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AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 3-0 <PF: 21, PA: 20, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-0> Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 1-3 <PF: 32, PA: 33, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, Div: 1-0> New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 0-3 <PF: 19, PA: 23, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-1, Div: 1-0> New York Jets (Gert T) 0-3 <PF: 16, PA: 25, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 0-0, Div: 0-1> AFC NORTH Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 3-1 <PF: 30, PA: 28, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 3-1 <PF: 32, PA: 34, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 2-2 <PF: 30, PA: 34, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-0> Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 1-3 <PF: 32, PA: 33, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-2> AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) 3-1 <PF: 32, PA: 31, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0> Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 27, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1> Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-2 <PF: 30, PA: 28, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-2 <PF: 28, PA: 27, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1> AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 3-1 <PF: 29, PA: 31, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-0> San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 3-1 <PF: 32, PA: 24, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-1> Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 2-2 <PF: 32, PA: 27, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-1> Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 1-3 <PF: 33, PA: 33, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0> NFC EAST New York Giants (Cartman) 3-1 <PF: 29, PA: 30, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-0> Dallas Cowboys (BX) 2-1 <PF: 25, PA: 22, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0> Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-1> Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 0-4 <PF: 23, PA: 31, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-2> NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 3-1 <PF: 35, PA: 24, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-1> Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 2-1 <PF: 28, PA: 20, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0> Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 2-2 <PF: 29, PA: 36, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2> Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 1-2 <PF: 22, PA: 22, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0> NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 3-1 <PF: 30, PA: 27, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-0> Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 1-3 <PF: 32, PA: 33, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0> New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 1-3 <PF: 28, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 0-0> Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 0-3 <PF: 14, PA: 23, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-1> NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 3-1 <PF: 29, PA: 29, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-0> Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 2-1 <PF: 23, PA: 22, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-1> St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 2-2 <PF: 25, PA: 22, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1> San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 2-2 <PF: 26, PA: 29, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-2>

I'm curious to see how McKenzie's hammie feels now...

I doube it. All those droids look alike after a while...

Yeah, because domestic abuse is a riot. Uh-oh, my pseudo-I-beat-my-better-half-jokes can be used against me. Umm, I advocated stop beating my girlfriend before I didn't advocate it...

I think Boba Fett will off Windu. When did Darth Vader come into contact with R2D2 and C3PO? The only time that comes off the top of my head is when Han gets frozen and when he's tailing Luke when he blows up the Death Star...

Background info...

Quit questioning his patriotism...

I meant that in the preview they showed in the DVD for the video game they didn't show Jar-Jar getting vaporized, or at least I didn't see it. And I don't care about killing Gungans -- heck, some of my best friends are Gungans. It's just those Gungans that I want wiped out, you know the one that are a discredit to their race. Jeez, no wonder I hate you...

And the point of bumping this was?...

I laughed when I saw the preview for the Battlefront video game and they showed you shooting an Ewok -- if only they did the same for Jar-Jar...

Goddamn, I wish Matt and Trey would run for office. Yeah, it's called a Libertarian, at least imo. Now that's funny. Another odd thing is that Normal Lear helped them out with an episode (I think it was the Iraq one with Cartman going back to 1776) and Matt and Trey make fun of Sally Struthers and Rob Reiner big time...

Yeah, I'm sure the droids will get their memories erased, but it hasn't happened yet, so I can still laugh at that C3PO quote. And BorneAgain, I had the same question in your spoiler text...

I don't really pay much attention to baseball stats, but I looked at various league leaders in my Sunday newspaper yesterday and didn't recognize half the names. And it's odd that the Sosas and Bonds of the world weren't cranking 80 home runs this year, although it was funny to see how few hits Bonds got this year due to being walked...

I'm surprised that four playoff teams of a year ago -- Dr. Tom, Gert, Fazzle and Human Fly -- are a combined 1-13...

TTK, I only use that reference when I talk about that organization directly, or make a direct reference toward them. The last thing I want to do is over-use that phrase...

Well if it's Gallup, I guess that means in reality Kerry is UP by 8 points. -=kkk, who remembers back in '96 Gallup polls being described as "liberal" and Zogby polls as "fair/conservative..."

I'd say CE is the HD of the Pop Culture folders, but HD is still a notch or two above in the TSM Totem Pole... Quit playing along. What I said was meant to hurt you and make you sad. I'm crying on the inside if that makes you feel better. I like to start at the bottom and stay there...

Right! When I want unbiased reporting of the issues I go to this folder! If you come here to get information on current issues, you need a severe beating...

