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Excellent.

Sega announced three new games for VC: Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle. The second best Alex Kidd game. Wonder Boy in Monster World. That's the one everyone loves, right? And Virtua Fighter 2: The Shitty Genesis Port. Yay.

"Feel the Night" is my favorite song from KK1. I can never find any MP3s of Karate Kid soundtrack music and I sure as hell am not buying it.

oh fuck yeah

Falls just under the 100 dollar limit.

It's no "Dames on the Shield".

Nude pics of Bob Barron.

Holy shit it's Hard Gay.

That's some incredibly flawed logic.

Well, when I was 7, after learning the term in a book about Martin Luther King, I referred to my older brother as a "little nigger". He laughed and my mom told me what it meant. Good thing I found that out early.

You know, this is really dangerous for Sony. It's not simply the fact that big games like DMC4 are being ported to 360. It's that it doesn't make any financial sense for a company to produce a title exclusively for PS3. Sony's big advantage was always that they had the most games. Through having the most games, they also had the largest share of the best games. (Not to say that quantity always equals quality, but when you have all the top publishers producing their "A" titles for your system, you're going to have the best games.) But without that advantage, they are screwed.

This "robrabies" gent's posts are littered with profanities, and WP never swore. I don't believe it's him.

I vote Czech.

Oh, well Dave didn't say that they were going to be gone, like, immediately after Wrestlemania. He said that if RVD doesn't re-sign, then probably none of the "ECW originals" will be on WWE television by the end of this summer.

Don't expect to see JBL wrestling this Monday. He still can't wrestle and he doesn't really want to either, although Vince would like JBL to come back. It is believed by people who know Mistico that he could get out of his CMLL contract and go to WWE. Mysterio is really pushing for them to sign him because Mistico reminds him of a younger version of himself. If Mistico does come in, Stephanie wants to unmask him and give him a new name because she wants Rey to be the only masked luchador they have. Speaking of Rey, he should be back in May. The feud in ECW between the New Breed and the Originals will likely end at Wrestlemania with the new guys winning. Dave makes it sound like Sabu and Sandman might not be around in WWE for long. Dreamer may be kept because he's friends with Shane McMahon and he may get his old job as #2 talent relations dude back since people don't like the job Mike Bucci is doing. ONS was moved from the Hammerstein Ballroom to Jacksonville because WWE was afraid of the fans goin' all smark and doing negative chants, as they have been known to do. HOF News: Steve Austin will induct JR. Don Muraco might induct Mr. Fuji Afa and Sika will be inducted by their respective sons, Samu and Rosey. Presumably RavishingRickRudo will have a reason to watch the HOF ceremony to hear Rosey's deep, powerful voice. (There's an aside which won't make much sense when this post is inevitably copied and pasted to the sohh.com forums and other rasslin' boards!) However, he will have to watch it on wwe.com because it's not likely to be on USA. WWE has HIRED former ECW personality Sign Guy Dudley as an agent booking arenas. (I initially wrote fired, which was a typo. Sorry.) WWE has signed a new model from the Hawaiian Tropics agency named Christine LeMaster. Here's her MySpace: www.myspace.com/christinelemaster Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I would suggest that if you want all the best in rasslin' and MMA news, go to wrestlingobserver.com to find out how to subscribe to the Wrestling Observer newsletter. Seriously, it is totally worth it. Don't just say thanks, comment on the news. C'mon c'mon!

Tenay. He and Dave are budz.

Czech & BL

No, it's really not.

I wonder how HTQ would have reacted to a joke about the death of a "bad worker" like the Junkyard Dog. COULD IT BE THAT HE GOT SO SHOOK ABOUT BOB'S EDDIE JOKE BECAUSE EDDIE WAS FRIENDS WITH DAVE MELTZER? Maybe not. BUT MAYBE....

Inc Barron (Against anyone else I would vote for Czech, but it's Bob! I probably couldn't even vote for myself against that tampon-sucking little rascal) VX Venkman

I started that thread. Nobody close a Sensei John Kreese thread.

Wasn't the Doom port missing levels?

Sorry dude, I really thought you were at least being semi-serious. Even though I know that AndrewTS is far too knowledgeable about games to engage in such tomfoolery, I thought perhaps he was taking his support of Tekken a bit too far. But I apologize to Mr. TS. P.S. Having stayed mainly with Nintendo consoles in my lifetime, it is safe to say that I know very little of today's fighting games. However, I do like the 32X version of Virtua Fighter. Nobody criticize me for this.

What the hell is going on in here? Is it so unbelievable to some of you people that not everyone shares the same opinions on freakin' fighting games? The level of discourse here isn't just sub-gameFAQs, it's inching down to the level of Gamespot's System Wars board circa 2003. The way I see it, there's a lot of smart people in this thread acting like morons. I'm not one of them. Sensei!

I have no idea why the Wii ads that are being shown during Raw include Metroid Prime 3 footage when that game clearly won't be out for several months.