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Did the Steelers use him as a lineman in Pittsburgh? And when was Huey Richardson drafted?...

I heard the sone on the Tony Bruno show the other day -- he also called Ben Wallace "Spider Web Head" or something like that. I know I got skillz man, I know I got skillz -- knick knack Shaq attack give a dog a bone...

Wow, that's pretty big, although I like Russert, so I just put a "*" next to him on my BIG MEDIA list...

Especially if I eat raw veggies the night before -- I wouldn't even go 5 feet near the bathroom after making my deposit...

But were they on BIG MEDIA?...

Oh well, at least it's another vote...

*looks at Gert's matchup, looks at final score* No, you didn't...

Where do you live?...

Not only that, but also you're an idiot...

Uh, no. The problem is I find the Onion just as funny as I do SNL -- and that ain't good. You want funny -- here's funny. In the Bird Cage remake, I just about died laughing when Gene Hackman make his "That's what Rush Limbaugh said" comment -- I'm not going to explain the set-up, but that made me LOL in 199-whenever-it-was-made...

I wasn't being serious with the spoiler tags. Were the lone gunmen those three dorks? As you can see I could give two craps about this show...

Good for you. Back in the day the professional Pittsburgh Indoor Lacrosse Team used to broadcast games on KBL (now Fox Sports) and I had front-row seats. I saw myself a bunch of times -- good stuff, especially when me and a few other fans started a "lard ass" chant to the Boston goalie and the audio picked it up...

Christ, more health-care talk. On a certain Irish-American cable news analysis show last night, he featured this fucking hippie doctor whose head I just wanted to take a bat to. Was I the only LOL2004 viewer that wanted to do that?...

Now, now, Mike -- are you saying the Boston Globe isn't a respectable member of Big Media? Why it was just yesterday that I saw them photograph of some guy showing Iraqi rape pictures. I'm just so psyched for the three-part Kitty interview on NBC, or that Dan Rather interview with Barnes...

I'm too lazy to look this up -- how much is this going to cost? Plus, I didn't find the "additions" too offensive...

OMG SPOILERS PLZ!!! What invasion?...

Well I won't be watching, and I didn't like the whole "keep playing until you lose/quit." Does anyone know if the ratings for Jeopardy is up due to this guy?...

Not only is it unfunny (imo), but it's not CE. If you want humor, just read INXS -- he's way better than any Onion article...

Just quit your job -- it's not like there are no other fast-food jobs out there. I did three tours of duty in that realm during my high school days...

Hey, if it means less children in this world, then I'm all for it...

I also think a team's history might play a factor in whether or not they "choke." If they fall short constantly, then I'd refer to them as choking...

Well, 9/11 did cause football to be postponed a week -- that's a big enough tragedy for me. (I know I'm going to hell, don't remind me). Add this to my list: Tom Jackson and Chris Berman getting on TV...

OK, the deadline has passed -- anyone that didn't submit TB's or picks at all will resort to your emergency picks...

He won't say he's sorry until all other attempts to get off the hook are exhausted...

So now PA is "leaning Bush" when it was "strong Kerry"? This is why I try not to pay attention to any of this crap...