King Kamala

There's a home video of my family at some lame ass zoo in South Carolina from way back in the day and my brother (About 9 or 10 at the time) is filming the duck pond and the male duck mounts the female duck and starts humping it and says "There's a duck, trying to jump over another duck." Second best home video ever behind the one where my uncle sat on my then infant cousin at Christmas.

I think spoiler tags should be used for at least a month for lazy ass people like me who wait for the crowds to thin out a bit before they see a movie.

I thought unlike Goldberg, Sting made a surprisingly good heel during his short turn. The fans just couldn't hate the guy no matter how hard he tried. I always smile when I think of the time Sting whacked Hogan with a baseball bat while The Hulkster was signing autographs for some kids on Nitro.

This must be some sort of first, #1st TSMer to get deported! Who do you guys think will be #2?

He's mentioned the nudist grandma (in one of those stupid incest threads) and horny grandpa both a couple times before. And since when is being litigous cool? My now-deceased grandfather sued Buick once and got $2000. I can't remember why he sued them, I was only 3 or 4 at the time. It didn't make him any more or less cool to me.

I haven't seen '05-'07 but I'll just give the Top 5 for ones I've seen. 1. '92 2. '01 3. '90 4. '04 5. '00 (I've always thought this one was really fun, even if the outcome was predictable)

Wow King, did not see him lasting this far. The guy is the new upset king here, going through not one but two #1 seeds. He's a pretty good poster and I like his WWE 24/7 rants but I just can't vote for him over Milky.

The Undertaker Vs IRS from Royal Rumble '95 also has to be up there. At least Undertaker-Yoko and HHH-Steiner were memorably bad, that match was just boring ass shit.

To totally disrupt the flow of this conversation, my favorite Guns 'N' Roses song for some reason is "Don't Cry". It must be the vocal stylings of Shannon Hoon that do it for me.

Here's another piece of WrestleCrap for you before I hit the hay. My Hero Vs Hulk Kamala from WCW Main Event (Featuring the imitable commentary team of Eric Bischoff, Randy Savage and Dusty Rhodes) Macho Man Vs The Zodiac (With Fan Run-in) Tom Magee (One of the biggest busts in WWF history) Vs Terry Gibbs

I rented the '95 Rumble somewhat recently (2-3 years back, when video stores were still split 50/50 between VHS and DVD) and the thing that struck me was how flat the whole show was. There were a couple matches in the three star match range on that undercard (Bret-Diesel, Razor-Jarrett, The Tag Team title match) but I don't remember the audience reacting to anything. Even the "wild" finish didn't get much of a reaction. I don't care what anybody says, those '95 WWF PPV audiences were the worst.

I was just about to say the same thing Cabbageboy said about '93. The first half of the Rumble was pretty good but once Gonzalez came in, it totally went downhill. He took so much time out of that match with everybody being scared of him and refusing to get in the ring. It totally disrupted whatever momentum the match had and it never recovered. Though I did like the moment towards the end after Backlund eliminated Rick Martel and had a great look of disbelief on his face after he realized he was one of the Final 3.

I kind of regret putting '98 as an option. It wasn't so much a bad Rumble as it was a horribly predictable Rumble. I mean who else had a shot besides Austin? Maybe I should have put '93 as an option instead but I have too much nostalgia for that show as it was the first tape I owned. But nostalgia aside, it has arguably the worst Rumble finish of all time and is really dull at times. It has enough good moments to keep it away from being the worst but not enough to keep it from being one of the worst IMHO. But yeah, there's no question in my mind that '95 and '99 are by far the two worst ones.

I don't think either of The Ace Venturas were great shakes or Bruce Almighty or The Mask for that matter. The fact they made/are making sequels to all of them without what made them so appealing to the masses is extremely disheartening. I do like me some Dumb and Dumber though. That's the one Carrey comedy I can say I enjoy to this day.

I'm sure this has been done before but it was probably done a long time ago. I think the obvious pick is '95 with the shortened times and WrestleCrap filled field of combatants. The Russorific and utterkly predictable '99 is a close second. Every other one I've managed to get some enjoyment out of ('98 had the Three Faces of Foley in it, '88 was the first one, '96 had some weird one shot appearences in it)

So... a third Ace Ventura movie is coming out later this year, with no Jim Carrey and the fat kid from License To Wed starring as Ace Ventura Jr. Mark my words, this one will be even worse than Dumb and Dumberer, Evan Almighty and Son of The Mask. Why does Hollywood keep on insisting on doing sequels to Jim Carrey movies without Jim Carrey? And it's not like anybody was clamoring to see sequels to these movies in the first place.

One of approximately 78 TSM posters with Canadian in their SN.

For some reason even though I like both Milky and Czech, I don't want to see a Milky-Czech final.

CZECH DOESN'T WANT TO SEE A BLACK MAN WIN!

I think the record company is wondering how to market its release because there's little to no chance of the thing being profitable. . I mean this is a record that supposidely cost $15 million and hardly anybody buys CDs anymore.

I think I've heard variations of that same rumor with Elton John and David Bowie in there instead of Stewart.

I don't know if a single song has killed a career quite as violently as "Thank You" killed Alanis Morissette's

Now here's some for all two of you coronation marks. King Duggan's coronation(Love Andre The Giant consoling Haku backstage) And on the flip side Haku's coronation The Brooklyn Brawler makes his debut and decks Gorilla Monsoon and The Red Rooster

IIRC, he was The Taylor Made Man back when he was in The York Foundation as Terrance Taylor around '91. The York Foundation were to me like yuppie nerd versions of The Million Dollar Man.

Yeah I can't wait to see how that turns out. Anyway 377. Conan saves Lincoln from being assasinated!