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Not to mention blacks. Anyway, there's this local talk-radio guy in Pittsburgh that has this skit (not sure if it's KDKA-exclusive or not) he runs whenever some union guy starts arguing with him. It's called the "Union Store" and it has some guy pimping Made-in-America Union products, like a DVD player for $500. I always crack up whenever I hear one of those bits...

Yeah, we are. I can't wait to see this joke of a commission's report. Actually, through my various contacts, I have obtained a super-secret final draft of the thing. Here's a snippet: I feel safer already. Thank you 9/11 commission...

I'm sure most of you know my opinion regarding the Clintons, but Jesus Christ already -- enough is enough. BTW: With that looks on Bill's face, what do you wager he was thinking about? My guess is he was picturing his wife in the casket...

FIRST job interview?! N*gga that doesn't deserve no drink...

Tyler, I'm disappointed in you, you liberal fuck. If you're going to insult Ronnie, at least make it worthwhile reading. Say something like "Good thing he died of Alzheimers -- at least then he passed on with a clear conscience." And you have the sheer gall to be in my football contest...

Did you get a promotion or something?...

I don't know why, but just about every time I have seen Nancy this past week, I teared up. I cried a few times when listening to the funeral on radio -- thank God I have my own office away from everyone else...

Wow. Now I regret my stupid joke -- I heard her recording, too...

Problem is that document has been updated and is now placed in a folder in some crate that is stashed away in some government warehouse...

At least he's now using Rogaine -- good for Gorby...

I don't know if those people are actors, but if they are wouldn't taking a role like that pretty much typecast them? Hmm, don't install in a thunderstorm? Congrats btw...

Table for one, Mr. Genius? (Not sure how you got served either, but I felt inspired to post this...)

My hot water isn't working, bitch, go fix it. And the damn Mayfield kids stole my tattered American Flag from my front lawn again. Once I get four tires I'm out of this shithole...

Well if I wasn't picked in the 20th goddamn round -- bunch of racists on this board. Oh, wait. You're not on my team. Fuck you uber-nerd. Go save another message board...

It will after more people sue these companies putting this shit out. "Hey, I need heart bypass surgery? The low-carb bacon/sausage pizza I've been eating said nothing about this!"...

I was wondering about that reference -- so those two are fighting as well?...

Guess Powerball will need a new spokesperson. Reagan, Ray -- who will be #3?...

Oh, so that's who this new guy is? I like him...

He was a bleeding heart liberal. The bleeding heart part came from the Indians he killed. Mind you I'm not complaining; who did those hippie Indians think they were. It's not like they owned the land or anything -- that's what deeds are for...

Losing members? We're streamlining. Fuck off...

Now that was funny -- I read that the non-union workers were getting paid more than the union workers...

Truce? TRUCE? What the fuck is that shit? Ain't no truces at TSM. What are you going do now -- Suck each other's wangs?...

Well he could always ask for police protection. Oh, wait...

People insult each other on the Internet? Where? It has ALWAYS been this way, so what you mean is that you hate America's political system. Only thing you can do otherwise is have a dictatorship. The more people that vote for a third-party, the greater chance it has to get federal money and spread its message -- that's what any alternative party has to do. Sure the candidate you hate the most might win the current election, but that's what you have to do if you belive in a Perot/Nader/etc. that much. And you never answered my question -- where do you live?...

Hell, I could murder shaq lyrically without trying. And why do "Skillz" have to be mad? Why can't they be happy? After all, if your skillz were above average, wouldn't you be content? If your skills needed a lot of work, then I'd be Mad. Oh, wait. You said "Madd" skillz -- with the extra "d" -- nevermind...