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We call that a "telegram" here in America.

At least they should probably mention what exactly is on the channel. Like when they come back from the "This Week in Wrestling History" bumper JR can say "And this month on WWE 24/7 you can see Wrestlemania 5, classic episodes of Raw and Nitro, and a Hall of Fame special on (whoever the fuck is being profiled this month, is it Hogan?), plus much more!" Quick. Easy. Effective. A modest proposal from "Sensei John Kreese".

Inc Agent Barron Czech Alkeiper VX AndrewTS Game Of Wits Loser

I don't know where you got that. It's selling between 250 and 500 systems a week. It was never really a hit in Japan to begin with.

Yeah but it's in Memphis. That's why he really wanted to go.

I've never heard anyone say that. They just think it sucked. They are wrong.

Orton is expected to be the last guy in the MITB match. Mistico will not be joining WWE. He is still under contract with CMLL but he didn't tell anyone that until John Laurinaitis made him a contract offer. So, he'll be staying in mexico for a while. Ricky Steamboat came to a deal with his ex-wife so he can use that name again. WWE has been negotiating with Chris Jericho about him returning on Raw in September. The 2008 Royal Rumble is expected to be at MSG. Wrestlemania 24 will probably be held in Orlando at the TD Waterhouse Arena. Lawler isn't so happy about being inducted into the HOF. He thinks that you shouldn't be in a hall of fame until you retire, and Kevin Dunn turned down his request that Lance Russell induct him. Also, he really wanted to go to an Indians game on the 31st, but now he can't. WWE wanted Jim Carrey to induct him, but Jim turned it down. So now, WWE wants William Shatner to do the induction. Dustin and Cody Runnels will be inducting their dad into the HOF. Rene Dupree has been suspended and he might be fired. Backstage, people are comparing Batista to the Ultimate Warrior. He is resented because of his lack of love for the business and his not paying enough dues. However, HHH is still a big supporter of Batista because he made Dave a star. No DX vs Orton/Edge feud is planned for when HHH returns. HHH feels that this feud should occur but Vince believes that it will be impossible to keep Orton and Edge hot as a team for that long. So Orton and Edge are supposed to be splitting up and feuding within the next few months. Edge also has been pushing to NOT feud with HHH. WWE 24/7 has 35,000 subscribers on a monthly basis, which Dave notes is pretty low. Don't just say thanks, comment! wrestlingobserver.com You really should subscribe!

MATCHUPS: Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket: #1 Incandenza vs. #9 Ravenbomb #12 Chave vs. #4 Banky #14 Black Lushus vs. #6 Kotz #10 kkktookmybabyaway vs. #2 AgentOfOblivion TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket: #1 Slayer vs. #8 bob_barron #5 CWM vs. #4 Leena #3 Czech vs. #11 Smues #7 FrigidSoul vs. #15 Special K Sports Folder bracket: #1 alkeiper vs. #8 CanadianGuitarist #12 The Max vs. #4 Ripper #3 Kingofthe909 vs. #11 TheManInBlak #7 Vitamin X vs. #2 LordOfTheCurry The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket: #16 Muggy Bogues vs. #9 DrVenkman #12 AndrewTS vs. #4 redbaron51 #3 CanadianChris vs. #6 Hawk52 #7 HuntersTornQuad vs. #2 gary floyd

I saw some Barron in there too.

They were different games with the same engine. Nothing wrong with that.

Miyamoto said it will be out this year.

Nintendo unveiled a new Mario Galaxy trailer today: http://www.joystiq.com/2007/03/08/new-mari...s-shown-at-gdc/

http://forums.delphiforums.com/rantsylvania I thought some of you would enjoy this.

I totally voted for Carnival. Even though he voted for KKK over me but I guess The Pit Crew has to stick together. Carnival, I need to see more terrible posts from you like that "lol city" one in the Degrassi thread.

So does that count as two requests?

Uh-oh, my lead has totally evaporated. Kreese down in the first round.

Oh come on now who are you kidding EDIT: That was in reference to MMH's post.

Marvin catches feelings like Daniel LaRusso catches flies with chopsticks. Calm down, dude. I voted for ya!

Change it now Bob NOW!

I feel ashamed for remembering this post. I need Banky to come in and make fun of me right now.

Sega.com is running a poll asking which Sega franchise fans would like to see return. The choices are: NiGHTS Streets of Rage Samba de Amigo Virtua Cop............... and Flicky. Yes, Flicky.

I wondered that too, but I don't fit into any other category. I see nothing wrong with the Cap'n being in your ranks, though.

