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Africia was my white whale. I'm surprised you scored that high because you're a social studies teacher. And what sport do you coach?

"To make ends meet?" He needs a new agent.

10 p.m. • Detroit? You don't say. • Don't you know that not allowing a cherry to pop on a person's wedding night is one of the worst things you can do to a Muslim male? From across the Pond. 8:30 p.m. • So I just got back from watching "Beowolf" movie. And just how many marriages does Angelina Jolie destroy? God almighty. And for the last week or so the better half has been going batshit over this thing. "OMG it's all in CGI. OMG OMG OMG." No big deal, I thought. Bunch of special effects. Then several minutes in I notice the whole thing looks like a Pixar movie. "What is this shit?" I say. "It's all CGI. I told you this." "The WHOLE thing?" "Yes. Don't you ever listen to anything I say?" It was there. Didn't read the book/poem/whatever. Don't care. 4:45 p.m. • So Swift Terror’s wife just popped out a kid. Here’s how the conversation between me and Mrs. kkk took place when I told her the news. “Mrs. Terror just squirted out a kid.” “What? They weren’t due for another few weeks. What happened?” “Dunno.” “What sex is it?” “Dunno. Looked like a boy.” “What is his name?” “Dunno. But there was a name on a card/poster in one of the pictures he sent me.” "What was it?" "Dunno." And here’s a conversation we had about the baby monitor we got the Terror household a little while back. “Did Swift Terror tell you that they got the baby monitor delivered?” “No.” “Then how do we know if somebody didn’t steal it from their front door?” “Because they live in an all-white neighborhood.” “But what if it got stolen?” “Well we have the receipt, so we’re covered if they bitch about us not sending them anything.” I swear to Christ she was so obsessed about the Terror household getting this hippie baby monitor that I’m sure it would have been less annoying if she were the one eight months knocked up. Besides, she’s didn’t want to spend that much on Swift Terror anyway because she hates him and his wife. Did I just type that? Oh well, what’s the chance of him actually reading this anyway? Oh, here’s another difference between men and women. These are actual quotes that were said upon learning of the Terror’s newest download. Her: “Well I’m glad we got them that monitor when we did because they can put it to good use.” Me: “I’m glad we got the monitor to them early so that $100 we spent won’t be as big a waste as I thought it would.” And as I told Terror via PM, the thought of being responsible for another human life in this world just scares the shit out of me. Hell, we lost Dessa when we first brought her home as a kitten 5 minutes into her stay with us (she was hiding behind some Genesis cartridge boxes).

I don't pull out. But Mrs. kkk is on the pill. She doesn't need a kid to trap me -- she's got a mortgage with my name on it. Twenty-seven more years, then I'm free.

That's what you get for not pulling out.

Black man + drugs = It's the only natural thing for our legal system to do, Ripper.

