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Damnit, I was going to say "Shut the fuck up Jobber you whining pinko hippie commie bitch," but I can see your point. I agree with what McCain said for the most part, but the rhetoric was a little shrill. It's no worse than when pols use the images of children for their causes...

Re: BX's picture posts: I remember that McDonald's story -- I didn't know the manager offered her free meals. Hahahahahaha. I think 100k is a bit overkill, but that chicken's head is worth more than a few greasy burgers...

James Trificant (sp) ran for Congress while in jail...

Oh hell, if it weren't for stories like this I'd go crazy reading the 10,000 Bush/Kerry sucqz threads. Every now and then you need a granny rapin' story...

Oh, and another thing: We make Mikey Moore fat jokes at any time, which reminds me: I got my I love Halliburton and Mikey Moore is fat Glenn Beck t-shirts yesterday in the mail!!! Oh happy day...

Still funny nevertheless. C-B(s)acon, shame on you...

But the hostage will be saved. So one of the imprisioned Muslims can be freed and blow him up on a crowded bus...

PA is a funky state, too. We have a bunch of Dems but we have 1 1/2 Republican Senators (Santorum and Specter, who I'm counting as 1/2). Also, local elections really don't matter what political party you're affilated with -- I don't care if you're a Dem. or Rep., just fill the damn potholes. EDIT: I know you were speaking nationally, but if you're not going to vote because your pick for prez won't win then you're a loser...

I like liberals. When they're not in power. They make me laugh.l And if you're going to make some unfunny We-all-follow-talk-radio-hosts memos, make the sender Rush...

Maybe she was a GILF...

There are other reasons -- local races, state-wide races, referendums, etc. Back in '96 I knew Dole wasn't going to take PA -- did I cry and whine about it? No. I still voted. Thanks to my votes, an Attorney General and State Treasurer that I voted for ended up winning razor-thin victories (victories that the Associated Press incorrectly reported and had to do a retraction later on in the night). If that's the reason a person doesn't vote -- because one candidate has no shot at winning -- then f' them...

A kid asked if it was OK for a black man on TV to gain weight on-camera... I never saw TJ as a fat black man ever ... ever... (Come on, General, how can you say my idea wouldn't work?) East Coast bias...

F' that. If you want to be a hippy Indy, then you don't get to vote in the Dem. and Rep. primaries. Because they're not a member of that Party. Case closed...

Why did you PM me your picks when you pretty much revealed who you were betting on?...

It does -- some states have hippie open primaries, which is a horrible idea imo. Can't remember which states do this though -- I think Mich. is one...

With their phat paychecks, I'm sure they do coke instead. Than again, crack is cheaper...

Perhaps that was Plan B -- either that or the aliens...

What about trades?...

Yeah, we CE regulars demand top-choice prime-cut posts...

Hence, my "EDIT." I admit my mistakes, as few and far between as they may be...

How about waiting a little bit longer before making such bold predictions? Christ, I've heard so many "Kerry gonna win/Bush is gonna win" predictions my head is about to explode...

