Bruiser Chong

I was buying it until I saw the pictures of him as a child.

It was just funny that Mr. Passive Aggressive gave out his address so he could set up a real fight with a guy from the 'net who pissed him off by taking a jab at Marney.

I dunno why, but I found Hoff's demands for Crono to "fucking fight me" to be side-splittingly hilarious.

Yeah, remember how everything seemed so simple in kindergarten (actually at the time, a lot of the stuff seemed like a bitch)? You thought, "Hey, I can do this for 12 more years." You never took your teacher's threats of everything that first grade involved to heart. Writing AND going to school for seven hours a day? Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, fuck faggots.

And yet no foul was called.

OMG SHILL~!!!

Better than Tyler Walker as the closer.

I think you'll be surprised and pleased with Hawkins. Remember, he was one of the top set-up men in the game before the Cubs forced him into the closer's role. He's in a pitcher's ballpark surrounded by fans who aren't going to boo him out of the place just for taking the mound. Plus, he threw like six change-ups in his debut inning. I don't think he threw that many in his entire season with the Cubs.

The Orioles showing why, they are not for real. I wouldn't say that. Their starting pitching has been top-notch for the most part this season and the end of their pen has been lights out. The problem could lie in middle relief. People also don't give the Tigers' offense as much credit as they probably should, myself included.

Tigers are showing why, with some time and perhaps a few more players, they could be a serious contender in the AL Central.

If I had no sense of humor, I would've thought that "joke" he made was funny.

If there is a god, he hates the Cubs.

I'd just be worried about the end of the pen. We're seeing Julio and Ryan way too much this early in the season for it not to come back and be a factor later on.

That's a shame, Tim. I always take advantage of an opportunity to see those Toronto waitresses do their thing behind homeplate.

Don't worry. It'd only be offensive if it were actually original or intelligent.

How many times are you going to mention that?

Yeah, but Gordon proclaimed he was happy to be at "Wrigley Stadium."

When they sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" on Mike Ditka levels of badness, then yes, yes they do.

Man, the Cubs suck, but that had to be one of the most exciting comebacks I've seen from them in quite some time.

Did he preface that by saying, "Stop me if you've heard this before"? for someone who was ridiculing people for taking this whole message boarding scene too seriously, you sure do whine about dames's role here. does it affect you personally? your bitter bullshit is making you look just as ridiculous as everyone else. grow up. man, this is really ironic when banky has to tell you this. It doesn't bother me. I just didn't like how Mike threw down $1,000 of his own money to keep this place afloat when Dames couldn't foot the bill and then he's made out to be the dastardly villain upon Dames seasonal check-up. I'm aware Dames loves this place, but if he can't keep up with it, he should just give it up to someone who can be around here more. As it is, it's clear that the site was primarily a vehicle for his writing and his ownership of the board seems to be nothing more than a badge of honor for him. If people wanna get caught up in their name no longer being in blue or red, fine. It just rubbed me the wrong way that a scapegoat had to be brought into the return of the often phantom owner of TSM.

Did he preface that by saying, "Stop me if you've heard this before"?

That's true. Plus the Marlins' fan-base isn't as quick to boo as the Reds'.

Okay, good to see the six-month check-up from Dames. A couple of empty posts in the wrestling folder and he'll have met his quota for the summer and first part of fall.

Graves on a Marlins roster = bad for you guys, relief for everyone else.