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DAVE NOTES: --Backstage at TNA today, they told The Naturals to cut their hair for their new role. Andy Douglas argued about it and I don't know yet how it's being rectified, but it may result in the planned push for the team being dropped. --Norman Smiley and Jerrelle Clark are appearing doing job duty --Homicide will be getting a real look in a singles facing Sonjay Dutt --Jake Roberts is there. I don't know if he's going to be used as talent or not.

DX being banned from the building means they will be seen outside the arena destroying Vince's car. Bet on it!

Yeah and the show isn't good either. COUNT IT.

Why did you listen to something posted by CronoT.

Where is he bleeding from?

Am I the only one who thinks Angle looks like a complete boner with that mouthpiece?

They could have used Tracy Brooks in the "equalizer" role, since A) They don't seem to be using Bentley anymore B) She doesn't look like a dude C) She wouldn't completely expose how small AJ and Daniels are

Man, I would have got that wrong too. I've never heard that phrase used before.

Bobby Peru is Special K.

Hey HTQ, what is the "craziest contract clause ever" that Dave was referring to in his Observer preview this week? I've look all through the newsletter and I can't find it.

UTSU, you mean Chikara? Did Bob Saget really make an appearance there?

Yes! It's shit!!

That cover is a total ripoff of a Rolling Stone cover Jenny McCarthy did 10 years ago.

HE WANTS IT, GIRLFRIEND.

I am a supporter of Test's "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, I KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!" shirt.

Quite a miscalculation on his part.

I should have known given "Kotz"'s love of MikeSC and "Czech"'s ventures into the wrestling forums.

I Fuck with your soul like ether WILL Teach you the king you know you NOT "God's Son" across the belly LOSE I prove you lost already

Is HHH wearing the long tights?

For those of y'all who want to buy old ECW tapes, you can get basically everything they did here: http://www.rfvideo.com/index.asp?PageActio...CATS&Category=3 That is, IF you're not opposed to giving money to Rob Feinstein.

This is all in the last six hours.

Why should they stay?

YO MAMA!

It's OK to say anything you want about Lex Luger because he's a bad worker.

Who thought it was a good idea to hire this ugly woman? P.S. Jay Lethal looks like J.T. Smith.