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I remember toddy. That's all...

Well, I read this story in the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review this past Sunday, so it must be true. Shit, Scaife owns that paper. Nevermind...

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 3-1 <PF: 27, PA: 29, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-1> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 1-3 <PF: 27, PA: 29, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-1, Div: 2-0> New York Jets (Gert T) 1-3 <PF: 25, PA: 31, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-1> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 1-4 <PF: 38, PA: 41, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-1> AFC NORTH Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 3-1 <PF: 30, PA: 28, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 3-2 <PF: 37, PA: 41, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-0> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 3-2 <PF: 39, PA: 41, AFC: 3-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 2-3 <PF: 41, PA: 41, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-2> AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 3-2 <PF: 37, PA: 39, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-3 <PF: 35, PA: 36, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-3 <PF: 34, PA: 33, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 2-3 <PF: 33, PA: 34, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1> AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 4-1 <PF: 40, PA: 29, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-1> Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-2 <PF: 35, PA: 38, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-0> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 27, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-1> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 2-3 <PF: 40, PA: 37, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0> NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 4-1 <PF: 35, PA: 36, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-0> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 2-2 <PF: 31, PA: 28, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-1> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 0-5 <PF: 31, PA: 40, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-2> NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 4-1 <PF: 41, PA: 40, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-1> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 3-1 <PF: 36, PA: 25, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0> Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 2-2 <PF: 31, PA: 28, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 3-2 <PF: 36, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-0> New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 2-3 <PF: 34, PA: 34, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-0> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 1-3 <PF: 21, PA: 29, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-1> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 1-4 <PF: 37, PA: 39, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1> NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 4-1 <PF: 36, PA: 35, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-0> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 3-2 <PF: 32, PA: 28, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 2-1> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 0-2> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 2-3 <PF: 32, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-3>

That one is going into the old memory bank...

Not sure about "ever" but Pizza Hut pan pizzas seem to bring the odor out in me...

POV pretty much summed up that whole piont. And Reeve said that regarding Bush...

Don't forget I'm also the son of a mill worker -- a REAL mill worker, not the pseudo-mill worker that John Edwards old man was. And I'll probably be voting for THREE Democrats this year. Wait a minute, so if I vote Democrat my "Here's what's wrong with America" ratio will increase? I guess then Tyler and his ilk are in the 99-100 percent range...

Thing is I agree with him -- Fuck Christopher Reeve. So I guess not only did Bush keep you in that wheelchair he killed you, too? Fucking bitch. I wasn't going to say this in the Movies thread because I didn't want to flame-bait, so thanks for posting this thread. And I laughed my ass off at the picture...

Fuck Christopher Reeve. And speaking of dying, my doctor told me that I had cancer. But he did have some good news. He said he saved 15 percent on his car insurance by switching to Geico...

What does Mike do that's "wrong" with America, and what does he have to do in order to get that figure up more? Also, as a percentage, how much do I embody what's wrong with America?...

Not including drive-though and fly-over states. PA -- live there. Would be nice if not for all the Democrats. OH -- lived there. Would have liked it better if I could have gotten a real job there. NJ -- went to the Boardwalk as a kid. Nothing worth saying. MD -- went to Baltimore. Nice aquariam. Too many black people. CT -- shithole. Too expensive and more road construction areas with nobody working than Pennslyvania. FL -- too humid and too many old people. CA -- great weather. VA/W.VA -- can't remember. Mexico -- too many poor people. Canada -- too expensive, but very clean...

Some Wal-Marts, and all Sam's Clubs, are Nazis when it comes to recepit checking. And I once busted a nun for "shoplifting" so I don't blame Big Business for their anti-theft practices. And if you go to Sam's Club, Rant, you can get a 40lb bucket of clumpable cat litter for $8 -- that's the only reason I step foot in that place; the better half buys other stuff there though...

*Biting my lip so as not to change the mood of this thread...*

I've heard nothing on the radio about this, so I don't believe Sharon's dead. And Drudge is a voice of truth and reason in this liberal-media-dominated world. That is if you believe unnamed sources and "developing" stories...

Now granted I only saw one episode of "That's my Bush" but it didn't seem to me as they were being pro-GOP or anything. They made fun of everybody, which is what I like about Matt and Trey. Mike is right though -- if a show/movie doesn't have the Republican person raping nuns or lynching blacks, it's a pro-Republican propaganda piece. Although the funniest thing about the whole "That's my Bush" story is the fact they advertised on the back cover of National Review...

Dump them in the woods and let the animals eat them. Or something. Oh hell no. My yard has already been attacked by some animal -- my future father in-law says it was wild turkeys, but I'm leaning more toward deer due to the tracks left behind. And besides, when the clippings get dumped into the landfill, it'll help grow trees and shit. You should be all about that, Eric...

He was one of my favorite players when he was alive, but his choices brought about his downfall. Hope your glory days were worth passing away early, Ken...