Arizona @ Cincinnati (3.5) Carolina @ Green Bay (9.5) (3.5) Cleveland @ Baltimore Kansas City @ Indianapolis (14.5) Miami @ Philadelphia (10.5) (16.5) New England @ Buffalo New Orleans @ Houston (0.5) Oakland @ Minnesota (5.5) (10.5) Pittsburgh @ N.Y. Jets San Diego @ Jacksonville (2.5) (3.5) Tampa Bay @ Atlanta Washington @ Dallas (10.5) (2.5) N.Y. Giants @ Detroit (3.5) St. Louis @ San Francisco Chicago @ Seattle (5.5) Tennessee @ Denver (2.5) Arizona (Vern Gagne 3-7) d Cincinnati (Teke 5-5) 8-7 AZ: CIN/GB/BAL/KC/PHI/NE/HOU/OAK/PIT/JAX/ATL/DAL/DET/STL/CHI/DEN/20 CIN: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/NO/MIN/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/NYG/STL/SEA/TEN/24 DIFF: BAL/CLE, KC/IND, HOU/NO, OAK/MIN, JAX/SD, ATL/TB, DET/NYG, CHI/SEA, DEN/TEN Carolina (Fazzle 8-2) d Green Bay (Vitamin X 5-5) 8-5 CAR: AZ/GB/CLE/IND/MIA/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/JAX/TB/DAL/DET/STL/SEA/TEN/10 GB: AZ/GB/CLE/KC/PHI/BUF/NO/OAK/PIT/SD/TB/WAS/DET/SF/CHI/TEN/28 DIFF: IND/KC, MIA/PHI, NE/BUF, JAX/SD, DAL/WAS, STL/SF, SEA/CHI Cleveland (sfaJack 5-5) d by Baltimore (KingPK 4-6) 7-8 CLE: CIN/GB/CLE/KC/PHI/NE/HOU/MIN/PIT/SD/ATL/DAL/DET/SF/SEA/DEN/24 BAL: CIN/GB/CLE/KC/MIA/BUF/NO/OAK/PIT/JAX/TB/WAS/NYG/SF/SEA/TEN/27 DIFF: PHI/MIA, NE/BUF, HOU/NO, MIN/OAK, SD/JAX, ATL/TB, DAL/WAS, DET/NYG, DEN/TEN Kansas City (Alfdogg 6-4) d Indianapolis (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 3-7) 11-7 KC: CIN/GB/BAL/KC/PHI/NE/NO/MIN/NYJ/JAX/TB/DAL/NYG/SF/SEA/DEN/24 IND: AZ/GB/CLE/KC/MIA/BUF/NO/OAK/PIT/JAX/TB/DAL/NYG/SF/CHI/TEN/38 DIFF: CIN/AZ, BAL/CLE, PHI/MIA, NE/BUF, MIN/OAK, NYJ/PIT, SEA/CHI, DEN/TEN, 24/38 Miami (Spaceman Spiff 7-3) d Philadelphia (Harley Quinn 6-4) 6-6+TB MIA: CIN/GB/CLE/KC/PHI/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/JAX/ATL/DAL/DET/STL/SEA/TEN/16 PHI: CIN/GB/CLE/KC/PHI/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/JAX/ATL/DAL/NYG/STL/CHI/TEN/27 DIFF: DET/NYG, SEA/CHI, 16/27 New England (nl-asshole 4-6) d Buffalo (Bob Barron 7-3) 9-4 NE: AZ/GB/CLE/IND/MIA/NE/HOU/OAK/NYJ/SD/TB/DAL/NYG/SF/CHI/DEN/42 BUF: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/NO/MIN/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/DET/SF/CHI/TEN/14 DIFF: AZ/CIN, MIA/PHI, HOU/NO, OAK/MIN, NYJ/PIT, NYG/DET, DEN/TEN * Bob AIM'd me his TEN pick. New Orleans (Cena's Writer 5-5) d by Houston (Bored 5-5) 7-8 NO: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/BUF/NO/MIN/NYJ/SD/ATL/DAL/NYG/STL/SEA/DEN/27 HOU: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/NO/MIN/PIT/JAX/TB/DAL/NYG/STL/SEA/TEN/23 DIFF: BUF/NE, NYJ/PIT, SD/JAX, ATL/TB, DEN/TEN Oakland (Smues 5-5) d Minnesota (Danville Wrestling 3-7) 8-4 OAK: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/NO/MIN/PIT/SD/TB/WAS/DET/STL/SEA/DEN/13 MIN: CIN/CAR/CLE/KC/PHI/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/SD/TB/WAS/DET/SF/CHI/TEN/17 DIFF: GB/CAR, IND/KC, MIN/OAK, STL/SF, SEA/CHI, DEN/TEN, 13/17 Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 