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Was Action that Jay Mohr sports agent one? Oh, and Get a Life all the way...

OK, so basically PS2 games must sell a quarter million (if a game sells that many copies then I'm sure 400,000 units will be produced and take about a year for them to sell). Merci...

...which are "FAUX NEWS", Mikey Moore, how much Kerry/Bush sucks and fishermen getting raped with fruit. Get your priorities in order, hippie. Well, I've said my bit on gay marriage before and don't feel like going through it again, so I leave you all to your Jesus-talk...

Speaking of Drudge, it looks like Dennis Miller's show has jumped from a .1 to a .3, passing Norville's show...

Just post Craig Mack -- that's all you need...

Perhaps you shouldn't be viewing TSM while at work, hippie. I visit this place all the time while on the job and haven't gotten fired (yet...)

Once again the Man is holding down Rasheed Wallace...

Ratings don't always dictate quality (although in MSNBC's case it may), so take your panties out of your crack, hippie...

The only problem I see is that I don't use that D.C. paper as reference, nor do I read it that much, if at all, so I'll probably forget about this name. Now that certain cable news channel on the other hand...

I like the "2k4" but "MoonyTimes"? We can do better. How about "LoonyTimes"?...

Now come on, it wasn't THAT bad. (It wasn't that good either.) Oh, and it's been so long since I've seen that movie I can't help you out. All I remember is that if you rewound the movie you could see some "face." I never did though...

Because they should be barefoot in the kitchen popping out babies. Actually, my reason is because it's boring. Although women's volleyball, soccer and tennis > men's volleyball, soccer and tennis Happy now?...

Yet another Onion article I read through with a straight face. The streak continues. Jobber's one sentence > The Onion's 60 sentences...

And we thought MSNBC's ratings were low...

OMG CONSERVATIVE PROPOGANDIST TOOL OF REV. SUN YUNG MOON 2004? Too long. Plus it sounds like something Rant would come up with...

Damnit, and I was hoping for a gay marriage fight. Instead I get a Jesus lesson. F' you all...

No, it will be an OMG Global Warming is a Myth LOL2004~! thread. Wasn't part of the Kyoto Treaty to give developing nations a pass on pollution standards or something?...

If she's from Latrobe, then the answer is no...

I was an AI fan for a long time, but I soured on him with his "I'm an All-Star, I don't play off the bench." I don't care how mean Chris Ford has been to AI. Screw him...

If it involves women basketball players, I don't care. Did they all have to dunk from the same hoop, or did she get a lower height?...

It happened in Latrobe, which is in Westmoreland County, WAY outside Pittsburgh city limits/Allegheny County. Even though I live in Westmoreland County, my local tax dollars didn't fund this either (North Huntingdon represent). Although I'm sure our state taxes are another story. But don't worry, Mayor Smurfy will find other ways to waste your money...

How about the 90-something Senators that voted against it, too? Just want you to be FA-ux-IR AND BALANCED (lol2004)...

But it's OK because Europe is much more sophisticated than us...

Guess I better burn those pics of me as a baby romping around in my birthday suit on the beach before John Ashcroft gets me...

Jobber: My old man got lost his job at Heinz in the early '80s, so I feel your pain. MikeSC: You may think of me as a gay leech, but I still like you anyway...