King Kamala

My best friend in 2nd grade convinced everybody (self included) that his dad was The President of Cartoon Network. Thankfully, I was the one who exposed him for the pathological liar he was (and last I knew, still is). Last I heard about that kid, was last summer when a mutual acquaintance told me my former BFF had a massive porn collection.

What'd they cut out? And Peter Berg is directing this? Sign me up, I'll be there opening weekend.

Fun "mixing up name" story: My sophomore biology teacher flipped out at my friend for thinking Carl Sagan was the lead singer of Steely Dan.

Isn't that the name of the singer of Modest Mouse?

Fun Fact: I second the idea of a Fun Facts thread.

No baby no

I still feel bad for taking part in scaring JN News away from this board. He may never post on another message board cause we made fun of his e-fed!

I thought he was already dead. He was a pretty underrated talent. RIP.

Bob Dylan- "Blind Willie McTell"

Well the local Strawberries is going out of business on Thursday so I decided to take advantage of their everything must go sale. It really wasn't good at all. 20% for all new (not used) CDs and DVDs. That's not that good and Strawberries was always the 2nd most expensive record store behind FYE but I expected a little more since they're closing in 48 hours and still had a lot of their shit left. So I didn't quite get the loot but I did expand my Dylan collection with.... This is on the whole rather forgettable but nowhere near as terrible as the little I've heard of other Dylan stuff from the 80s. "Sweetheart Like You", "License To Kill", and "Jokerman" are all pretty good but the rest is kind of forgettable and marred by cheesy 80s production. I haven't listened to this one. I don't own/haven't heard any of his latest trilogy (this one, Love and Theft, Modern Times so I figured I'd better start with this one. That and well, it was his only studio album in the used section. Couldn't beat the price at $6...

A passionate hatred for TaigaStar is one thing me and Carlito can agree on.

Tampa Bay Devil Rays. They have no history, have always been kind of crappy, they have a shitty stadium and despite some good prospects, don't have much potential for the future thanks to being in the tough AL East. The Arizona Cardinals are a pretty close second but they've had decent years here and there and always seem to be one year away from being successful. Will we ever see another professional two sport athlete?

I thought latter day WCW Saturday Night mainstays "Hardwork" Bobby Walker and Kid Romeo would get bumped up to Nitro and Thunder and get sizable pushes. Romeo did have a nice, short run teaming up with Elix Skipper but they formed about a month or two before WCW closed so we all know how that turned out. IIRC, Bobby Walker was one of the guys, who along with Sonny Onoo sued WCW for racial discrimination. Unfortunatley, I was right with my prediction that "Tarzan" Chuck Palumbo would get pushed up to the A shows and recieve a push.

Winipeg or Quebec City, cause hockey already worked at both places at one time. I can't think of any American cities that really deserve an NHL franchise that doesn't already have one. Of the three major sports (baseball, basketball, football), which is the most likely to have a successful second professional league?

I'm not the biggest Will Smith fan but this one looks pretty damn funny. Plus it's got Jason Bateman in a supporting role. Even if it isn't that good, It'll probably kick Superhero!'s ass in terms of superhero spoof movies.

Cheech's former avatar, Don Mossi has to be up there. As for current players, Sam Cassell and Charlie Villanueva are certainly up there. Question: Do you think Los Angeles will ever get another NFL team?

I'm going to guess The Supersonics. They don't seem to have any sort of plan for a new arena unlike The Marlins. They don't have a post-disaster sympathy effect like The Hornets and they aren't semi-successful like The Jags. It's only a matter of time. In a similar vein, which defunct sports team do you miss the most?

In honor of Monday Night Raw being on right now, a tribute to mid 90s Jerry Lawler! Lawler falls off his throne (carried by Duane Gill, a young D Lo Brown and some less notable jobbers) and Macho Man laughs and laughs Jerry Lawler Vs Vince McMahon----the Karate Fighters battle (Complete with bad Todd Pettingil commentary) Tiny Tim on The King's Court

Did he yell "MEATBALL" when giving Tito a press slam? And I also like what I've seen of Hogan's early arrogant heel stuff as well. I also think he was a bit better worker back then.

Deon is the ghetto Dave Meltzer

If Jake Roberts isn't on Celebrity Rehab 2 on VH1, I'll be mighty pissed. And don't try to say he's not famous enough for that show. The guy from Crazy Town is on there! Jake The Snake is at least as famous as that guy!

Here are two (maybe the only two?) of The Man With No Face's (One of Ed Leslie's 1,108,273 gimmicks) appearences in the WWF circa '91. The Man With No Face attacks "The Model" Rick Martel The Man With No Face saves Greg Valentine from the dastardly Dino Bravo and Earthquake Some more WrestleCrap Loch Ness Vs "American Male" Marcus Alexander Bagwell A Kimchee (!!!) squash match

Fair enough. I'm just trying to get along with everybody dammit!

Hey cunt, that's a new one for Carlito I think. Good for you!