Just a note -- Week 6 will have a different deadline. I'll be out of state until probably Saturday night, so the deadline will probably be midnight Saturday (13 hours from kickoff) or whenever I get home. Results... Cincinnati (Swift Terror 3-1) d Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland) 8-6 CIN: CIN/JAX/NE/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/23 (pm) PIT: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/MIA/TEN/STL/BAL/24 DIFF: CIN/PIT, NYG/GB, ATL/CAR, AZ/NO, NYJ/MIA Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 2-2) d. Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-2) 8-5 IND: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/ /STL/KC/24 JAX: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/MIA/TEN/STL/BAL/24 (pm) DIFF: CIN/PIT, IND/JAX, ATL/CAR, NYJ/MIA, KC/BAL, 24/24 Buffalo (Bob Barron 3-0) d. New England (nl5xsk1 0-3) 5-5 + TB; Bob 13-17=4, nl5x 20-31=11 NE: CIN/JAX/BUF/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/20 BUF: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/HOU/CHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/13 DIFF: CIN/PIT, BUF/NE, NYG/GB, PHI/CHI, 20/13 Green Bay (Vitamin X 3-1) d. N.Y. Giants (Cartman 3-1) 9-5 NYG: CIN/JAX/BUF/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/20 GB: PIT/JAX/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/13 (ep) DIFF: CIN/PIT, BUF/NE, HOU/OAK, WAS/CLE, CAR/ATL, TEN/SD, 20/13 Houston (Bored 3-1) d. Oakland (The Bitch 1-3) 9-8 OAK: PIT/IND/BUF/NYG/OAK/PHI/WAS/ATL/AZ/TB/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/27 HOU: CIN/IND/BUF/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/CAR/AZ/TB/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/20 DIFF: PIT/CIN, NYG/GB, OAK/HOU, WAS/CLE, ATL/CAR, SF/STL, BAL/KC Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 2-2) d. Philadelphia (MD 2020 2-2) 8-6 PHI: PIT/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/24 CHI: PIT/IND/NE/GB/HOU/CHI/CLE/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/20 DIFF: OAK/HOU, PHI/CHI, WAS/CLE, NO/AZ, 24/20 Cleveland (SFA Jack 2-2) d. Washington (Human Fly 0-4) 6-5 WAS: CIN/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/24 CLE: CIN/IND/BUF/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/MIA/SD/STL/BAL/21 (pm) DIFF: NE/BUF, OAK/HOU, WAS/CLE, NYJ/MIA, TEN/SD Atlanta (Lightning Flik 3-1) d. Carolina (Fazzle 0-3) 8-7 ATL: PIT/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/28 (pm) CAR: PIT/IND/BUF/NYG/OAK/CHI/WAS/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/18 DIFF: NE/BUF, GB/NYG, PHI/CHI, SD/TEN, BAL/KC Arizona (Vern Gagne 3-1) d. New Orleans (A Mike SC 1-3) 9-7 NO: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/TB/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/27 AZ: CIN/IND/NE/NYG/HOU/PHI/WAS/ATL/AZ/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/19 (pm) DIFF: GB/NYG, CAR/ATL, NO/AZ, TB/DEN, SD/TEN Denver (Canadian Chris 3-1) d. Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-3) 9-8 DEN: PIT/IND/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/MIA/SD/STL/BAL/20 (pm) TB: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/13 DIFF: PIT/CIN, NYG/GB, OAK/HOU, ATL/CAR, MIA/NYJ, SD/TEN, BAL/KC Miami (Spaceman Spiff 1-3) d. N.Y. Jets (Gert T 0-3) 8-6 NYJ: PIT/IND/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/20 (pm) MIA: PIT/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/TB/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/16 DIFF: OAK/HOU, DEN/TB, 20/16 San Diego (Slasher Flick 3-1) d. Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-2) 7-6 TEN: CIN/JAX/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/28 SD: PIT/JAX/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/MIA/TEN/STL/BAL/17 (pm) DIFF: CIN/PIT, GB/NYG, CAR/ATL, NYJ/MIA, KC/BAL St. Louis (Cerebus 316 2-2) d. San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 2-2) 8-3 STL: CIN/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/BAL/14 SF: PIT/JAX/NE/GB/OAK/CHI/WAS/CAR/NO/TB/NYJ/TEN/SF/BAL/28 (ep) DIFF: CIN/PIT, IND/JAX, HOU/OAK, PHI/CHI, CLE/WAS, ATL/CAR, DEN/TB, STL/SF, 14/28 Kansas City (No Good Nick 2-2) d. Baltimore (Dr. Tom 1-3) 10-7 KC: PIT/IND/NE/GB/HOU/PHI/CLE/ATL/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/24 (pm) BAL: CIN/IND/NE/NYG/OAK/PHI/WAS/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/SD/STL/BAL/467(TSM column -- I adjusted winners to match point spreads) DIFF: PIT/CIN, GB/NYG, HOU/OAK, CLE/WAS, ATL/CAR, TEN/SD, KC/BAL Open date: Dallas (BX), Detroit (Bravesfan), Minnesota (La Parka Marka), Seattle (Mr. Rant)

I'd say CE is the HD of the Pop Culture folders, but HD is still a notch or two above in the TSM Totem Pole...

No thanks. But you can plug up Slayer's BUTT for a second time instead...

Who do the Camerons think they are -- the Rathers?...

Well, now you have the thread for it...

Is this a new book you're bitching about? (I know he's published two, is this a third?)...

Fuck you -- did you expect me to spend more than 4 minutes on it?...