King Kamala

Whilst searching Kawalimus Kid on Google, I found this gem by (I presume) our friend posted on another board. Call this Dumbest Comment on The Day Not At TSM Re: And I thought population was high enough... Post by kawalimus on Sept 12, 2007, 4:35pm You know what the answer is? Homosexuality!!! I am serious, USA and other country needs to promote homosexuality amongst young adults cause more people discovering they are gay means less unwanted children. In an ideal modern world in coming years I'd would hope 20% at least of world population is gay. It is absolute necessity. We have billions of people in this world and cannot feed them all.

I think some crappy team will sign him to a minor league contract.

Right after I read that, I smelled a little bit of gay around here.

The most entertaining chugging related incident I saw was when my high school drama teacher chugged a gallon of water in one swig on a dare from one of my classmates.

Great, just great. Now I'll have the Hands Across America song stuck in my head for the rest of the night. "Hands across America, hands across the land I love"

As a young fan growing up in the mid 90s, I always wanted to see Mike Tyson Vs George Foreman for some reason but I doubt that's the best fight that never happened. I'll let this question continue.

I've heard the new Wembley Stadium mentioned a few times and as cool as that would be, I doubt they'll do a WrestleMania outside of North America anytime in the near future.

I hope with Kip and Dr. Pat working that The Hutch gets back on TV.

Am I the only who thinks DiBiase's stint as a manager in the WWF was kind of lame? I'm a huge DiBiase mark but I don't remember him doing anything remotely cool (with the exception of buying off Santa and Jack Tunney) and The Million Dollar Corporation is probably one of my least favorite stables of all time. And his WCW run was even more forgettable. Edit: Right after I posted this- I just thought of DiBiase's humiliation of Nikolai Volkoff. That was almost as good as anything he did in his hey day. Man, I loved that mini-angle.

I can only find Slush Puppy machines in hick gas stations in the middle of nowhere. The corner store up the street from my house had one for years from about the time I moved there when I was 3 until I was in 5th or 6th grade. Then they replaced it with an as crappy if not worse "fruit smoothie" machine (I think they called it smoothies but it was more of a precursor of Dunkin' Donuts Fruit Coolatas). The smoothie machine didn't last too long. What's the weirdest food (or drink) item you've found in a gas station or convenience store?

Eh, I think the industry was starting to hit the skids in '92, shortly after SummerSlam. Though having two monster heel champions in '93 certainly didn't help things (Though I did like both Vader and Yoko's runs with the belt).

IIRC, the two different versions story is an urban legend.Then again, I read that on Snopes and they aren't always 100% accurate.

That's So Raven is worse than The Suite Life but both are pretty god damn shitty, even by their low standards. I think That's So Raven has a spinoff now with the annoying kid brother which is disheartening.

This guy may be the most well-spoken poster I've come across in my five years on this board.

I watch them once in a blue moon as well and while they aren't great, they certainly aren't any worse than the children's sitcoms we loved back in the day. And I'll take Drake and Josh over Two and a Half Men any day of the week.

Cumberland Farms has 79 cents for any sized sodas and every Cumberland Farms I've come across, even the ones in the sticks are 24/7. They don't have a super large cup but you don't really need that in the first place. Other than that, fuck a bunch of Cumberland Farms. The one near me has possibly the rudest clerk I've ever met. I know working as the overnight clerk at a 24/7 Cumberland Farms in the middle of nowhere is a shitty job but that dude is really unpleasant. And he always checks out your stuff superslowly whilst telling you much of an asshole the customer before you was. I tend to avoid that Cumberland Farms like the plague, at least after 9 PM.

I've never had it but a local pizza place offers hot dog pizza. Don't know why anybody would want to get it but it's there. I love hot dogs but the thought of hot dog gravy, hot dog omlettes, hot dog pizza and any hot dog related food that isn't actually hot dogs just sounds flat out unappealing.

I felt bad after posting this. I'm putting a moratorium on posting JN News quotes in this thread for a while. The guy's a dork but he means well and seems like a nice guy. Besides, we've got ooddles and oodles of shitty non-JN News posts around here.

Looking at Cawthon's site, it says his first appearence as Stone Cold was on March 11th, 1996 on RAW against Savio Vega but I don't think he really started using the gimmick we all know and love until King of The Ring that year. I was watching casually at the time but I don't recall there being buildup with Austin changing from The Ringmaster to Stone Cold.

I'm posting just to say I've got dibs on next week's Let's Talk About thread. I haven't seen much pre-Hogan WCW, I started watching in February-March of '94 and even then I mostly watched WWF until I caught my first Nitro on Memorial Day '96 (good episode to start with). But I vaguely recall renting Starcade '92 as a mark and I did recently watch the angle where Sting got attacked by Jake Roberts and Ron Simmons won the lottery to replace him against Vader and won the title on YouTube. Wow, what a hot angle. I'm not sure if I've ever seen a crowd as emotionally involved in a match as the crowd for Simmons-Vader was. I love the black guy in the front row, jumping up and down and crying tears of joy after Simmons one. They really blew Simmons' title reign though. It could have been huge but it was always overshadowed by whatever Sting was doing.

Is the PTC still even around? Good ol' JN News is a mainstay of this thread. And I'll be pissed if there's some dude named Kamala working the indy scene!

Irving Blue Canoe is the Rolls Royce of Gas Station convenience stores. I've only seen them in Maine but according to their website they're in Massachusetts, Vermont, and Connecticut too. But man, what a gas station. Coke and Pepsi products on the fountain plus you can make your own milkshake- I've never seen another gas station where you could do that. Granted, I've never tried it and the prospect of a gas station milkshake doesn't sound too appealing but it's good to know it's there if I absolutely have to get a milkshake and don't want to run to the fast food place next to the Blue Canoe.

I'm glad to be paired up with Nightwing and Czech. Both are two of my favorite posters. I think Czech is the X-Pac of the group because he's the most CONTROVERSIAL, I'm Albert cause I'm big and have a somewhat hairy stomach and Nightwing is Justin Credible solely because he's the least known of the bunch. majormayhem1, Marvin, and EHME are The TSM's Dungeon of Doom!

Hey, speaking of Ferry, what would you guys recommend of Roxy Music or Bryan Ferry to me? I've always liked the little stuff I've heard from them and I've decided I want to pick some stuff of.

Has anybody seen these weird Head-On commercials that air on CNN all the time? I fall asleep with the TV on sometimes and the bald, black guy with the weird voice at the end wakes me up all the time. "I HATE your commercials but I LOVE your product!"