kkktookmybabyaway

OK, pseudo-bump, but I have a legit question: If you were Carlos, what would you do? Say you were financially set for life due to playing baseball and you loved the city you played for -- would you move to another team for more money? I wish I could be in a situation like that, and I would like to say that I would stay, unless perhaps if I were playing my final year before retirement and getting traded to a contender in late summer...

Thank you. Fuck the world, or at least those that don't agree with us...

You know, that is probably one of the brighter things you've said at this place. Here's a cookie. I never understood this logic -- so Mike should just be silent? Not allowing dissenting voices to be heard, just who do you think you are -- John Kerry?...

What's with all this hippie whining about the Expos moving? If some of you would have bothered going to the games, then maybe they would still be in that crappy stadium. And that's just what the D.C. area needs -- a taxpayer-funded baseball stadium. It's done WONDERS for Pittsburgh. Goodbye Expos, now go out there and make a buttload of money on some city dumb enough to take you in...

Teams with a "bye" week don't submit picks, so take the week off and rest that sprained knee. And is Scroby a name change for somoene with a team?...

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's not just Mike that disagrees with you. And like I've said before, I love it when you talk -- you brighten my day...

It's from all that brainpower of yours...

hunger4unger IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!! Nah, I've always been kkktookmybabyaway -- I've already established my brand name, why switch?...

On the bright side, at least he has enough scratch to live off on...

Out of curiousity, how was this hippie "world poll" conducted? What was the sampling? I don't care enough to look this up on my own, but I am curious...

I call dibs on the Stalin quote where he says it doesn't matter who votes, it's who counts the votes, or something like that...

Again, INXS, we like you better when you don't say anything. Oh come on -- how could you not laugh at that post? Especially the "Mikey's weight never killed anyone" line? I'm just pissed that I didn't see it earlier so I could post the proper retort...

Then don't read the fucking polls -- Jesus Christ on a cracker. The only poll that matters is the one in November...

Calling all mods, I think we have a death threat in Aisle 3. And please post more than you just did if you're going to quote that much text -- the buildup took the wind out of your sails...

Now what about all the other times Uncle Ted has put his foot in his mouth? The one thing that surprised me the most about this thread is that Pakistan has a press. So now that both sides "do it" can we please cease with the whining regarding this subject?...

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Well I just had a Primanti Brother sandwich and now I feel sick. That's all. And I love it when bitches say how hungry they are then eating a french fry and celery stalk...

NJ blows donkey cock on a number of things. I'll applaud the effort, but you need more training my young Jedi apprentice. I tap dat azz when I go for the bottom of my Slushie cup myself. And when it comes to higher education, you should expect a tuition hike every semester -- educating the youth isn't easy you know...

Wha-? Alan's BLACK?...

I didn't know Mikey was selling his liposuctioned fat -- and they're in pretty colors, too...

I find it odd that the kkk Bowl I champ and runner-up are still winless. And even though he's a commie, Tyler deserves props for winning three straight games with his TB...

Nah, I liked the barrage of them. Keep up the good work...

Mikey doesn't grasp at straws, unless he can't draw out that last part of a Slushie that sticks to the bottom "corner" of a cup. And I thought ol' Tons of Fun was an Indy? You know, Bush has all these "secret" plans he's going to impose after the election -- is four years enough time to do all this? Also, does fatty know that people who want to bring back the draft are liberal Democrats?...

Christ, I'm still laughing at Abdul's first post -- saying something like that then expecting everyone to stay on-line with the thread's topic. And I just had this little kid ask me if it's ok to strap TNT to their dolly, walk into a public cafe and ignite the fuse...

No, that just makes me wish the U.S. Navy would conduct bombing tests around the more populated areas of your pseudo-state. (EDIT: Assuming you're from that place) And half my senior class blew themselves up on public buses during the past year, does that make ME a terrorist?...