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Post it. I like when people share my anti-cellphone views.

My favorite album opener is the strange apparatus they use at retail stores which open the plastic CD case holders.

Why are so many people putting Vince on the list? He's only 59 and in great shape.

This is the kind of stuff that used to go in this folder? Lame.

That's with your party girls who like to go out every Friday night wearing tube tops and super-low jeans with their asses hanging out looked to get wasted. We're talking about scenesters who wear girl's jeans, black hardcore/emo band shirts, have trendy dyed black haircuts and claim to listen to every band that nobody has ever heard of.

Coke is popular with scenesters? I should ask my friend about this, he's a scenester and he hasn't mentioned this to me.

You know, she appeared in the very first episode of Saved by the Bell, back when it was called Good Morning, Miss Bliss. And now here she is with TSM legend Bob Barron. Ain't that shit crazy?

I don't know how accurate the info is. The site is really anti-Ashlee, but the story I posted doesn't seem that implausible. John Shanks is the Phil Spector of the teen "rock" movement and we all know Ashlee can't sing.

This thread is awful....through no fault of the person who started it.

Interesting. I'm listening to New Order right now. I can't wait for this new album.

Maybe I was wrong. Perhaps it's this piece:

I always thought the other ear was the "gay" one.

I heard Dean Malenko's theme on Ricki Lake.

The movie sucked. Sucked hard. Even when I was 9 and seeing it on the big screen, I realized that. Not only was the writing/acting/directing all fairly lame, but the movie actually had a whole bunch of mistakes and inaccuracies about various Nintendo games. ("Get the STAR, Jimmy, it's worth more points!") That's just inexcusable, as the kids in the target audience pick up on bullshit like that right away. $14 mil in box office, yeah. But how much did it cost to make? Hell, at the time $14 large probably just barely covered the salaries of Fred Savage, Beau Bridges, and Christian Slater combined. And yes, the movie did help sell merchandise. Specifically, it helped sell one Power Glove to yours truly. And THAT moment is the first time I realized that video game companies and movies would lie to me and sell me horrible useless shit just to steal my money. On topic, what other games has IGN ever given a 9.8 or higher score? It was a bad decision on the movie studio's part, not Nintendo. They didn't make the movie themselves, they got paid so that a movie studio could give them free publicity. That's an incredibly good decision, because even though The Wizard sucked, I'm sure nobody was turned off to Nintendo because of it.

I always thought Barry Windham's theme "Smokin'" from the Slam Jam album was a rip-off of Boston's "Smokin'".

I remember VK Wallstreet using a "Love in an Elevator" ripoff. Also, Jim Powers' theme always seemed like a ripoff of Aerosmith's "Make It", but that song isn't very well-known so I'm not sure. Plus, in the last days of WCW, Kanyon used a rip-off of Bush's "Comedown".

I didn't know Taylor Dayne was fat. As for Vanilla Ice, he's not fat or anything, so I don't know what they can do for him. I read that they were going to have him record a song with a well-known producer, but that guy is never going to have a hit again (even though his nu-metal album Hard to Swallow is quite enjoyable on a comedic level).

You had a Degrassi Junior High convention? Just kidding.

Actually, he also owns the site godhatesamerica.com. So, he must be a liberal!!!

http://ashlee.zap.to/ For those who don't like Ashlee (or even those who do), check out this site. A lot of the stuff on there is pretty funny. Here's what they say about her role in writing the songs (and don't blame me for this site's aversion to capitalization):

Hell no. David would never listen to Kylie Minogue. He probably listened to the Smiths or Depeche Mode or some other sensitive music to nuture his artist's soul.

11/20/95 - WWF has the HBK collapse angle on Raw at the same time Sting wrestles Hogan for the first time ever on Nitro.

They offered Savage and Piper LOWER contracts? Typical WCW.

Jeez, that would have been awesome. Do you know if there was any chance of actually getting those guys? I know Hart mentioned it in his infamous Flair-bashing post last summer that Flair wanted to bring him in but had to renege on the offer - did negotiations get far with any of the others?