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You: Chicago Bob: Buffalo, Detroit, Denver

Deadine has come and gone. Buffalo, Chicago and Seattle will be using EPs. EDIT: Results are prior to the Sunday Night Game.

11:30 p.m. • After a bye in which I rested my tweaked hamstring, it’s onto this week's pickkks. Arizona @ Washington (8.5) Now Warner is hurt. Ouch. There are some franchises that seem to get all the bad breaks, and Arizona seems like one for me. However, they are also one of the worst franchises in any league, so oh well. Atlanta @ New Orleans (8.5) OK, the Saints had a great game last week. Will the turnaround begin here? I don’t know, but I’ll take my chances. (3.5) Baltimore @ Buffalo The Bills HAVE to win some time. Bah, the Ravens will win by 30. Minnesota @ Dallas (9.5) Well, the Vikings aren’t the Patriots. I’ll give the Cowboys a pass and hope they keep on beating teams they’re supposed to beat buy bunches of points. (17.5) New England @ Miami I’ve gone with the Pats this year, but oh what the hell. The Dolpins will lose by just TWO TOUCHDOWNS. San Francisco @ N.Y. Giants (9.5) The Giants will win, but hopefully the 49ers will try to make this a contest. Tampa Bay @ Detroit (2.5) Buccaneers have been doing better than I thought. The Lions are the Lions. (1.5) Tennessee @ Houston Hmmm, I don’t know if Vince Young will be playing this week. I wish I would pay more attention to what goes on during the week. I’m sure this won’t be decided by 1 point, so I’ll treat this as a straight up/down contest, and I’ll go with the Titans. Kansas City @ Oakland (2.5) Raiders have already won their quota of games for the year. I’ll hope Larry Johnson decides to show up. N.Y. Jets @ Cincinnati (6.5) Both teams don’t do anything for me, but I expected the Bengals to be better. For that reason, I’ll go with the Jets. Chicago @ Philadelphia (5.5) I have no clue how the Eagles offense will do against a Bears defense that was supposed to be good. I also have no clue if Westbrook is gong to play. I have no clue. St. Louis @ Seattle (9.5) The Seahawks will make the playoffs because they get to play games like this. Then again, this will probably be the week the Rams decide to be competitive. (3.5) Pittsburgh @ Denver I’m not sure if the Steelers will repeat their success in Denver, but I’ll go with this spread. Steelers will score 27. (3.5) Indianapolis @ Jacksonville Indy will probably win, but the Jags always play them tough. I think.

I haven't been paying attention to the season and don't care to figure out this hippie bowl thing -- am I playing for pride yet?

Will she be ragging it within the next week? Also, Mrs. kkk NEVER bothers to check our fruit cellar, which is where we stock up on our non-frozen food. She bitches that there's never anything to eat, then when I tell her about a product that she likes which we have a supply of she goes "Where is it?!" My usual reply is "The fruit cellar -- you ought to go down there some time; there's all kinds of neat stuff down there."

7:45 a.m. • I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. I really don’t have a “favorite” baseball team. However, when playoff time comes I usually just pick a team or two and pull for them. If they win, yay. If they lose, whatever. It’s not up there at the level of bandwagon-jumping but rather it’s more like taking part in a “pick ‘em” contest just for the sake of watching a game and having some kind of vested interest in it. I’ve been doing this for several years now and thought I’d look back and see how my picks fared. I pulled for the Padres in 1998 and they lost. I pulled for the Yankees in 1999 and 2000 and they won each time. I don’t necessarily pull for the Yankees because they’re the Yankees. In fact, I oftentimes can’t stand the saturated coverage of this team. However, I side with the pinstripes more times than naught because so many other people hate them. There are other teams with this polarizing attraction – Notre Dame, Dallas Cowboys, L.A. Lakers – and generally I’m in the “against” them camp (although I don’t mind the present-day Cowboys). However, the Yankees, for now, are an exception to this rule. Where was I? Oh, yeah. 2001. I wanted Schilling to win it with the Diamondbacks in '01, and they did. In '02, I pulled for the Angles and they won, although the real reason was because I didn’t want Bonds winning a title, and I don’t like Racist Dusty. I sided with the Marlins when they beat the Cubs, then Yanks (although I was indifferent as to who won the Series – once again, I didn't want Racist Dusty anywhere near a World Series) I sided with the Yankees when they lost to the Red Sox after being up 3-0 in '04. I was indifferent in '05, although if forced to make a choice, I would have hoped for the Astros to win. Pulled for the Cardinals last year because of all the OMG THEY JUST CRACK .500 AND DIDN'T BELONG talk. So let's see: 1998: No 1999: Yes 2000: Yes 2001: Yes 2002: Yes 2003: Yes 2004: No 2005: No 2006: Yes This year, I decided early in the first round that the Indians would be this year's team. Could I be due for another loss?

