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Good luck Incandenza

I really think I should feel bad....but fuck it, that ruled.

Marvin, if you contracted AIDS two decades ago I'm pretty sure you would know it by now.

TONIGHT: Bree meets her new mother-in law Julie and Austin hook up Gabrielle returns to modeling And more! I won't let this thread die!

Some blogger from Joystiq is disappointed with Twilight Princess. http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/11/nintendo...lda-falls-flat/ Why? Because the color palette has too many browns. And even worse, to read road signs, you have to go up to them and click a button, at which time the contents of the sign will come up in a text box. In Oblivion, the text is rendered right on the sign! Clearly this proves the technological inferiority of Wii! (To be fair, I kind of agree with this point. It would be a bit easier if the signs were clearer and you could read them from afar. But to paint this as a strike against the Wii hardware is kind of stupid. I'm sure that Wii, as well as PS2, Xbox, and Gamecube, could very easily render a legible "road sign". And this is a hell of a petty thing to pick on.) In response, here's a rebuttal from another Joystiq blogger: http://www.joystiq.com/2006/11/12/nintendo...esnt-fall-flat/

I don't know what the Red Steel ad looked like, but here's the rough cut of Nintendo's first Wii ad. http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPbCqgg6358

NO RUMBLE FOR YOU!

Mole bought part of the site. But he still lacks authority.

You have to consider that if they're going to be releasing the Madden games for Wii every year, that increases the chance of them continuing to release them for PS2 since it will be real easy to port over the graphics code.

It's OK, I didn't expect anything from this thread.

Yoshi's Island 2 is out next week. EGM gave it a 6.83 out of 10. Who'd have thought trading Miyamoto's team for the guys that made Blinx would result in a game of lesser quality?

I don't mind the font. Konami hasn't used the classic Castlevania font in several years and the one they use now ain't nothing great either.

The Rock's tremendously muscular body sure was a strong testament to living clean.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/1...reut/index.html I'm sure this will go over quite well with the band's fanbase.

Is that a big pile of shit the King is diving into in that .gif?

"The Ultraman franchise even jumped on the Scatman bandwagon, releasing a single entitled "Scatultraman", the cover art of which featured the Ultraman characters in a hat and moustache."

Lung cancer.

He's dead now, just in case any of you were unaware.

Scatman John was a great man.

"Dungeon porn"?

It's just a promotional thing that I'm sure Activision gave Target for free to prmote the new Tony Hawk and Marvel games for Wii. It only costs 1 cent.

Kinetic.

Here's a fine example of Mike not trolling: Evidently, based on your level of ignorance, you had them all. Well, I've not met you yet, so clearly, I missed one... -=Mike ...Then again, it spared me from your likely pedophilia... Now that's discourse!!

So I guess I was imagining his copious use of ad hominem attacks.

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