King Kamala

Man, this BX guy is a jerk! He called us retards!

"Who here likes the Doobie Brothers? Cause we've got one of 'em!"

Big 'N' Tastys are appalling, even by McDonalds standards. I'm not sure if I had even had one before I ate three in one sitting but I'm sure as hell I haven't had one since. Actually, I don't think they're still even around for that matter. We don't have very many "eat something huge in x amount of minutes and eat for free" promotions around here. There is one burrito place that has a two pound burrito that if you eat it in 30 minutes you get it for free.

Yessh sorry I made a joke. I can't top that I don't think. Most burger I've eaten was three Big 'N' Tastys in one sitting at the mall food court back about five years ago. Needless to say, I immedietely regretted that decision.

I'm with Al here. A two year rule sounds like fair game.

I was exaggerating a bit I guess when I said Second Half of '98. The stuff leading up to SummerSlam was really good. But I think everything after SummerSlam was kind of shitty. I mean Judgement Day and Survivor Series that year are two PPVs that are just as bad as anything they did in '99.

And you know what's even better than a Stack Attack? That's right, FOUR Stack Attacks, stacked on top of each other! Somewhere Vitamin X weeps

My boy Wes Welker is taking home the MVP trophy and in the process, will inspire young Caucasian wide recievers across the land.

Are we talking about currently playing? I can't think of any. But living athlete has to be Dwight Gooden. He won The Cy Young at 20 and potentially could have been one of the greats but he threw it all away by being a massive cokehead. I'm not sure how much of it was drugs or how much of it was just the dude being nuts but Ike Ibeabuchi could have been the dominant heavyweight of this decade. Speaking of boxing, this board often talks about MMA's impact on the world of pro wrestling but I'd like to hear someone's thoughts on MMA's impact on pro boxing. Do you think MMA could potentially kill boxing or can they co-exist?

No, the "Lonely Road of Faith" video was done before the "nostalgia" brigade of 2002 (Perfect, Goldust, Val Venis, nWo) and was kind of a "Is This The WWF's Last Stand?" before Survivor Series sort of piece. No, it was done before No Way Out '02 after Vince threatened to bring the nWo. I remember Ric Flair presented the video. So Perfect was in the company.

Masturbation

I wonder if there's any slash involving Slash out there? No, I know there is. And no, I don't want anybody to post any links to Slash/Axl slash.

87. Lashley is not in JN News' latest EWR diary.

The Latest From Damien Demento Demento might have a illegitmate kid Damien Demento: The TV Show? And he disses Gillberg!

68. Lashley never had a manager as cool as "The Doctor of Style" Slick.

Thanks to the damn writer's strike, Kellie Pickler was the 1st guest and musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night. For Kimmel's sake, I hope this strike ends soon so we don't have to see shit like that anymore. "Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel...Jimmy's guest will be Bucky Covington"

47. Lashley's never wrestled in a Carson City Silver Dollar match.

Hey nobody's saying they should take him off the air. We're all just saying we think he's an idiot

I know a Mike Jones. Needless to say, he hates any and all references to the rapper of the same name.

42. Lashley never got to team up with Akeem The African Dream.

I've always got a kick out of WrestleMania squashes. The Hart Foundation squashing The Bolvsheiks at WrestleMania VI always gets a chuckle from me and as a young mark, I went apeshit when Earthquake beat Adam Bomb in 30 seconds at WrestleMania X. Though in retrospect, the latter was kind of stupid since Earthquake left a month later and Adam Bomb was supposes to be an up and coming heel. And of course a post about WrestleMania squashes needs to mention King Kong Bundy beating S.D. Jones in nine seconds. That's somewhat diminished by the fact that the match is actually like 30-40 seconds long and even as a mark, I knew that time wasn't right.

Ugh I hate "New" stables. Didn't you see the DX revival a year or two back? 29. Lashley's never been in a Hell in a Cell match. Bossman has...at WrestleMania no less!

Oh boy another snuffbox Vs hipster showdown. I can't begin to tell you how (not) excited I am to witness this.

Maybe he's one bad poster that just got tired of us complaining about him sucking. That's what my money's on anyways.

Kucinich dropping out I'm mildly surprised as I thought he'd awkwardly hang on until July like last time. Wonder when Gravel is going to drop out.