10:30 p.m. • More wedded bliss. From a conversation with the better half today (she took the day off work). You can figure out who is who. “How was work?” “It was work. How was your day.” ”Oh I had an emotional breakdown while eating my Boo Berry.” “Uh-huh. An emotional breakdown over what?” ”I don’t know.” “OK then.” Oddly enough, her monthly visitor is due next week. Christ almighty I couldn’t imagine being a chick. The last time I had an emotional breakdown Barry Bonds was unable to throw out Sid Bream at the plate. • Speaking of work, it turns out we’re hiring some chick who fits the perfect description of being an officer employee at my place. Low self-esteem, no prospects, willing to get the life sucked out of her little by little day by day. Actually, she didn’t get hired for the job we were advertising for. That job is going to go to another co-worker who is pretty much doing the job of three people (at least). Long story short, there are three of us who do our job while everyone else slacks off or are completely fucking clueless and criminal. I’m one of the three. My co-worker who is in the office next to me is the second. The person getting shifted over to a new position is the third. Turns out this newly hired person may be getting more than the $8/hour originally planned because management is telling the current employee getting shifted over that she’ll be getting a SUBSTANTIAL RAISE when reviews are done. There’s one little catch: WE DON’T HAVE REVIEWS! We get some gay-ass “cost of living” thing at the start of each year. There is no “review.” You know, sometimes you can evaluate yourself by the company you keep. However, I like to also think you can do the same thing by looking at who views you as an enemy/threat. Another work story, sort of. My co-worker and I were talking this morning, and the subject of my animal-loving wackiness was brought up. He called me an animal-rights wacko because I was going off on some children < pets rant. I disagreed with his assessment, primarily because an animal-rights wacko thinks animals are on the same level as people. I disagree. My cats aren’t as “equal” as me. In fact, they are vastly inferior, which is why they need my protection. However, I will say that they provide more to society than many people, particularly my crack-whore sister-in-law and the out-of-control niece. For example, my three kids 1) Provide companionship. 2) Squash bugs. 3) Let us know someone is at the door because they run away and hide. 4) Serve as an alarm clock because if they don’t get fed by 5:30-6 a.m. they wake us up, or at least they wake up Mrs. kkk. This has actually kept us from being late for work a number of times. I just named four things Dessa, JJ and Max do to earn their keep. I can’t think of one thing my two relatives mentioned above have done for the greater good. Let’s see, they: 1) Don’t work. 2) Collect welfare. 3) Use emergency services for drug overdoses that are nothing more than attempts to get attention. 4) Get free government health care for conditions caused by drug and alcohol abuse. And if a dog/cat gets put in a shelter they only have a week to be adopted before getting the needle, but yet we have an “affordable housing crisis” for our underclass. Put the pets in the shelters and gas those living off the public dole. 8:45 p.m. • Damn you Bush economy. And here I thought living paycheck to paycheck was supposed to be fun. Wait, what-? So people living paycheck to paycheck can’t afford the super market food and buy from CONVENIENCE STORES? Speak for yourself. This week’s grocery bill went from $80 down to $50 thanks to my Jew eye. Actually, I did a little number-crunching regarding last month’s household budget. There were several expenses that were non-regular or unexpected [$400 car insurance premium, JJ’s $100 trip to the vet for his acne(!), local taxes ($100), job interview and other clothes ($300), family cookout ($100), etc.] and with this $1,000 in unexpected expenses, we still managed to be $200 in the black for the month. I went and calculated all the money we saved on food and clothes thanks to coupons and sales, and that total came to just under $600. And we didn’t buy milk or eggs at the Quickie Mart.