Insta results... Cleveland (SFA Jack 3-2) d. Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 3-2) 7-7+TB (14-23=9/24-34=10) CLE: CLE/DET/NE/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/SD/AZ/CAR/SEA/WAS/TEN/14 (pm) PIT: PIT/DET/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/WAS/GB/24 DIFF: CLE/PIT, NE/MIA, HOU/MIN, SD/JAX, SEA/STL, TEN/GB, 14/24 Detroit (Bravesfan 2-2) d. Atlanta (Lightning Flik 3-2) 9-6 DET: PIT/DET/NE/HOU/NYG/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/SF/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/17 ATL: CLE/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/OAK/NO/NYJ/SD/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/27 (pm) DIFF: PIT/CLE, HOU/MIN, NYG/DAL, IND/OAK, BUF/NYJ, JAX/SD, SF/AZ New England (nl5xsk1 1-3) d. Miami (Spaceman Spiff 1-4) 8-6 MIA: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/17 NE: PIT/DET/MIA/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/BAL/GB/47 DIFF: ATL/DET, DAL/NYG, SF/AZ, DEN/CAR, SEA/STL, TEN/GB 17/47 Minnesota (La Parka Marka 3-1) d. Houston (Bored 3-2) 8-5 MIN: CLE/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/28 HOU: CLE/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/TB/NYJ/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/WAS/GB/21 DIFF: NO/TB, BUF/NYJ, CAR/DEN, BAL/WAS, TEN/GB N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-1) d. Dallas (BX 2-2) 6-6+TB (20-26=6/24-10=14) NYG: PIT/DET/MIA/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/20 DAL: CLE/ATL/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/WAS/TEN/24 DIFF: PIT/CLE, DET/ATL, MIA/NE, HOU/MIN, DEN/CAR, BAL/WAS, 20/24 Oakland (The Bitch 2-3) d. Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 2-3) 7-4 OAK: PIT/DET/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/31 IND: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/WAS/GB/31 DIFF: DET/ATL, MIA/NE, NYG/DAL, OAK/IND, CAR/DEN, BAL/WAS, TEN/GB New Orleans (A Mike SC 2-3) d. Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-4) 6-5 TB: CLE/ATL/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/TB/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/WAS/GB/18 NO: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/AZ/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/24 DIFF: CLE/PIT, DAL/NYG, TB/NO, BUF/NYJ, CAR/DEN, WAS/BAL, GB/TEN N.Y. Jets (Gert T 1-3) d. Buffalo (Bob Barron 3-1) 9-6 BUF: PIT/ATL/NE/HOU/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/WAS/TEN/13 NYJ: PIT/DET/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/SD/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/20 (pm) DIFF: ATL/DET, HOU/MIN, NYG/DAL, JAX/SD, SF/AZ, DEN/CAR, WAS/BAL San Diego (Slasher Flik 4-1) d. Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-3) 8-5 JAX: CLE/ATL/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/TB/NYJ/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/WAS/GB/24 (ep) SD: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/NO/BUF/SD/SF/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/27 (pm) DIFF: CLE/PIT, TB/NO, NYJ/BUF, JAX/SD, AZ/SF, STL/SEA, WAS/BAL Arizona (Vern Gagne 4-1) d. San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 2-3) 7-6 AZ: PIT/DET/NE/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/BUF/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/26 (pm) SF: PIT/ATL/NE/HOU/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/23 DIFF: DET/ATL, BUF/NYJ, GB/TEN Carolina (Fazzle 1-3) d. Denver (Canadian Chris 3-2) 7-6 CAR: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/17 (ep) DEN: PIT/ATL/MIA/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/23 (pm) DIFF: NE/MIA, NYG/DAL, 17/23 St. Louis (Cerebus 316 3-2) d. Seattle (Mr. Rant 2-2) 7-6 STL: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/DAL/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/TEN/7 SEA: CLE/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/DEN/SEA/BAL/GB/21 DIFF: PIT/CLE, DAL/NYG, TEN/GB Baltimore (Dr. Tom 2-3) d. Washington (Human Fly 0-5) 9-8 BAL: CLE/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/TB/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/STL/BAL/GB/20 (TSM column) WAS: PIT/ATL/NE/MIN/NYG/IND/NO/NYJ/JAX/SF/CAR/SEA/BAL/GB/15 DIFF: CLE/PIT, TB/NO, BUF/NYJ, AZ/SF, STL/SEA Green Bay (Vitamin X 4-1) d. Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-3) 6-6 + TB (24-27=3/10-47=37) TEN: CLE/DET/MIA/MIN/DAL/OAK/NO/BUF/JAX/AZ/CAR/SEA/BAL/TEN/10 GB: CLE/DET/MIA/MIN/NYG/OAK/NO/BUF/SD/AZ/DEN/STL/WAS/GB/24 (pm) DIFF: DAL/NYG, JAX/SD, CAR/DEN, SEA/STL, BAL/WAS, TEN/GB, 10/24 Open date: Chicago (Agent of Oblivion), Cincinnati (Swift Terror), Kansas City (No Good Nick), Philadelphia (MD 2020)

And Barbra Striesand. Anyone wish to continue this list?...

I think he reached his peak when sticking up for Emily Manning on Draft Day -- defending Williams is just status quo...

Yeah, I tried letting the hippie grass go back into Mother Earth's precious soil and that was some advice I should not have accepted because the yard now looks like shit. And I'm not having a stinky-ass compost pile like my neighbor has. Buy your own house first, complete with lawn, then you can have all solar-powered lawnmowers you want...

No more wrestling comparisons, please. Have we learned nothing from "Vince McMahon is kinda like Hitler"?...

Oh, I guess I might as well respond to jesse's topic, since he is a liberal that brings the content, imo. In the Pittsburgh area, the Infinity network forced all their news/talk stations to run these fucking retarded Bill Clinton excerpts from his book, and made them all air a special that featured a powder-puff interview with Bill and hand-selected callers. I don't have a link to this, but seeing how I heard about this for weeks at KDKA, which is an Infinity-owned station, I think we can abide by the honor code here...

I don't think he works -- damn that George W. Bush economy...

Says the person only 300 posts behind me...