6-4) d by N.Y. Jets (Gert T 5-5) 8-8+TB PIT: AZ/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/HOU/OAK/PIT/JAX/TB/DAL/DET/STL/SEA/TEN/28 NYJ: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/MIA/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/NYG/STL/SEA/DEN/13 DIFF: AZ/CIN, PHI/MIA, HOU/NO, JAX/SD, DET/NYG, TEN/DEN, 28/13 San Diego (Porter 5-5) d by Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 3-7) 6-10 SD: AZ/CAR/CLE/IND/MIA/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/SD/TB/WAS/DET/SF/SEA/TEN/21 JAX: CIN/GB/BAL/IND/PHI/NE/HOU/MIN/PIT/JAX/TB/DAL/DET/STL/SEA/DEN/17 DIFF: AZ/CIN, CAR/GB, CLE/BAL, MIA/PHI, NO/HOU, OAK/MIN, SD/JAX, WAS/DAL, SF/STL, TEN/DEN, 21/17 Tampa Bay (Starvenger 6-4) d Atlanta (King 4-6) 9-7 TB: AZ/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/HOU/MIN/PIT/JAX/TB/WAS/NYG/SF/CHI/TEN/23 ATL: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/NO/MIN/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/DET/STL/SEA/DEN/14 DIFF: AZ/CIN, HOU/NO, JAX/SD, WAS/DAL, NYG/DET, SF/STL, CHI/SEA, TEN/DEN, 23/14 Washington (Human Fly 4-5-1) TIED Dallas (Hawk34 6-3-1) 7-7 WAS: AZ/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/NYG/STL/SEA/TEN/17 DAL: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/MIA/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/JAX/TB/DAL/DET/STL/SEA/TEN/34 DIFF: AZ/CIN, PHI/MIA, SD/JAX, NYG/DET, 17/34 N.Y. Giants (Cartman 5-5) d Detroit (Chazz1998 6-4) 9-7 NYG: CIN/GB/CLE/KC/PHI/NE/HOU/MIN/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/DET/STL/SEA/DEN/21 DET: AZ/GB/BAL/KC/PHI/BUF/NO/OAK/PIT/SD/ATL/WAS/NYG/STL/CHI/TEN/17 DIFF: CIN/AZ, CLE/BAL, NE/BUF, HOU/NO, MIN/OAK, TB/ATL, DAL/WAS, DET/NYG, SEA/CHI, DEN/TEN, 21/17 St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 4-6) d by San Francisco (Devo 6-4) 5-8 STL: CIN/CAR/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/JAX/TB/DAL/NYG/SF/CHI/DEN/22 SF: CIN/GB/CLE/KC/PHI/NE/NO/MIN/NYJ/SD/TB/DAL/DET/SF/SEA/DEN/20 DIFF: CAR/GB, IND/KC, OAK/MIN, PIT/NYJ, JAX/SD, NYG/DET, CHI/SEA Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 4-6) d by Seattle (Steve Rogers 5-5) 6-7 CHI: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/BUF/NO/OAK/PIT/JAX/TB/WAS/DET/STL/SEA/TEN/17 SEA: CIN/GB/BAL/IND/PHI/NE/HOU/MIN/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/DET/SF/CHI/DEN/36 DIFF: CLE/BAL, BUF/NE, NO/HOU, OAK/MIN, JAX/SD, WAS/DAL, STL/SF, SEA/CHI, TEN/DEN Tennessee (Cuban Linx 7-3) d Denver (Canadian Chris 2-8) 9-6 TEN: AZ/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/JAX/TB/WAS/NYG/STL/SEA/TEN/20 DEN: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/PHI/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/NYG/STL/SEA/TEN/16 DIFF: AZ/CIN, JAX/SD, WAS/DAL Pittsburgh (Me 6-4) d by N.Y. Jets (Gert T) PIT: AZ/GB/BAL/IND/MIA/BUF/NO/OAK/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/NYG/STL/SEA/TEN/27 NYJ: CIN/GB/CLE/IND/MIA/NE/NO/OAK/PIT/SD/TB/DAL/NYG/STL/SEA/DEN/13 DIFF: AZ/CIN, BAL/CLE, BUF/NE, TEN/DEN, 27/13

