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What about your Crimson Tide? I'm sure most of those athlete-students are on the team just to get an education. And don't forget these guys...

Kinda like O.J.'s defense: One one hand the po-pos were so incompetant that they messed up the crime scene to the point where all evidence should have been trashed. On the other hand, the LAPD had this elaborate scheme of planting evidence/etc. Of course, they were RACISTS, too...

Today it's three threads on one page, tomorrow it's 30...

Get a kitty or three...

Are you trying to be the MikeSC of the Left or something?...

Christ almighty. I was kidding around, too. I guess arguing with MikeSC as much as some people do can make them hostile. Heckle Rush all you want -- I'm not a paid spokesman for him...

I wonder if they'll make up events for the latter years of "I love the '00s..."

Maybe if this would be about a sport most people in America would give two shits about it could qualify as news...

Or maybe because many of us stutter quite a bit when making small talk, let alone have our every word be broadcast to millions of people throughout the country. Nice pseudo-conspiracy though -- I give it a 7.0 for effort...

Get another job if this one sucks so bad. Back in high school I was in the same boat your were in -- despite going above and beyone what was expected of me at one fast-food joint, I got the same token pay raise other slackers got. My attitude soured and I went out in a blaze of glory when my head manage got sick of my poor attitude...

Kotz Ripper...

I suppose I'll regret asking this --- but how did tax cuts cause your family to live in poverty? I am curious about this myself. Perhaps his family worked for the White House and got canned by the administration, ala Billy Dale...

But they're all socialist over there -- he's expendable in the eyes of Mikey...

How old is he now -- 60?...

Jesus Christ already -- I'm so sick of hearing about that picture. I think I remember hearing that Rush's first two better halves were the ones that filed for divorice -- not sure if the same happened here...

If you want to play with the Varsity Team, at least try to lace up your shoes or something...

Ugh. Don't you EVER get on the same court as me...

I've never heard of these two sources, but they seem really reliable. Almost as reliable as this one: lol2004...

If someone makes his living preaching "conservative values" is working on his third divorice, then it certainly is newsworthy...

How do we know your mom really died of cancer? This is why you NEVER give out personal information on an Internet Message Board unless you know you can handle the insults and jokes hurled your way on the subject. For example, you never hear me talk about my Siamese twin Tyrone -- Shit...

Damn all you people with the same avatar -- now I have to look at actual names to figure out who's saying what...

Under-age smoking is a no-no anyway, so you'll get no pat-on-the-back from me. However, to keep you from polluting your lungs, here's a pic of what could happen if you decide to light up a cancer stick down the road...

With this idea, and his upcoming "Sicko" comedy, I think ol' Mikey is biting off more than he can chew... *the lob is tossed up and waiting for someone to throw it down...*

Hey, that could come in handy. How much for a can of KONTEXT-AWAY™!...

But since Big Brother outlawed cloning, Donovan is SOL -- once again the Man is holding down Mr. McNabb. Now onto serious questions that I have no resources for and will just be answering off the top of my head: I'd say the '91-'93 only because it seemed that in some of those later finals against the Jazz, Jordan WAS the team. In the other games it seemed the Grants, Pippens and Paxons, etc. played a bigger role. Hell, Utah should have won one of those fnals, but choked. I'd say the '89 team only because of Jerry Rice...