Elite Snobs/Boardum/Pit bracket: 1. Incandenza vs. 16. Youth N Asia (How could I not vote for the man that I shamelessly rip off in every post?) 2. Tzar Lysergic (Agent of Oblivion) vs. 15. KOAB (King of All Blacks) (Agent is a great mod and just seems like an all-around awesome dude) 3. Edwin MacPhisto vs. 14. Black Lushus (Edwin is an Andrew W.K. fan, so he gets the vote) 4. dr. rosenpenis (Banky) vs. 13. EricMM (For some reason, Banky's posting in all lowercase somehow makes his posts much funnier. Please don't ever hit that shift key again) 5. justsoyouknow vs. 12. k thx (chave) (I liked JSYK best as Modern Man's Hustle (that was him, right), especially for his "Exclusive Pics of Kotzenjunge Getting High" thread) 6. Sex Machine Gun (Kotzenjunge) vs. 11. Carnival (fka Carnivalizcoming) (I like Kotz, but Carnival really has something special, which is that he somehow can remain endearing even when making really awful posts, like in the Degrassi thread at the Pit where he wrote "Hey ellie, we call Omaha the city that cums on your face! lol city". Not to say that all of his posts are bad, but the ones that are are very very bad, and I still love them!) 7. Sensei John Kreese vs. 10. kkktookmybabyaway (Obvious) 8. Captain of Outer Space vs. Ravenbomb (I actually really like the Captain, but I fear that I would have a hard time defeating this board enigma in the second round, so I can't give him my vote) TSM Vets/Shit Folders bracket: 1. Slayer vs. 16. Matt Young (I support Slayer's continued use of witty puns on board members' names) 2. Mole vs. 15. Bobby Peru (Special K) (Special K makes hilarious posts which feature strange sayings and bad grammar and which make you think he is on drugs. He wins.) 3. Banky Edwards/Oedipus Rex (Czech Republic) vs. 14. bigolsmitty (Czech picked me as the winner of this thing! He gets my vote) 4. Queen Leelee (Princess Leena) vs. 13. snuffbox (Apparently Leena can't stand the Sensei! That is OK as she still gets my vote as I feel that this tournament will be less interesting if it turns out to be a 100% sausage-fest, as opposed to the 98.4% it is now) 5. CWMwasmurdered (CobainWasMurdered) vs. 12. NYU (I still love NYU for his rant on Coffey back in the day when Loss suggested Coffey as the best example of a poster who contributes to the wrestling folders) 6. MrRant vs. 11. Smues (Rant is hilarious, although I usually make a note of staying away from his threads) 7. FFMS (FrigidSoul/Failed Mascot) vs. 10. BX (The man created "The room.....it's spinning" so he gets the bye) 8. bob_barron vs. 9. Superstar (It's Bob. I couldn't vote for anyone over Bob (except myself of course!) Sports Folder bracket: 1. alkeiper vs. 16. alfdogg (I am more familar with alf than al, so he wins) 2. Lord of the Curry vs. 15. NoCalMike (Curry is a good poster who is disliked by many simply because he and his buddy Rudo try to get wrestling fans to have some self-respect and not swallow whatever WWE puts out. Why is he so hated?) 3. Kingofthe909 vs. 14. Mik (Mike spells his name wrong) 4. Ripper vs. 13. treble_charged (I have always been a Ripper fan) 5. Cartman vs. 12. The Max (I don't really know either guy, so I just picked one at random) 6. Porter vs. 11. The Man In Blak (Ditto this case. Of course I know of both posters but I really couldn't tell you about either one) 7. Vitamin X vs. 10. Spaceman Spiff (The creator of this thread, it would just be wrong not to vote for him!) 8. CanadianGuitarist vs. 9. Marvinisalunatic (I believe CG once said that he hates America. That's not OK with me!) The Awesomely Mediocre and/or Unknown bracket: 1. admin (aka Mike the admin/adminbot) vs. 16. Muggy Bogues (Mike wins for making the fixes to his site that I suggested) 2. gary floyd (fka lovecraft321 or something like that) vs. 15. razazteca (I vote for the weird horror movie freak guy) 3. CanadianChris vs. 14. Imarkout4ElDandy (My running buddy at the 'Pedia!) 4. redbaron51 vs. 13. UseTheSledgeHammerUh (Despite my not agreeing with all his behavior, such as jerking off on a girl's leg, he did create a fairly good WCW history site, which unfortunately is now obsolete since Cawthon has created a site on the same subject matter which is better and more comprehensive even in its early stages. Oh well) 5. Scroby vs. 12. AndrewTS (Andrew knows way too much about video games, but I probably do too. So he gets my vote) 6. Hawk52 vs. 11. Hawk 34 (The one with the bigger number must be better!) 7. Hunter's Torn Quad vs. 10. Invader3k (Despite his condescending attitude towards a lot of posters, he does know a hell of a lot about wrestling and brings much to the table in the WWE folder) 8. Vampiro69 vs. 9. DrVenkman (fka Stephen Gray, the guy who used to write good articles on wrestling back in the day) (If he used to write good articles, I'll take your word for it. I don't know much about either poster)

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