Oh, I have some idea. Especially when you get it in-store and that shit drips off the side of those black pans.

Weren't you a truck driver?

8 p.m. • So it was 5:30 p.m. and “Around the Horn” was finishing up. Then I see it on the bottom part of my television screen. OMG BARRY BONDS INDICTED STAY TUNED FOR THE LATEST That was my cue to change the channel. I went about my life for several house and without thinking about it I turn on ESPN for some reason or another at 7:30 p.m. They were still talking about Barry f’n Bonds. Come on people – he got INDICTED! I could indicted for ‘roids. You could get indicted for ‘roids. I find it funny it took this long and cost God knows how much money. And this is coming from Barry Hater #1. • You know, I always wondered what would happen in a situation like this. Now I do. Score one for California this time. Well, at least the part of the state that the blacks and Hispanics haven't invaded ... yet. Uh oh, here comes the R word... Here's some more good stuff. • I didn’t read any farther than the headline. I don’t want to. I’m sure whatever the plan will cost $1 million and end up with a $5 billion tab after six months.

9 p.m. • So I haven't been much of a fan of the "It's Comcastic" ad campaign, but some of these ads featuring people trying to change history because they are on a NEW COMCAST PHONE LINE do get a chuckle out of me. "You tiger now." "Sorry, you're still going to lose your leg." Well, it's better than most of the shit on TV. But here's the reason I really like these ads. Well, not "really like." How about "think are OK." That's better. Oh, yeah. Shiny object. Back in Ohio I worked at a place that had projects. If you didn't make it to training for a project, you didn't get put on a project. You didn't get put on a project, you didn't work. Simple enough. Well, I remember this one guy (I forget his name) who was signed up for a project and didn't show up for the two-three days of training. He came in the next day expecting to get one-on-one training. Ha. What made this all the funnier was seeing my one boss explain to him that he wasn't going to be working for the next month or two because of this. Here's how the conversation went down. For the sake of the discussion, I'll call the guy Mike. Boss: "Mike, you didn't show up for training. You can't work on this project." Mike: "I know that, but can't you get someone to show me how to do this one?" Boss: "No. They are all working with the people who showed up for training. You didn't and if someone doesn't show up for training they don't work on a project." Mike: "I know that but I have come on other projects midway through." Boss: "That's because you were in a group that was going to assist with a project and your whole group got trained." Mike: "I know that but I've come in when you people asked me to." Boss: "But that doesn't matter. You aren't going to be working on this project because you didn't show up for the required training." Mike: "I know that but..." And on and on and on. God was it hilarious to hear him reply after every exchange, "I know that." I never heard from this guy again. Oh well.

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-2 < PF: 67, PA: 60, AFC: 6-2, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 4-0 > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 6-3 < PF: 66, PA: 60, AFC: 4-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 2-1 > New York Jets (Gert T) 4-5 < PF: 61, PA: 61, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-3 > New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 3-6 < PF: 61, PA: 63, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 2-1 > AFC NORTH Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 6-3 < PF: 68, PA: 59, AFC: 5-1, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 3-1 > Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 5-4 < PF: 66, PA: 68, AFC: 5-3, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 3-1 > Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 5-4 < PF: 64, PA: 63, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-2 > Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 3-6 < PF: 58, PA: 69, AFC: 1-5, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 0-4 > AFC SOUTH Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 6-3 < PF: 67, PA: 58, AFC: 4-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-1 > Houston Texans (Bored) 4-5 < PF: 69, PA: 69, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-1 > Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 3-6 < PF: 55, PA: 71, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-2 > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-7 < PF: 58, PA: 67, AFC: 2-4, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 1-3 > AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Porter) 5-4 < PF: 62, PA: 58, AFC: 3-4, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-3 > Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 5-4 < PF: 64, PA: 59, AFC: 3-3, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-2 > Oakland Raiders (Smues) 4-5 < PF: 58, PA: 63, AFC: 4-3, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 3-0 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 2-7 < PF 67:, PA: 70, AFC: 1-6, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-2 > NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 6-3 < PF: 61, PA: 57, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 5-1, DIV: 2-1 > Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 6-3 < PF: 73, PA: 70, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 3-1 > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 4-5 < PF: 69, PA: 68, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 1-2 > New York Giants (Cartman) 4-5 < PF: 59, PA: 60, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 1-3 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Chazz 1998) 6-3 < PF: 73, PA: 66, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-2, DIV: 2-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 5-4 < PF: 63, PA: 63, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-2 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 4-5 < PF: 56, PA: 64, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 1-3 > Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 3-6 < PF: 66, PA: 72, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 3-4, DIV: 3-1 > NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 7-2 < PF: 68, PA: 57, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 5-1, DIV: 3-1 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 5-4 < PF: 61, PA: 66, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 2-0 > New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 5-4 < PF: 65, PA: 54, AFC: 3-0 , NFC: 2-4, DIV: 0-3 > Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 4-5 < PF: 53, PA: 58, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 2-4, DIV: 1-2 > NFC WEST San Francisco 49ers (Bravesfan) 5-4 < PF: 60, PA: 62, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 3-1 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-5 < PF: 62, PA: 60, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 4-3, DIV: 3-0 > Seattle Seahawks (Steve Rogers) 4-5 < PF: 68, PA: 65, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-3, DIV: 1-3 > Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 2-7 < PF: 55, PA: 73, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-7, DIV: 0-3 >

