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I'm curious to know if this poor soul in dire need of therapy would have gotten the same sentence if she was a he...

Don't forget my IRA, too. I'm loaded...

So what you are saying then is.... the man is BLACK? And Jewish...

I know. It sucks. My b-day is only going to be 23 hours this year. The Man has it out for me...

Flik, why do you think the interview went sour?...

I know I sure wouldn't have...

My first thought was TCM, but the odd thing is that when I first saw it as a kid the first half of the film scared the crap out of me. However, the second half had me laughing nonstop...

Look at that chick who ran into that homeless guy and left him to die in her garage (99 percent sure this happened in Texas). From what I remember she got a pretty harsh sentence. (Please note I'm saying the jury should have went easy on her.) Of course the harsher sentence probably wasn't too hard for the jury to give out since she was also black, but that's another story...

So you showed up late and stoned?...

First thought: My first job rejection letter in which the guy misspelled "periodically" (or however the hell it's spelled). I have it framed...

True. When I went to college, aside from my first semester, I never got lower than a 3.5...

What? Shit, I wish my school was like that. Then again, my cheap ass school only have 2 AP courses (Art History, which I'm currently taking as a two-year course, and AP Calculus), and no honor courses. Stupid, stupid school. Yeah, my school did the same thing. And as someone with a SAT score in the low 900s, do you all think I would remember my GPA? I do remember that I got on the honor roll one quarter of my freshman year. I also should have been on it one quarter of my junior year but my cunt English teacher gave me a B, even though I only got one B grade (and it was a high B, too) with the rest being A's -- I'm still trying to figure that one out. My school district was a pretty yuppie one, so I'm sure I was ranked near the bottom, which would have been pretty good if compared to other districts in the area. I was in that group that could have done better but didn't care -- you know, that group just above those kids that go to the "retard room" in order to take tests. I think the highlight of my high schooling was in my 11th grade Horticulture class where we got COLORING BOOKS...

For those that care...

Now, now. Don't do that again...

Then you'll love this: (I'm not comparing this story to the one already posted -- this is just for AS...)

I noticed you were gone. I just didn't care. Sorry...

Well I can't stand the human race as a whole -- doesn't matter if it's a kid or adult. EDIT: Great, Rant's reading this -- I'm sure I'll be getting cracked with the ruler now...

I like Ralph. He makes me laugh. Oh, and might I point out the following...

Better never than late...

Ewww. I live around so many Democrats, especially those giving money to Howie. Well I know whose houses I'll be egging this Devil's Night...

Awww, poor woman -- hope she gets some therapy. Maybe her and A. Yates can be penpals or something...

Dr Rice is not married. Wow, she's smarter than I thought...

So I'm assuming you don't work at Crack-Donalds anymore and those retail job interviews (Best Buy/Target was one of them, right?) didn't pan out. Where would this new job be at and what would you be doing? And yes, the quick turnaround from applying to getting a call is a good thing...

Comedy is a hard profession, and it takes a lot to make me laugh, imo. I'm the type of person that won't laugh at a person's joke, and then when that person walks away enraged, trips and falls I'll bust a gut...

Sad thing is when a real abduction does occur I wonder if communities will keep this fiasco in the back of their minds?...