I do all the heavy lifting so you don't have to. The school I attended during my grade-school years also won some volleyball tournament in which, during a close contest, I made the last five winning serves. And this may not be an "achievement," but I treat it as one: At a local pool hall my friends and I sometimes went to, I would constantly start out a game of eight-ball by hitting said billiard in a pocket right away, thus ruining many a 75-cents-per game affair.

I don't listen to Rush as much as I once did, but I caught some of his first hour and all of the third. Hilarious.

My seventh-grade gym class volleyball team won the school-wide tournament. Won a championship in my duckpin league as a kid for bowling way over my average in the title contest. Inside the park home run while on a grade-school team. In-between seventh and eighth grade: My club soccer team took part in a tournament that had three preliminary games and a title game that went to four overtimes and ended in a scoreless tie, all while not allowing a goal in any of these contests. I was the right defenseman. During an after-school basketball recreation game with a bunch of jocks, I made a game-winning bucket with my back to the hoop from the free throw line. I also had a cornhole achievement, but I think this story is more appropriate for the LSD folder.

I'm pretty sure someone once did when his team was playing the Ravens.

9:30 p.m. • This was a rather long article, but I can sum it up with two lines. 9:15 p.m. • So I heard this today and got the thinking... ...I wonder how many Democrat men wouldn't vote for a woman president of their political party? Or, better yet, a candidate of color? 7:30 p.m. • Can somebody please tell me the status of Joe Torre and the Yankees? Will he be back? Have the Yankees offered him a contract? I've been watching ESPN all afternoon and they haven't said a peep. What’s the point of having cable when they don’t give you any updates on important stuff like this? 5 p.m. • LOL. I'm a little bummed Max Baucus signed it because to me he has seemed to be a Democrat with some common sense. And it's nice to see Junior's sig on there, too. I'm surprised Crazy Arlen didn't take part.