8 p.m. • Hmmm, when the better half went to get tickets for Hannah Montana's Shittsburgh show, she wasn't able to order them on-line. Then again, she wasn't in the super-secret club that this article mentions. However, there was a bit of a local brouhaha because it seemed people dumb devoted enough to sign up for that super-secret club weren't able to get tickets either. I blame the Bush Administration. And for the record, Mrs. kkk was trying to get the tickets for her one niece. 7:15 p.m. • Well I hope he at least got one big time-out. Speaking of "kids," remember that invader who ran off to Mexico with his teacher? Peep this. So wait a second. I thought 13-year-old boys were just getting their mack on with female teachers that they boink. Now they're "victims" of "sex crimes"? Which is it?

No you're not. Yes you are.

You listen to NPR?

10: 30 p.m. • Global warming blahblahblah. You know, can you guy worry about genocide and stuff before trying to tackle this sort of stuff? 10 p.m. • I saw the opening to this article without the dateline in view. Time to guess where the story took place -- Alabama, West Virginia, Mississippi? Try Washington. 9 p.m. • So the better half and I went to the local Chinese buffet today, and they (thankfully) hired some chick who spoke English to make customer transactions. Now I don’t know if this chick was naturally well-endowed or if it was the low-cut shirt doing most of the talking; however, this was a prime example of a “cleavage trap.” I’m sorry, but I’m a believer in “less is more.” If a woman has to showcase her goods in such a blatant manner, chances are one of several things: 1) They have no brain or personality and have to rely on their fun bags for self-satisfaction. 2) It’s a “trap,” which they will more than happily spring on some guy they don’t want staring at their chest, going “OMG U PERVERT~!” 3) Ample ventilation is needed to prevent overheating “down there.” Not sure what the reason was for our customer service representative. All I cared about was that I didn’t have to say, “excuse me?” or “huh?” 20 times when trying to understand what the cashier was saying. God I’m getting old. 7 a.m. • So I got an e-mail from some place that asked "Don't know where to meet the local bar slut?" Well it made me laugh. Then again, perhaps it being 7 a.m. on a Monday morning might have something to do with it, too.

The Pirates have a ton of crap during the season, too. I guess anything to get a fan's attention away from the actual on-field play.

I'm surprised there are enough black people in Delaware to support a football team. And a college one, no less.

Deadline has come and gone. Bravesfan and Agent are using EPs.

Wow, you really are a Democrat.