Week 3 matchups -- if your team has an open date (Bob, Fazzle, Nl5xsk1, Gert) you don't need to submit picks... Arizona at Atlanta (9.5), 3-6 Baltimore (2.5) at Cincinnati, 23-9 Chicago at Minnesota (8.5), 22-27 Cleveland at N.Y. Giants (3.5), 10-27 Houston at Kansas City (9.5), 24-21 Jacksonville at Tennessee (5.5), 15-12 New Orleans at St. Louis (6.5), 28-25 Philadelphia (5.5) at Detroit, 30-13 Pittsburgh at Miami (1.5), 13-3 San Diego at Denver (10.5), 13-23 Green Bay at Indianapolis (5.5), 31-45 San Francisco at Seattle (10.5), 0-34 Tampa Bay at Oakland (2.5), 20-30 Dallas at Washington (3.5) Open date: Buffalo, Carolina, New England, N.Y. Jets Arizona (Vern Gagne 2-0) at Atlanta (Lightning Flik 1-1) AZ: ATL/BAL/MIN/NYG/KC/TEN/STL/DET/MIA/DEN/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/16 ATL: AZ/CIN/MIN/CLE/HOU/JAX/NO/DET/PIT/SD/GB/SF/OAK/DAL/27 DIFF: ATL/AZ, BAL/CIN, NYG/CLE, KC/HOU, TEN/JAX, STL/NO, MIA/PIT, DEN/SD, IND/GB, SEA/SF, WAS/DAL Baltimore (Dr. Tom 0-2) at Cincinnati (Swift Terror 2-0) BAL: ATL/BAL/CHI/NYG/HOU/TEN/NO/PHI/MIA/SD/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/23 CIN: ATL/BAL/MIN/CLE/KC/JAX/NO/PHI/PIT/DEN/GB/SEA/TB/DAL/28 (ep) DIFF: CHI/MIN, NYG/CLE, HOU/KC, TEN/JAX, MIA/PIT, SD/DEN, IND/GB, OAK/TB, WAS/DAL Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 1-1) at Minnesota (La Parka Marka 1-1) CHI: ATL/BAL/CHI/CLE/KC/TEN/STL/PHI/PIT/DEN/IND/SF/OAK/WAS/23 MIN: AZ/BAL/MIN/CLE/HOU/JAX/NO/PHI/PIT/SD/IND/SEA/OAK/DAL/35 DIFF: ATL/AZ, CHI/MIN, KC/HOU, TEN/JAX, STL/NO, DEN/SD, SF/SEA, WAS/DAL, 23/35 Cleveland (SFA Jack 1-1) at N.Y. Giants (Cartman 2-0) CLE: ATL/BAL/MIN/CLE/HOU/TEN/NO/PHI/PIT/SD/IND/SF/OAK/DAL/20 NYG: ATL/BAL/MIN/NYG/HOU/JAX/STL/PHI/PIT/SD/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/20 DIFF: CLE/NYG, TEN/JAX, NO/STL, SF/SEA, DAL/WAS Houston (Bored 1-1) at Kansas City (No Good Nick 1-1) HOU: AZ/CIN/MIN/NYG/KC/TEN/STL/DET/PIT/SD/GB/SEA/TB/DAL/20 KC: ATL/BAL/MIN/NYG/KC/TEN/STL/PHI/MIA/DEN/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/ (ep) DIFF: AZ/ATL, CIN/BAL, DET/MIA, PIT/MIA, SD/DEN, GB/IND, TB/OAK, DAL/WAS, 20/ Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 1-1) at Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-0) JAX: ATL/BAL/MIN/NYG/KC/JAX/STL/PHI/PIT/DEN/IND/SEA/OAK/DAL/20 TEN: AZ/CIN/MIN/NYG/KC/TEN/STL/DET/PIT/SD/GB/SEA/TB/DAL/20 DIFF: ATL/AZ, BAL/CIN, JAX/TEN, PHI/DET, DEN/SD, IND/GB, OAK/TB New Orleans (A Mike SC 0-2) at St. Louis (Cerebus 316 1-1) NO: ATL/BAL/MIN/CLE/HOU/TEN/NO/PHI/MIA/DEN/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/ STL: ATL/CIN/MIN/NYG/KC/TEN/STL/DET/MIA/DEN/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/15 (ep) DIFF: BAL/CIN, CLE/NYG, HOU/KC, NO/STL, PHI/DEN Philadelphia (MD2020 1-1) at Detroit (Bravesfan 1-1) PHI: ATL/BAL/MIN/CLE/KC/TEN/STL/PHI/PIT/SD/IND/ / OAK/DAL/27 DET: ATL/CIN/MIN/NYG/KC/TEN/STL/DET/MIA/DEN/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/20 (ep) DIFF: BAL/CIN, CLE/NYG, PHI/DET, PIT/MIA, SD/DEN, /SEA, DAL/WAS, 27/20 Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 2-0) at Miami (Spaceman Spiff 0-2) PIT: ATL/BAL/CHI/CLE/HOU/TEN/NO/PHI/PIT/SD/IND/SF/OAK/DAL/17 MIA: AZ/BAL/MIN/NYG/HOU/TEN/NO/PHI/MIA/SD/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/17 DIFF: ATL/AZ, CHI/MIN, CLE/NYG, PIT/MIA, SF/SEA, DAL/WAS, 17/17 San Diego (Slasher Flick 2-0) at Denver (Canadian Chris 1-1) GAME OF THE WEEK SD: ATL/CIN/MIN/CLE/KC/TEN/NO/PHI/PIT/DEN/GB/SEA/OAK/DAL/24 DEN: ATL/BAL/MIN/CLE/KC/TEN/NO/PHI/MIA/SD/IND/SF/OAK/WAS/27 DIFF: CIN/BAL, PIT/MIA, DEN/SD, GB/IND, SEA/SF, DAL/WAS, 24/27 Green Bay (Vitiman X 1-1) at Indianapolis (NoCal Mike 1-1) GB: AZ/BAL/CHI/CLE/KC/JAX/NO/DET/PIT/SD/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/17 IND: ATL/BAL/MIN/NYG/KC/TEN/STL/PHI/PIT/DEN/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/27 DIFF: AZ/ATL, CHI/MIN, CLE/NYG, JAX/TEN, NO/STL, DET/PHI, SD/DEN San Francisco (Agent Bond 1-1) at Seattle (Mr. Rant 2-0) SF: ATL/BAL/MIN/NYG/KC/TEN/STL/PHI/MIA/DEN/IND/SEA/OAK/DAL/27 SEA: ATL/BAL/MIN/NYG/KC/TEN/STL/PHI/MIA/DEN/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/24 DIFF: DAL/WAS Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-1) at Oakland (The Bitch 0-2) TB: ATL/BAL/MIN/CLE/KC/TEN/NO/PHI/PIT/SD/IND/SF/OAK/WAS/13 OAK: ATL/CIN/CHI/NYG/HOU/TEN/NO/PHI/PIT/SD/IND/SF/OAK/WAS/17 DIFF: BAL/CIN, MIN/CHI, CHI/NYG, KC/HOU, 13/17 Dallas (BX 1-1) at Washington (Human Fly 0-2) DAL: ATL/BAL/CHI/CLE/KC/TEN/STL/PHI/PIT/SD/IND/SEA/OAK/DAL/18 WAS: ATL/CIN/MIN/NYG/HOU/TEN/STL/PHI/MIA/SD/IND/SEA/OAK/WAS/23 DIFF: BAL/CIN, CHI/MIN, CLE/NYG, KC/HOU, PIT/MIA, DAL/WAS, 18/23 OPEN DATES: Buffalo (Bob Barron 2-0), Carolina (Fazzle 0-2), New England (Nl5xsk1 0-2), N.Y. Jets (Gert T 0-2)

Oh, that's who this guy is -- I knew that name sounded familar. The Cats in the Cradle guy. Lock that hippie up. EDIT: God damnit...

And just how do you know? Did you just have a Quantam Leap or something?...

Considering there were about 50 GOP counties and 14 Dem counties, I would expect the majority of hurricane impact to hit the GOP ones -- and could you not blame Frances for wanting to avoid Palm Beach?...