishment. Now if Spike Lee would have done this film and killed Bush and pals, Ebert would be typing his review with one hand and jerking off with the other...

INXS is from England, so you don't have to worry about him voting Kerry. Now the 40-50+ million American idiots that probably will are another story...

But didn't you see the video Mike? We put panties on the heads of prisioners and don't let them wear pink bunny slippers when they pray to Allah. And Allah doesn't like the infidels that don't wear the pink bunny slippers when bowing to him five times per day...

All games have been decided, but I'm waiting until the MNF game to add in PF's and PA's. Insta-Results (and if it makes you feel better, BX, you would have lost even if I used your late picks and assumed that you wanted Cleveland to win)... Carolina (Fazzle 2-3) d Philadelphia (MD 2020 2-3) 10-7 CAR: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/16 PHI: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/KC/MIA/ATL/NE/SF/CHI/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/24 DIFF: JAX/KC, BUF/MIA, WAS/CHI Cleveland (SFA Jack 4-2) d Cincinnati (Swift Terror 3-2) 10-6 CIN: CAR/CIN/GB/TEN/KC/BUF/SD/SEA/NYJ/CHI/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/ (pm) CLE: CAR/CLE/DET/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/SEA/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/ST/20 (pm) DIFF: CIN/CLE, GB/DET, TEN/HOU, KC/JAX, BUF/MIA, NYJ/SF, CHI/WAS Green Bay (Vitamin X 5-1) d Detroit (Bravesfan 2-3) 8-6 GB: CAR/CIN/GB/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/NE/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/NO/TB/21 (pm) DET: PHI/CLE/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/CHI/OAK/DAL/NO/STL/20 (ep) DIFF: CAR/PHI, CIN/CLE, GB/DET, HOU/TEN, MIA/BUF, SD/ATL, WAS/CHI, DET/OAK, PIT/DAL, TB/STL, 21/20 Houston (Bored 4-2) d Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-4) 8-8 + TB (24-20=4/35-10=25) HOU: PHI/CLE/DET/HOU/JAX/MIA/ATL/SEA/NYJ/WAS/OAK/PIT/MIN/STL/24 TEN: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/MIA/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/35 (ep) DIFF: CLE/CIN, HOU/TEN, SEA/NE, NYJ/SF, OAK/DEN, PIT/DAL, 24/35 Kansas City (No Good Nick 3-2) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-4) 11-8 KC: PHI/CLE/DET/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/SEA/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/21 JAX: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/SD/SEA/NYJ/CHI/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/24 (pm) DIFF: CLE/CIN, HOU/TEN, MIA/BUF, SF/NYJ, WAS/CHI Miami (Spaceman Spiff 2-4) d. Buffalo (Bob Barren 3-2) 9-8 MIA: PHI/CIN/GB/TEN/JAX/MIA/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/19 BUF: PHI/CIN/GB/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/CHI/DEN/PIT/NO/STL/20 DIFF: MIA/BUF, SF/NYJ, WAS/CHI, DAL/PIT, MIN/NO Atlanta (Lightning Flik 4-2) d San Diego (Slasher Flick 4-2) 9-8 SD: CAR/CIN/GB/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/NE/NYJ/CHI/OAK/PIT/MIN/STL/28 (pm) ATL: PHI/CIN/GB/HOU/KC/BUF/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/TB/21 (pm) DIFF: CAR/PHI, JAX/KC, MIA/BUF, SD/ATL, NYJ/SF, CHI/WAS, OAK/DEN, PIT/DAL, STL/TB New England (nl5xsk1 2-3) d Seattle (Mr. Rant 4-2) 12-9 SEA: PHI/CLE/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/SEA/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/21 NE: PHI/CIN/GB/HOU/KC/BUF/SD/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/31 DIFF: CLE/CIN, DET/GB, TEN/HOU, JAX/KC, ATL/SD, SEA/NE, DAL/PIT San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 3-3) d N.Y. Jets (Gert T 1-4) 9-9 + TB (17-14=3/ ) SF: PHI/CIN/DET/HOU/JAX/BUF/SD/NE/NYJ/WAS/OAK/DAL/MIN/STL/17 NYJ: PHI/CLE/GB/TEN/KC/MIA/SD/NE/SF/CHI/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/ DIFF: CIN/CLE, DET/GB, HOU/TEN, JAX/KC, BUF/MIA, NYJ/SF, WAS/CHI, OAK/DEN, 17/ Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 3-2) d Washington (Human Fly 0-6) 9-7 WAS: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/KC/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/20 CHI: PHI/CIN/DET/HOU/KC/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/10 DIFF: TEN/HOU Denver (Canadian Chris 4-2) d Oakland (The Bitch 2-4) 10-7 DEN: PHI/CIN/GB/HOU/KC/MIA/SD/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/NO/STL/33 OAK: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/SEA/SF/CHI/OAK/PIT/MIN/STL/24 DIFF: GB/DET, HOU/TEN, KC/JAX, MIA/BUF, SD/ATL, NE/SEA, WAS/CHI, DEN/OAK, NO/MIN Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 4-2) d Dallas (BX 2-3) CLASH OF THE COMMIES 9-6 PIT: CAR/CIN/GB/HOU/KC/BUF/ATL/SEA/SF/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/28 DAL: PHI/CLE/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/CHI/OAK/DAL/NO/STL/ (ep) DIFF: CAR/PHI, GB/DET, HOU/TEN, KC/JAX, SEA/NE, SF/NYJ, WAS/CHI, DEN/OAK, PIT/DAL, MIN/NO, 28/ New Orleans (A Mike SC 3-3) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 3-2) 11-8 MIN: PHI/CIN/DET/HOU/KC/MIA/SD/SEA/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/35 NO: PHI/CIN/GB/HOU/JAX/MIA/SD/NE/NYJ/WAS/DEN/PIT/MIN/STL/17 DIFF: DET/GB, KC/JAX, SEA/NE Tampa Bay (Starvenger 2-4) d St. Louis (Cerebus 316 3-3) 8-7 TB: PHI/CIN/DET/HOU/KC/MIA/ATL/NE/SF/WAS/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/16 