10 a.m. • Oh God. So I'm listening to this hatchet job ESPN is doing on the RACIST Delaware program and it's the typical PC bullshit that ESPN can produce oh so well. Long story short, the white school doesn't want to play the black school and they're near each other. Uh, oh. RACISM~! Wait a second. These two schools play each other in other sports, which was glossed over in this report. Uh.... OK. Now there must be other reasons, right? No, it must be... RACISM~! Say, Penn State no longer wants to play Pitt in football. Pitt is in an urban area while State College is white as snow. What does this mean? JoPa is a, all together now... RACIST~! • Time for this week's pickkks: Atlanta @ Carolina (4.5) Have I mentioned that I really hate the Panthers? When I pick them to lose they win. When I pick them to win/cover they stink up the joint. I'm expecting a 30-point blowout. (3.5) Buffalo @ Miami Miami has to win SOMETIME, don't they? Cleveland @ Pittsburgh (9.5) Yeah, because picking against the Steelers when they have a near double-digit spread works out so well for me. Pittsburgh will score 27 Denver @ Kansas City (3.5) Gag. I know I'll be wrong either way I go. If I go with Denver, they will show me how bad they really are. If I go with Kansas City, Denver will show me theyr aren't as bad as I really think they are. I'll go with the Chiefs with that whole "bad Denver running defense" thing. Jacksonville @ Tennessee (4.5) Crap. Both quarterbacks don't look good on paper (is Gerard sitll out?), but I'll go with the Titans anyway. And big deal regarding Vince Young's "Super Bowl" comments a while back. What do you want him to say? "Maybe we'll reach .500 this year -- how's that, guys?" Can't nobody tell Vince Young nothing what he can't do. Minnesota @ Green Bay (6.5) The Packers beat the Vikings at Minnesota. I'll go with Green Bay again. Philadelphia @ Washington (3.5) I loved the talk this week about how McNabb's is getting blamed too much for the Eagles' woes. St. Louis @ New Orleans (11.5) I'll ride the Saints' jock until they crap out. Cincinnati @ Baltimore (4.5) Hmm, I don't know where to go with this one. Oh what the hell, I'll go with the Bengals (3.5) Chicago @ Oakland That Hester guy will score on a return and the Bears will win 7-0. (1.5) Dallas @ N.Y. Giants I don't care for the Va-Giants. Go Cowboys. Detroit @ Arizona (1.5) From what I seen of the Lions schedule, they better win this one because it's going to get tougher. (3.5) Indianapolis @ San Diego I think Indy will rebound from last night's SUPER BOWL 41 1/2 loss. San Francisco @ Seattle (10.5) Man, whatever team gets to play Seattle in the second round of the playoffs (Seattle will win its first-round home game), will be like getting a two-week bye. 9:30 a.m. • AHAHAHAHA. I just heard an "Outside the Lines" teaser about why Delaware won't play Delaware State in football. "One school is made up of white students. The other is black." Gee, I wonder what's coming up? Do I even need to answer this one?

9 p.m. • My one local RIGHT-WING RADIO host had a field day with this story today. You know who I feel for? The people that weren't deemed "qualified" for this public works job (which probably pays twice my salary) and got passed over for the "best candidate." 8:15 p.m. • Another work story. No, I’m not going to bitch about anything. My co-worker has a near out-of-control teen step-daughter that is on the early path to crack-whoredom just like my out-of-control niece-in-law. Now my co-worker goofs of me because I treat my cats like kids. Too bad. Yeah, I know I’m a psycho, but at least I don’t dress them up in costumes for Halloween or take them to get pictures taken with Santa at the mall. That’s just pathetic. Anyway, every time he talks about his kid I then talk about the hardships of raising my three kids. Example: Him: Beth called the wife at 11 p.m. last night and was throwing a fit because ever since she moved in with her father he hasn’t been driving her anywhere she wants to go. Me: JJ took a poop and ran up and down the steps for five minutes like a psycho. I've been doing this for about a week now, and so far it's Cats: 9, Kid: 0. Oh, and speaking of my out-of-control niece-in-law, from what I hear she’s fucking 50-years-olds for crack and broke into her crack-whore mother’s apartment (paid for by the taxpayer), beat her up and stole $100. She also has two warrants out for her arrest because she doesn’t show up for court dates. • LOL – Savage is having a field day with these anti-Iraq movies that aren’t doing so well at the box office.