Arizona @ Washington (8.5) Atlanta @ New Orleans (8.5) (3.5) Baltimore @ Buffalo Minnesota @ Dallas (9.5) (17.5) New England @ Miami San Francisco @ N.Y. Giants (9.5) Tampa Bay @ Detroit (2.5) (1.5) Tennessee @ Houston Kansas City @ Oakland (2.5) N.Y.l Jets @ Cincinnati (6.5) Chicago @ Philadelphia (5.5) St. Louis @ Seattle (9.5) (3.5) Pittsburgh @ Denver (3.5) Indianapolis @ Jacksonville Open Dates: Cleveland, San Diego, Green Bay Carolina Arizona (Vern Gagne 2-5) d by Washington (Human Fly 3-3) 5-8 AZ: WAS/NO/BAL/MIN/NE/SF/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/STL/DEN/IND/12 WAS: AZ/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/PHI/STL/PIT/IND/24 DIFF: WAS/AZ, NO/ATL, MIN/DAL, HOU/TEN, OAK/KC, CHI/PHI, DEN/PIT Atlanta (King 4-3) d New Orleans (Cena's Writer 2-4) 7-6 ATL: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/DET/TEN/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/17 NO: AZ/NO/BUF/MIN/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/KC/NYJ/PHI/STL/PIT/IND/30 DIFF: WAS/AZ, DAL/MIN, DET/TB, TEN/HOU, OAK/KC, CIN/NYJ, SEA/STL, JAX/IND, 17/30 Baltimore (King PK 3-4) d by Buffalo (Bob Barron 5-1) 5-7 BAL: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/MIA/NYG/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/28 BUF: WAS/NO/BUF/DAL/MIA/NYG/DET/HOU/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/DEN/JAX/EP DIFF: BAL/BUF, TB/DET, CHI/PHI, PIT/DEN, 28/EP Minnesota (Danville Wrestling 2-4) d by Dallas (Hawk34 4-3) 7-9 MIN: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/MIA/NYG/TB/TEN/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 DAL: AZ/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/DET HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: WAS/AZ, MIA/NE, TB/DET, TEN/HOU, 20/17 New England (nl-asshole 3-4) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 5-2) 9-8 NE: WAS/ATL/BAL/MIN/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/41 MIA: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 DIFF: ATL/NO, MIN/DAL, CHI/PHI San Francisco (Bravesfan 3-3) d by N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-3) 6-8 SF: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/TEN/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/13 NYG: AZ/NO/BAL/MIN/NE/NYG/DET/TEN/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/25 DIFF: WAS/AZ, DAL/MIN, SF/NYG, TB/DET, OAK/KC, IND/JAX, 13/25 Tampa Bay (Starvenger 3-4) d by Detroit Chazz1998 4-2) 6-8 TB: WAS/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/DET/HOU/OAK/CIN/PHI/STL/PIT/IND/17 DET: WAS/ATL/BUF/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/KC/CIN/CHI/STL/PIT/JAX/13 DIFF: BAL/BUF, SF/NYG, DET/TB, OAK/KC, PHI/CHI, IND/JAX, 17/13 Tennessee (Cuban Linx 4-2) d Houston (Bored 3-4) 11-8 TEN: WAS/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/DET/TEN/KC/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 HOU: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: ATL/NO, DET/TB, CHI/PHI Kansas City (Alfdogg 3-4) d by Oakland (Smues 3-3) 7-8 KC: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/MIA/SF/DET/HOU/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/DEN/IND/28 OAK: WAS/ATL/BAL/MIN/MIA/SF/DET/TEN/KC/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 DIFF: NO/ATL, DAL/MIN, HOU/TEN, PHI/CHI, DEN/PIT N.Y. Jets (Gert T 2-5) d Cincinnati (Teke 4-2) 7-6 NYJ: WAS/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/20 CIN: WAS/NO/BAL/MIN/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/OAK/NYJ/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/24 DIFF: ATL/NO, DAL/MIN, SF/NYG, HOU/TEN, CIN/NYJ Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 2-5) d by Philadelphia (Harley Quinn 5-1) 8-7 CHI: WAS/NO/BUF/DAL/MIA/NYG/DET/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/DEN/IND/EP PHI: AZ/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/OAK/NYJ/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: WAS/AZ, NO/ATL, BUF/BAL, MIA/NE, DET/TB, HOU/TEN, CIN/NYJ, CHI/PHI, DEN/PIT St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 4-3) d Seattle (Redbaron51 4-3) 8-7 STL: WAS/ATL/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/TEN/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/10 SEA: AZ/ATL/BAL/MIN/MIA/SF/DET/TEN/OAK/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/EP DIFF: WAS/AZ, DAL/MIN, NE/MIA, NYG/SF, TB/DET Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 3-3) d Denver (Canadian Chris 1-5) 9-8 PIT: WAS/ATL/BUF/DAL/MIA/NYG/TB/TEN/KC/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/38 DEN: AZ/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: WAS/AZ, ATL/NO, BAL/BUF, MIA/NE, TEN/HOU, KC/OAK, JAX/IND Indianapolis (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 2-4) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 1-5) 7-6 IND: AZ/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/TEN/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/17 JAX: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/27 DIFF: AZ/WAS, SF/NYG, TEN/HOU, OAK/KC, CHI/PHI Open Dates: Cleveland (sfaJack 3-3), San Diego (Porter 3-3), Green Bay (Vitamin X 4-2), Carolina (Fazzle 5-1) PLAY AT HOME Indianapolis (Steve Rogers 2-3) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) 6-6 IND: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/SF/TB/HOU/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/IND/27 JAX: WAS/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/KC/CIN/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/27 DIFF: SF/NYG, IND/JAX, 27/27 Pittsburgh (Me 3-3) d by Denver (Canadian Chris) 6-8 PIT: WAS/ATL/BUF/DAL/MIA/SF/TB/TEN/KC/NYJ/PHI/SEA/PIT/JAX/27 DEN: AZ/NO/BAL/DAL/NE/NYG/TB/HOU/OAK/CIN/CHI/SEA/PIT/IND/17 DIFF: WAS/AZ, ATL/NO, BUF/BAL, MIA/NE, SF/NYG, TEN/HOU, KC/OAK, NYJ/CIN, PHI/CHI, JAX/IND

I worked a job like that for 7 hours. When I had the interview they said the calls were to people who were expecting us. They weren't. There were a few projects that actually did this, but not the assignment I got. It was terrible.

