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Bingo. I haven't watched the Daily Show in a long time, but that's mostly because I find the new reporters unfunny, and the last few times I tuned in I wasn't amused -- It wasn't an OMG BIASED LIBERAL MEDIA feeling I had, it was more of a straight-faced unfunny feeling I get, especially when I have SNL on. Don't even start whining, Bob...

Christ, I'm not reading 550+ posts on a topic I don't care about -- someone care to bring me up-to-date?...

Well, I guess someone like him would think Bill is "one of the most conservative men on what is arguably the most conservative news network in America." Yeah, Bill is more conservative than Ollie North Sean Hannity Cal Thomas Jim Pinkerton Neal Cavuto John Gibson John Kasich Newt Gingrich Charles Krauthamer Fred Barnes Michael Barone Brit Hume Tony Snow Hey, that specific cable news network has a lot of Republicans on -- I wonder why?...

Nothing will be done regarding this woman, so it's not even worth getting upset over. Really? I would think NBA Live would be the game to be reckoned with...

OMG FLUFF~! I have nothing to say about this story. Sorry...

Traffic must have been a bitch...

Wha-? Isn't this what they wanted in the first place? What voting mechanism ISN'T racist? So that's what happened to Ripper...

He won it in 92 and McCain won it in 96 (cue snuffbox and his "black baby" joke which is, without a doubt, the height of all things comedic). I don't get the black baby line -- do I even want to know?...

But how did each person want to cook the chicken?...

Oh Jesus H. Christ it was probably a joke. This thread pushed me over the edge -- I'm going to now get a "No Spin Zone" doormat for the house. And I'd rather put my faith into someone that has had a lifetime of experience than some college grad...

Too bad I forgot to care. Don't worry Expo fans, you guys can have the Pirates when they move in a few years. Maybe we can even ship you PNC Park, too...

And we say that the owners and players are greedy. Everybody involved in this fiasco deserves what's coming to them...

We are -- what's your point? And I'm sure the vast majority of people in other coutries are just as ignorant. I wish I could say some hippie multi-national line about how we all could put aside our difference and join hands in one great big circle-jerk (except Israel of course, because they're occupiers), but I just don't have it in me...

In addition, didn't Buchanan win N.H. in '92 -- or was it '96? Or was it both?...

You're going to have to kidnap a bunch of them if you want to be a millionaire in U.S. dollars...

Well then fuck them. If you're not going to vote for your guy just because he's behind in the polls, then you don't deserve to the right to vote. That's just as pathetic as those Florida GOP voters in the Panhandle who claimed that since the state was called early for Gore they just drove home...

Don't forget the Jews...

For the same reason ol' Strom was elected 20 times to the Senate...

Fuck the Indians -- they should have wiped our cracker asses out when they had the chance. And what will it take to declare that our country's oppressed groups have achieved full equality?...

I said this before but it bares repeating. Madden '92 was the first time two people could play on the same team, and the manual mentioned this. In Madden '93, the feature was still there, and the manual was a carbon copy of the '92 manual, except for one added paragraph, which said "if one person is unhappy with the playcalling of the other person they should pause the game and talk it over. Disagreements like this should never resort to violence..."

I'd love to play for the Cubs, too. Racist Dusty wouldn't put me out onto the field until October...

Probably not -- he's from across the Pond...

Yeah, because Mike's ignorant...

Both parents lived in the Pittsburgh area. That's all. I have no clue where I came from other than that. My mom was adopted, and while she's tracing her roots I don't give two shits about it. Whenever she lets me know about my "new family" I just skip over reading that. Legend has it that my one great-great-great-grandsomethingorother was found along one of those wagon trails back in the 1800s. But I really don't care about all of that though -- I'm an American...

Fitting, since you're one of the least-liked posters here...