Atlanta @ Carolina (4.5) (3.5) Buffalo @ Miami Cleveland @ Pittsburgh (9.5) Denver @ Kansas City (3.5) Jacksonville @ Tennessee (4.5) Minnesota @ Green Bay (6.5) Philadelphia @ Washington (3.5) St. Louis @ New Orleans (11.5) Cincinnati @ Baltimore (4.5) (3.5) Chicago @ Oakland (1.5) Dallas @ N.Y. Giants Detroit @ Arizona (1.5) (3.5) Indianapolis @ San Diego San Francisco @ Seattle (10.5) Open Date: New England, N.Y. Jets, Houston, Tampa Bay Atlanta (King 4-5) d by Carolina (Fazzle 7-2) 4-5 ATL: CAR/BUF/PIT/KC/TEN/GB/WAS/NO/BAL/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/17 CAR: ATL/BUF/CLE/KC/TEN/MIN/WAS/NO/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SF/13 DIFF: CAR/ATL, PIT/CLE, GB/MIN, BAL/CIN, SEA/SF Buffalo (Bob Barron 7-2) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 6-3) 6-6+TB BUF: CAR/BUF/CLE/DEN/TEN/GB/WAS/NO/BAL/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/17 MIA: CAR/BUF/PIT/KC/JAX/GB/WAS/NO/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/23 DIFF: CLE/PIT, DEN/KC, TEN/JAX, BAL/CIN, 17/23 Cleveland (sfaJack 5-4) d by Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 6-3) 4-6 CLE: ATL/BUF/CLE/KC/TEN/MIN/WAS/NO/CINCHI/NYG/DET/IND/SF/20 PIT: CAR/BUF/CLE/KC/TEN/GB/WAS/NO/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/28 DIFF: ATL/CAR, MIN/GB, NYG/DAL, SF/SEA, 20/28 Denver (Canadian Chris 2-7) d by Kansas City (Alfdogg 5-4) 5-6 DEN: CAR/BUF/CLE/DEN/TEN/MIN/WAS/NO/BAL/OAK/DAL/AZ/IND/SEA/20 KC: CAR/BUF/PIT/DEN/TEN/GB/WAS/STL/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SF/20 DIFF: CLE/PIT, MIN/GB, NO/STL, BAL/CIN, OAK/CHI, AZ/DET, SEA/SF Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-7) d Tennessee (Cuban Linx 6-3) 5-4 JAX: ATL/BUF/PIT/KC/JAX/MIN/WAS/NO/BAL/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/17 TEN: CAR/BUF/PIT/KC/TEN/GB/WAS/NO/BAL/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/20 DIFF: ATL/CAR, JAX/TEN, MIN/GB Minnesota (Danville Wrestling 3-6) d Green Bay (Vitamin X 5-4) 7-6 MIN: CAR/BUF/CLE/DEN/JAX/MIN/WAS/STL/CIN/CHI/NYG/DET/SD/SF/23 GB: ATL/BUF/CLE/KC/TEN/MIN/PHI/STL/BAL/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SF/17 DIFF: CAR/ATL, DEN/KC, JAX/TEN, WAS/PHI, CIN/BAL, NYG/DAL, SD/IND Philadelphia (Harley Quinn 6-3) d Washington (Human Fly 4-5) 7-6 PHI: CAR/BUF/CLE/KC/TEN/GB/WAS/STL/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/17 WAS: CAR/BUF/CLE/DEN/TEN/GB/WAS/STL/BAL/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SF/21 DIFF: KC/DEN, CIN/BAL, SEA/SF St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 4-5) d by New Orleans (Cena's Writer 5-4) 4-8 STL: CAR/BUF/CLE/KC/JAX/GB/WAS/NO/BAL/OAK/DAL/DET/IND/SF/13 NO: CAR/BUF/CLE/DEN/JAX/MIN/PHI/STL/CIN/CHI/NYG/DET/IND/SEA/28 DIFF: KC/DEN, GB/MIN, WAS/PHI, NO/STL, BAL/CIN, OAK/CHI, DAL/NYG, SF/SEA, 13/28 Cincinnati (Teke 5-4) d Baltimore (King PK 3-6) 6-5 CIN: CAR/BUF/PIT/DEN/TEN/GB/WAS/NO/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/13 BAL: CAR/BUF/CLE/KC/TEN/MIN/WAS/NO/CIN/OAK/DAL/DET/SD/SEA/24 DIFF: PIT/CLE, DEN/KC, GB/MIN, CHI/OAK, IND/SD Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 