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Oh, I think he would pretty much be the same if he were born on American soil...

Slayer, you're kidding me. You wouldn't want to hear from INXS via chatroom? Insanity in real-time -- you can't beat that...

Oh, and Tyler, if your grandmother pulls this shit, I'll retract my sympathies. Source...

I'd like to pay my respects, but I think Rodney would view it as an insult. One of my all-time WTF moments came during an XFL game where Vince McMahon was promising some halftime show that would surely spike the ratings (it involved something about going into the cheerleaders' locker room). What happened next was such a clusterfuck, and it involved Rodney walking around wrapped in a towel doing his schtick. Later dawg. EDIT: A lifetime of work to choose from and I remember THIS?!...

Umm, perhaps because he was getting his rocks off zapping Luke? *shrug...*

You know what's funny? This: You'll be on the run for about 10 seconds before you lose your breath you fat sack of shit. Unless you're chasing the Good Humor Truck...

But they're not in Mikey Moore's book, so this must be a fake. Didn't you post some letters from troops before -- I seem to remember posting one in that thread, too...

Somebody doesn't frequent the Music folder...

I wonder how many of these deaths are due to instances like BDC said above me and how many are due to actual enemy fire/bombs/etc? EDIT: Not to say those who die in "accidents" are less important than those that don't, it's just amazing to learn of how dangerous "training" and "non-combat measures" can be...

Giving beer to under-age kiddies would have landed him in hot water. And the last thing the any region needs is the tidal wave a Mikey Moore cannonball would cause...

If the employee is good enough at his job, I could understand $7.10/hour (Hell, when I did my fast-food tour of duty I oftentimes worked the jobs of two, sometimes three, people, but got jack shit for it), but many workers of fast-food joints and other places where low-paying jobs exist don't deserve the federal minimum wage, let alone $7...

The Emporer's bolts messed him up pretty bad...

Hell yeah. I shudder to think how many food stamps it would take to feed him for one day...

Your profile says you live in Texas -- no way Kerry would advertise there...

With all that metal on him? I wouldn't want to be associated with lightning either...

Minimum wage in CT is $7.10?! No wonder everything is so damn expensive over there...

Sorry about your grandfather, Tyler. But if he's a Democrat, Moveon.org will still get his vote on record in this upcoming election. NoCal's first post is pretty much what I would say. Depending on my age or condition I would either go out in a blaze of glory or play video games/watch movies all day...

Speaking of Pac-Man, wasn't one ghost in a later game called "Sue"?...

Fuck, he has moveon.org in his sig. He better not make his way to CE. Oh, he has a "banned" tittle -- nevermind...

I appreciate the shout-out, but that sounds more like something Rant would say. Sure, he should be released. Him and Hinckley can go for walks in the park or something. I'm sure he said he's sorry by now...

But would those DVDs be in Blockbuster's "system" spman? I have no idea what you people are talking about because I don't rent movies, but I figured I'd try to help out...

Funny. And this oral scene can't be worse than those in other R-rated movies. I'm sure Downhome can name a few. The first thing I thought of was that dildo impaling in Scary Movie...

Bush has had some chucklers -- recently there's been that "wind surfing" ad. Soros' groups have had some pretty funny ads, but for all the wrong reasons. To expand this thread's topic a bit: Now I know most of you are pansy-ass pussy "independents," but I'm just wondering for the few of us with a nutsack who has a sign in front of their house or a sticker on their car, have there been any, well, incidents? Example, even though I'm surrounded by f'n Kerry signs by my neighbors, nobody has vandalized my Bush sign planted on my front yard. Perhaps that's because my outside light comes on whenever someone walks by my house. In addition, there have been two cases where motorists have honked their horn and given "thumbs up" or something similar after seeing my Bush/Cheney bumper sticker. In addition, I have also noticed that there have been several times when I park somewhere (grocery store/fast-food joint) that when I get back there are cars/trucks with Bush stickers parked next to me -- we Republicans gotta stick together in Southwest PA. And Bob Barron, I gave my other Bush sticker away, so you're S.O.L. -- should have given me your address...

Damnit, INXS, I was going to say something funny about this, but you already beat me to it and there's no way I can one-up what you said. Damn you to hell...