STL: PHI/CIN/DET/TEN/JAX/BUF/ATL/NE/NYJ/CHI/DEN/DAL/MIN/STL/14 DIFF: HOU/TEN, KC/JAX, MIA/BUF, SF/NYJ, WAS/CHI Open date: Arizona (Vern Gagne), Baltimore (Dr. Tom), Indianapolis (No Cal Mike), N.Y. Giants (Cartman) AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 3-2 <PF: 35, PA: 38, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-2> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 2-3 <PF: 39, PA: 38, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-1, Div: 2-0> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 2-4 <PF: 47, PA: 49, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 0-0, Div: 2-1> New York Jets (Gert T) 1-4 <PF: 34, PA: 40, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-1> AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 4-2 <PF: 47, PA: 47, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-0> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 4-2 <PF: 48, PA: 47, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-2> Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 3-2 <PF: 36, PA: 38, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 2-3 <PF: 41, PA: 41, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-2> AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 4-2 <PF: 45, PA: 47, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 2-3 <PF: 33, PA: 34, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-4 <PF: 43, PA: 47, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-4 <PF: 42, PA: 41, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-2> AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 4-2 <PF: 45, PA: 45, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 3-0> San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 4-2 <PF: 48, PA: 38, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-1> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 3-2 <PF: 43, PA: 35, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-1> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 2-4 <PF: 47, PA: 47, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-1> NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 4-1 <PF: 35, PA: 36, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-0> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 2-3 <PF: 37, PA: 37, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-1> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-3 <PF: 36, PA: 37, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 0-1> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 0-6 <PF: 38, PA: 49, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-3 DIV: 0-2> NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 5-1 <PF: 49, PA: 46, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 3-2 <PF: 44, PA: 36, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-0> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 3-2 <PF: 38, PA: 43, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-2> Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 2-3 <PF: 37, PA: 36, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 4-2 <PF: 45, PA: 44, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-0> New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 3-3 <PF: 45, PA: 42, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-0> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 2-3 <PF: 31, PA: 36, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 2-4 <PF: 45, PA: 46, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 0-1> NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-1 <PF: 36, PA: 35, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-0> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 3-3 <PF: 39, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 2-1> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 3-3 <PF: 41, PA: 45, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-3> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 2-3 <PF: 38, PA: 41, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 0-2>

Well then you must have done something wrong to him. Since it looks like Rant isn't uploading the pics, I have three kitties: Dessa (5 1/2 years), JJ (4 1/2 years) and Shadow (3/ 1/2 years). Shadow almost died about a month ago and I suggest to ANYONE if a vet gives a diagnosis that you don't agree with because the evidence doesn't match up that you get a second opinion ASAP. Fucking asshole...

*shakes head* You know the difference between you and me, INXS? I make my idiotic posts look good...

What's all this Halliburton talk about? It's not like anyone from the Bush adminstration actually WORKED there before coming to office. And if someone did, Big Media has done a poor job of letting us know about it...

I have no choice but to roll with my hood -- I can't detach it from my jacket...

I thought WJM was your bitch. You crazy kids need to learn the benefits of a long-lasting relationship, and as soon as I think of some I'll tell you what they are...

What's up with you and making threads dealing with S.C.? From my limited experience with booze, it seems that the mini-bottles are always more expensive than "regular" bottles in the store. And I'd love to see a S.C. barfight scene in a movie where someone gets tossed behind the bar stand and crashes into a bunch of mini bottles...