4-5) d Oakland (Smues 4-5) 6-3 CHI: CAR/MIA/PIT/DEN/TEN/MIN/WAS/NO/CIN/CHI/NYG/AZ/IND/SEA/EP OAK: CAR/BUF/PIT/DEN/TEN/MIN/WAS/NO/BAL/OAK/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/23 DIFF: MIA/BUF, CIN/BAL, CHI/OAK, NYG/DAL, AZ/DET Dallas (Hawk34 6-3) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman 4-5) DAL: CAR/BUF/CLE/KC/JAX/GB/WAS/NO/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/SD/SEA/28 NYG: ATL/BUF/CLE/KC/TEN/GB/WAS/NO/CIN/OAK/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/23 DIFF: CAR/ATL, JAX/TEN, CHI/OAK, SD/IND, 28/23 Detroit (Chazz1998 6-3) d Arizona (Vern Gagne 2-7) DET: ATL/BUF/PIT/DEN/JAX/GB/PHI/STL/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SF/28 ARZ: CAR/MIA/PIT/KC/JAX/MIN/WAS/NO/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/XX/20 DIFF: ATL/CAR, BUF/MIA, DEN/KC, GB/MIN, PHI/WAS, STL/NO, SF/XX, 28/20 Indianapolis (Prime Time Andrew Doyle 3-6) d by San Diego (Porter 5-4) IND: CAR/BUF/CLE/KC/JAX/MIN/WAS/NO/BAL/OAK/DAL/DET/IND/SF/35 SD: CAR/BUF/CLE/DEN/JAX/GB/PHI/NO/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SF/24 DIFF: KC/DEN, MIN/GB, WAS/PHI, BAL/CIN, OAK/CHI San Francisco (Bravesfan 5-4) d Seattle (Steve Rogers 4-5) 5-3 SF: CAR/MIA/PIT/KC/TEN/GB/WAS/NO/BAL/OAK/NYG/AZ/SD/SEA/EP SEA: CAR/BUF/PIT/KC/TEN/GB/WAS/NO/BAL/CHI/NYG/DET/IND/SEA/21 DIFF: MIA/BUF, OAK/CHI, AZ/DET, SD/IND, EP/21 Open Date: New England (nl-asshole 3-6), N.Y. Jets (Gert T 4-5), Houston (Bored 4-5), Tampa Bay (Starvenger 5-4) Cleveland (sfaJack) @ Pittsburgh (Me 6-3) CLE: ATL/BUF/CLE/KC/TEN/MIN/WAS/NO/CINCHI/NYG/DET/IND/SF/20 PIT: ATL/MIA/CLE/KC/TEN/GB/WAS/NO/CIN/CHI/DAL/DET/IND/SEA/27 DIFF: BUF/MIA, MIN/GB, NYG/DAL, SF/SEA, 20/27

8:30 p.m. • Wow, this is just like my "One of the worst things you can do to a Muslim male," only this person did actual research and stuff. Go to the site yourself and click on the links for each story. 8:15 p.m. • I heard this on the radio this morning. After doing a quick rundown, I concluded that I could see the Steelers being Number 2. I thought about who would be Number 1, and I was correct (Green Bay). However, Number 3 surprised me -- Cleveland. Cleveland? Now I don't go to NFL games, but my guess would have been Seattle. Then again, the last time I went to a professional football game was in 1993.

7:15 p.m. • Remember, it's not only the U.S. that has stupid laws. From a survey of Brits about dumb laws from across the Pond. 7 p.m. • I vote in every Shittsburgh mayoral election. Problem is I vote with my feet. You know there’s something messed up with the left-wing Post-Gazette endorses the REPUBLICAN candidate for mayor. God it’s going to be great watching the city go even further down the shitter, all the while local politicians will be blaming the evil suburbanites for everything. • In my neck of the woods, the township commissioner candidate I voted lost thanks to a huge turnout by the other guy 437-258. I always like looking at local returns and seeing the tiny vote totals. I remember seeing some in the past where one vote decided an election.