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According to the closed-captioning, "The Mojo" will be defending his title later.

I remember when he came to my college he said "cock n' balls".

Bad thread.

Oh yeah, what a coincidence that she would be at his house! THEY LIVED TOGETHER.

We really need to do away with the lame WWE-related member titles.

AJ/Daniels/Joe from Unbreakable. Which you've probably seen, but still, I feel it's the best. As for the pre-Joe era, there are two AMW vs Daniels & Elix Skipper cage matches that everyone loves.

There's a Hawk52.

True that it makes sense to have the title chase end at the biggest show of the year, but the thing about that is the fact that TNA as a whole isn't drawing. When the WWF was expanding in '84, Vince didn't wait for "the right time" to make Hogan champ. He put the belt on him right away. It might not be such a bad idea, if they want to push Joe as their top guy, to just give him the belt and let him run with it.

Mike is one of the unfunniest posters I've ever seen on a message board. He tries so hard with his weak insults and "Yo Momma" style jokes but he fails so often. Actually, he was kind of funny once, when there was a thread about who the worst poster on the whole board was and Mike came in and was like "Hey guys, what are ya talking about?" IT'S LIKE HE KNEW. But that one moment of self-deprecating humor was it.

A WWF Superstars-esque split-screen promo!

I think the main point of contention is your use of "Thanks" at the end of every post. I know you've resisted suggestions to refrain from using your catchphrase before but I can't imagine you being readmitted to the folder should you continue to end your posts in that fashion.

You know, one thing I liked about the Kelly skit last week was the fact that WWE's music department did a better job than ever before of approximating the sound of early-decade R&B.

The closed-captioning just called him "Taboo".

TAROT CARDS! EXXXX-TREEEEMMEE!

Yeah but I think Lactose is serious. I mean he seems like a real poster who takes the extreme left viewpoint. All my posts were just "YOU LIUBERAL;S ARE ASSHOLES AND YOPU'RE GAY"

FUCK no.

It's not my finest moment in messageboarding.

Last time I checked, June was the sixth month, DOG.

I had a sweet gimmick called theneocon. I made that board so much better.

EDIT: Double post!

AWFUL WAFFLE!

rX is back! Incredible!

But they didn't even say "I don't know"!!! Edit: BEAT TO IT. SHIT.

Man, Jarrett is a douche. HHH finally lost a Hell in a Cell match when the booking required him to, but JJ always has to win HIS match, even if they aren't going to make him champ. Fuck, him.