My co-worker and I have a theory that they only look for candidates from battered women's shelters. When I found out my vacant "assistant" position was only going to be offered the same amount, I didn't bother trying to fill it because I'd be embarrassed interviewing someone with a college degree for a part-time $8/hour job. I, of course, in my one report to the board mentioned what my boss was offering as a wage, and that went over real well. The next workday I was brought in to the boss’s office and I proceeded to rip him a new asshole when he tried to strong-arm/intimidate me. It was quite fun to do, and now he hasn’t talked to me outside of meetings for about 10 months. Good times.

Oh I bet a freedom-hater like you just loved that job.

A job at my place of employment. The funny thing is the idiot had more than a dozen interviews already and NOBODY is taking it because it's paying just above minimum wage in the state of PA. Like I've said before, I thank God I'm two floors away from all this and my contact with this dipshit is minimal. This place spends nickels to save pennies. For the record, I make quite a bit more than what we offer the general office staff.

9 p.m. • I’ve said before that I really don’t have a favorite MLB team. If forced to pick one from each league, I’d say that my favorite AL team would be the Angels and the NL team would be the Cardinals. However, I really don’t care. But come playoff time I generally pick a team or two and hope they do well. The odd thing was I didn’t really know which team to pick. I’d go with the Angels, but I had a feeling that they’d get beat early. I was right. I wasn’t too keen on the Rockies, because they seemed like the popular pick, so I passed. Oh what the hell, the Indians haven’t won shit in a long time. Go Tribe. • So when Mrs. kkk bitched about yesterday’s “Book Fund” incident, she was annoyed. Today, she was pissed. She got a memo from university HQ telling all employees that they must “donate” to the United Way. Not only does the better half hold this nonprofit in high regard, but she’s pissed that the money collected would go to the United Way in Allegheny County, not the county where we reside. What did she do? She threw the memo away because when she went to fill out the online form there was no way to put $0.00 in the “donate” field. Baby, I love you. Personally, I would have donated $0.01, but what might be a better idea is to donate to some extreme right-wing cause, like saving unborn babies from being murdered, and then sending the receipts to university HQ. Oh, yeah, she also got a human resources document about the university’s authoritive blacktion policy that said “IF YOUR RACE HAS CHANGED IN THE LAST 12 MONTHS, PLEASE INDICATED WHAT YOU ARE NOW.” I told her to put down “Eskimo.” They need representation. • Speaking of universities, you know what I love about these institutions of so-called higher learning? The way they openly embrace points of view. 4:30 p.m. • So the idiot boss got a call from someone he was to interview for this job in the office. Now they’re going to pay this person $8/hour, so naturally the responses to this opening have been, well, let’s say “less than overwhelming.” Anyway, this person asked the idiot what the “salary range” is. The idiot’s response? “It depends on the qualifications.” BWAHAHAHAHA~! Yeah, if she has more than 10 years experiences, she might get $8.25. Surprisingly, after that the person never came back for a second interview. • I think I found a way to counter those people that drive around with the booming bass systems in their vehicle. Yesterday we were beside one of these people at a red light, so I cranked up the treble in our car where all you could hear was the singer’s voice. Worked out pretty well, if I do say so myself, even though my ears were ringing for a few minutes afterward.

Let it out? You should have pulled it out when you had the chance. You do realize that Mrs. kkk will probably want to visit the thing once it squirts out. Oh, the better half wants to know where you're registered and all that other girly shit.

I'm also sure there are certain organizations that get away with this, like nonprofts or something.

