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EA is buying Bioware and Pandemic.

Yeah but then didn't they bring him back because OH HE KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT WRESTLING AND WE NEED HIM TO WRITE FOR THE MAIN SITE?

Disaster is looking kind of cool: Hey, Mario Kart has bikes now!

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Ewww. In other news...

http://wii.ign.com/articles/826/826130p1.html

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It tickled me the first few times. But it's been overused. Much like "durgz". I honestly have never seen this before. Is it a reference to the infamous rant by Coffey? Or possibly another infamous rant from Anglesault?

This pisses me off more than a message forum has ever pissed me off before. Even though it's just text from someone that I will never meet, it pisses me off. Not just because I'm a Morley mark, but because people are so dimwitted they have to always use the same excuses for everything. His matches are repetitive? Fuck you. Alright. Just straight fuck you. This is the WWE. EVERY match is repetitive. Every fucking one. That's what happens when you only get four minutes to work. I think, no fuck that, I KNOW Val is the best wrestler on RAW. Yeah, that's right. Better than Jericho, better than RVD & better than Lance Storm. You can call me crazy all you want, but I know what I have seen. Morley always...ALWAYS entertains me. On the stick, in the ring, everywhere. He should be a main eventer by now. Especially after having to go through all the "Val Venis" bullshit. He is WAY above average in the wrestling department. "Average at best?" Fucking please. Rodney Mack is average at best. Test is average at best. Morley is better than half the roster (including Smackdown). Average at best means that when he has his best nights, it's only average. Or, it could mean if you added up all of his matches and rated them on quality, then divided by the number of matches you would end up with a number that was "average" based on a scale that would have to be made up as well. Fuck that. Did you even think before you typed that? His offense is rather dull aside from a few moves like the Blue Thunder? Why's that? Because not every single move he uses is exclusive to him? I beg to differ. He executes all of his moves well. He has a great finisher. The 'Money Shot' is highly underrated. Everytime I see it I just have flashbacks to Jimmy Snuka days. Just because he doesn't do twenty moonsaults and six corkscrews before hitting a body splash doesn't mean that it can't still be impressive. I swear, it's like people have selective viewing habits. If you don't think Morley is talented, you shouldn't be allowed to form an opinion about wrestling on a wrestling forum. The same people that preach about Chris Jericho, Booker T. & The Hurricane had better damn well see something in Morley. Now I'm bitter. I can't believe that someone would go out of their way to call Morley average. I've never even seen Morley botch a spot! Remember his feud with D-Lo way back when for the IC title? Yeah, he was even good back then. I've also never heard about Morley being hard to work with or causing problems backstage. In fact, whenever I do read something about him, it's usually just something like him going to another wrestlers wedding. That just shows that he's a nice guy with a lot of friends. I guess we all know where nice guys finish. I just think it's a case of the good old TSM double standard again. I have no doubt in my mind that if people talked about Morley as much as they talk about some other 'Smark Darlings" everyone would act like they liked him. Why? Because this place is full of fucking sheep. Just a bunch of damn bandwagon jumpers. It makes me sick. It's like everyone just tries to fit in. Everyone likes the same five wrestlers...and I know that they are talented, but I guarantee half of the people that act like they like Guerrero or Jericho only say that to try and fit in here. The reasoning is because they don't want to be "ran off" for having a different opinion. Don't act like it wouldn't happen either, because it's happened in the past. It's not just a difference of opinion either. You might not like Morley as much as me, that's fine. You might think other wrestlers are better than him, that's fine too. Those are opinions, I'll admit that. Saying the man is not talented or is average is not an opinion. Not to me. To me it's false information. It's bullshit. He obviously has talent. OBVIOUSLY. If you can't see that, quit watching wrestling because you wouldn't know talent it it took you out into the middle of the street and blew your brains out.

Are you serious? Have you ever gone back and looked at some of the threads from '02? This board was terrible!

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I'm sorry Czech that I did not see your IM last night relating to this thread. I would have been happy to discuss it had I seen it.

Link's Crossbow Training screens: http://jeux-france.com/news22008_link-s-cr...-en-images.html Also, a new Samba de Amigo is coming to Wii: http://wii.joystiq.com/2007/09/25/gearbox-...-sequel-to-wii/

I actually made that a year and a half ago for a "Photoshop Hoff" thread. For some reason I didn't post it then.

Probably somewhere smoking a PCP-laced mixture of tobacco and dog shit while watching The Ewok Adventure.

That's what you get for using a word that doesn't exist.

Wrestling takes all of the worst elements of the music industry, the porn industry, and professional sports and rolls them up into a nice little package.

P.S. I always took Kinetic for a member of the "too cool for wrestling" crowd.

he's workin u doggyyyyyyyyyy

I don't think anyone really thought Aguilera was unstable or crazy, just a giant attention whore. I'm sure her slutty image circa 2002 was cause for concern on the part of some people, but really she was just trying to seem more "adult". Britney on the other hand is such a colossal fuck-up that it really makes me think there should be some laws governing who is and isn't allowed to breed.

Not unless he's a bankruptcy mark.

I don't know where this "OJ hired a killer" theory you're always talking about comes from. OJ's blood was all over the crime scene. The entire case against him was based on that evidence. If you're going to believe that he didn't do it himself, you might as well believe that he wasn't involved at all.

Man does it bum me out that this show lasted only 18 episodes. Although I can't fault NBC for canceling it, since it was their lowest-rated show. But they didn't do it any favors by putting it on Saturday. No show does well on Saturday! Although the premiere did pretty well in the ratings. Then it fell by like half the next week. Maybe people just didn't like what they saw. But I did! So in this thread we'll discuss this awesome show and the things we remember from it. Some of my favorite moments from the show were: - Daniel playing D&D with the geeks and naming his character "Carlos the Dwarf" - Nick being the world's creepiest boyfriend to Lindsay, and him singing Styx's "Lady" to her, with her being initially touched and flattered, and then becoming increasingly freaked out as the performance goes on. - Sam becoming the object of ridicule for his poor performance in sex ed. ("Hey, Dr. Love, will you please autograph my genitals?") - Mr. Rosso's herpes story. - Rosso singing "I'm Eighteen" in the guidance office. ("I'm a boy (or girl) and I'm a man (or woman), I'm eigh-teen!") - Any scene with Sarah Hagan as Millie. I can't believe how they cast someone so perfect for the role of the uptight nerd, but she was great. She had the perfect look, voice, mannerisms....just great casting. - Harris, Millie, and Cindy as the "Sober Students Improv Players". - Nick's terrible song about Lindsay, "Lady L". - Ken fears that he is gay after finding out that his girlfriend was born a hermaphrodite. - The whole show-long storyline between Sam and Cindy, and him discovering that she is the world's lamest girlfriend. Feel free to add your own. I want discussion from everybody who remembers anything about this show, or has any opinion on it whatsoever. And if you've never seen it, well.... http://www.veoh.com/userVideos.html?numRes...me=minidonettes Here you go.

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