10:15 p.m. • Only one thing to talk about but boy it’s a doozy. This evening the better half was in the bedroom watching Golden Girls or some shit when the phone rang. The caller ID identified the call as from the university where she works. Figuring it would be her boss in the office late or the newly hired work-study for what reason or another, I picked up the phone. I should had known better when the girl said, “May I speak with Mrs. kkk?” but I figured it could be the work-study person acting all professional and shit. Guess who it was? Some college student pseudo telemarketer asking her to donate to this thing called the “Book Fund.” What is the Book Fund you ask? This fundraising drive to help students pay for the “ever-rising costs of education.” You got to be shitting me. I never understood this logic. You take out tens of thousands of dollars in tuition and boarding fees (if you’re a dorm student), and you can’t afford to pay for your books. Are you shitting me? But kkk, it’s 2007. Books are Xpensive. Get the fuck out of here, you pathetic sniveling little bitches. Want to know what my Book Fund was? My paycheck. Get a job and quit your whining. Oh if my alma mater would call me with this kind of shit. Then again, I don’t bother to respond to any of their fundraising material I get in the mail, so I probably wouldn’t bother to pick up the phone if the ID gives the name of my school • OK, I lied. Mrs. kkk told me about this story today and I had to read it for myself. I think I’ve established over the years that I’m a pets > people person, but I’m actually going to side with the shelter on this one. Hey, Ellen, you didn’t follow the rules of the contract. I don’t give a shit about your boo-hooing. If anything, you should have taken the dog back to the shelter, explain the situation and do some transfer thingy to the other family. Rules are rules, even if they are stupid. If you are pitching a fit over this, imagine what will happen when Big Government takes over your health care and doesn’t allow you to see the physician of your choosing. Say, maybe we can accuse the shelter of a HATE CRIME. That’ll fix it. Oh, I’m not worried about the dog. This pooch is going to get snagged up so fast it’ll probably make your head spin. But the dog is away from its FAMILY. It’s a dog. Give it a bowl of food and an asshole to sniff and the animal will go, “Who were those people I sniffed the other day?”

Yeah, that was JJ. It was weird because he's generally afraid of just about everything other than his food dish. Children seem to do the same thing with me. I ignore them, they jump on my lap. Good thing I'm not a priest.

I heard Bosses Day was approaching. Didn't know when. Don't care. I'm hoping to give my Bosses Day gift in the form of reduced staff payroll. I'll pimp out more picks of the kids for your co-worker with good taste below that have already been posted here before. And one from the old school...

Yet you're only one game out in the loss column. Something tells me Porter's loss this week by one TB point is going to come back to haunt him. Also, Spiff, I forgot to put up the Atlanta/NY matchup you had with Jack, so your differing picks were actually 10 instead of 9.

AFC EAST Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 5-1 < PF: 44, PA: 37, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-0 > Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 4-1 < PF: 35, PA: 32, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 2-0 > New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 2-4 < PF: 36, PA: 39, AFC: 2-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-1 > New York Jets (Gert T) 1-5 < PF: 36, PA: 39, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-3 > AFC NORTH Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 4-1 < PF: 37, PA: 35, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-0 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-3 < PF: 43, PA: 43, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 2-1 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 3-3 < PF: 40, PA: 45, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-2 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 2-3 < PF: 32, PA: 30, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 > AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 3-2 < PF: 35, PA: 31, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 2-0 > Houston Texans (Bored) 3-3 < PF: 43, PA: 42, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-0 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 1-4 < PF: 33, PA: 39, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-2 > Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 1-4 < PF: 30, PA: 37, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-2 > AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Porter) 3-3 < PF: 39, PA: 40, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 3-3 < PF: 43, PA: 43, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 2-3 < PF: 34, PA: 37, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 2-0 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 1-4 < PF 36:, PA: 42, AFC: 1-4, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 4-1 < PF: 41, PA: 37, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 2-0 > New York Giants (Cartman) 3-3 < PF: 37, PA: 38, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 1-2 > Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 3-3 < PF: 36, PA: 37, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 2-3 < PF: 39, PA: 39, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-1 > NFC NORTH Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 4-2 < PF: 46, PA: 40, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 1-1 > Detroit Lions (Chazz 1998) 3-2 < PF: 44, PA: 39, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-1 > Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 2-3 < PF: 38, PA: 40, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-1 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-4 < PF: 35, PA: 46, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-2 > NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 5-1 < PF: 46, PA: 36, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 4-1, DIV: 2-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 3-3 < PF: 39, PA: 43, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 2-0 > Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 3-3 < PF: 35, PA: 36, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 0-1 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 2-3 < PF: 34, PA: 33, AFC: 2-0 , NFC: 0-3, DIV: 0-2 > NFC WEST Seattle Seahawks (Red Baron51) 4-2 < PF: 50, PA: 43, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 1-1 > San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 3-2 < PF: 34, PA: 35, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 3-3 < PF: 44, PA: 37, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 3-2, DIV: 2-0 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 2-4 < PF: 38, PA: 45, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-4, DIV: 0-3 > PLAY AT HOME Pittsburgh Steelers (Me) 5-0 < PF: 40, PA: 30, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 3-0, DIV: 1-0 > Indianapolis Colts (Steve Rogers) 2-3 < PF: 31, PA: 32, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-1 >