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Anyone else hear Mohammed Hassan's voice when reading that post? Guess that gimmick was effective after all.

There's more analysts out there than Merrill "Covering My Ass" Hodge. Jaworski picked the Eagles, and he's pretty smart. There were a bunch of celebrity picks in the paper today, and most are for the Pats (Carrot Top picked them, which covers the "Demon Spawn" demographic.) Almost every Eagles pick was "Well, I'm from/have family in/own half of Philly, so I have to pick them", though. Is it me, or are there a TON of Eagles fans in Jacksonville? I heard that people were going to go down there without a hotel room or a ticket just to be there, but it's getting a little out of hand.

Banning that one is complete bullshit. What the hell is so controversial about it? It's just poking fun at the whole "Nipplegate" buisiness last year. I loved the Bud "What are you doing?" commercials with all the preppies impersonating the "Whassup?" guys. Terry Tate was incredibly funny. Most of the Bud ones are well done every year.

Oh, never mind. He's the dude that said his grandmother died to get sympathy from everyone, right?

Jon Dalton, aka "Jonny Fairplay", was a contestant on Survivor: Pearl Islands, who gained noterioty by lying to his tribe that his grandmother just died so he could win a challange. He promptly got hired by TNA. I repeat: So who's the big name mentioned in the thread title, anyway?

Desmond How...*GAK*....sorry, just threw up in my mouth there, Desmond Howard won the MVP based on his special teams play and I remember he never really did much after that.

For those who care, I put my breakdown on my blog, since it was much too big to post here. Check it out, and prepare to compare me to Ron Jaworski in terms of thoroughness. Really, I put a lot of thought into this.

So who's the big name mentioned in the thread title, anyway?

Molly is more "cute" than hot in my book. Stacy also. I know rack isn't everything, but she has almost NOTHING up there. I second Trish, Sunny (pre-Vixxxens), Lita (but without the shoulder tat; I also dislike big tattoos on women) and throw in Lillian Garcia. She looked smokin' on RAW with that little hat and everything. Ivory, when she got the implants, was pretty hot for a while, but age has caught up with her. Steph was incredibly hot when she turned heel the first time and didn't have the saline bags stuffed in her chest (Case in point: Wrestlemania 2000 ).

The first Super Bowl win, of course. It wasn't a sense of elation more than it was everyone saying "Holy fuck, the Patriots actually WON?" I went to the victory parade last year, which was damn fun. Also, watching Elway finally win (in a damn good game too) had to please any football fan. "Wide Right" was probably the first SB I remember watching from beginning to end.

There aren't any specific folder mods anymore.

Fuck, Merril's picking them? Great, now TO is going to catch 15 for 160 and 3 TDs while Jeremiah Trotter is going to score a rushing TD. I never trust a guy who has a feminine sounding first name.

He's a Good Charlotte fan, so you should tack on 48 more hours.

He was on WEEI an hour ago, and they asked him about his future. He gave the usual "I'd like to stay, but I know that there's a buisness side to this" answer.

Remember Witty, you gave me the go ahead. No takebacks.

I've changed my mind. I prefer "Scooter Banter" now. Give me the go ahead, and I'll make it happen.

To celebrate, visit my craptastic new blog and tell your friends about it.

I brought the both of them back. Now lets let it drop.

Naw, he didn't get his leg up enough when he slid into the ring and banged it pretty hard on the apron. Check out the gif that was posted.

See people? THAT his how you gain modship around here.

Surrounding the ring: hydraulic lifts. And the rings will be made of the same stuff they use for those bouncy cages like the one Eugene had.

Even better: Gillette Stadium. They could cram in 70,000 easy, if you include the seats on the field. How about Minute Maid Park in Houston?

And you have to consider this: It took Belichick two seasons to get his team to and win a Super Bowl. Reid had THREE chances to take his team to the big game, two at home, and gacked all three times. They're only about 6 games apart in their records, so you have to weigh that fact heavily when debating who's the better coach. That 2002 season was a result of the defense getting too old (with Otis Smith and Laywer Milloy having pretty crappy seasons), and a strech of really bad play in the middle of the season. They were getting it back together by the end of the season and barely missed the playoffs (the Rams had a far worse dropoff in '02).

Seems like most of the hype is still about TO to me. It was funny hearing him on Media Day saying that a bunch of people came over and prayed for him and "If you're looking for a miracle, wait until Sunday." He's Curt Schilling in October without the humility. I keep waiting for him to say something like "When I was riding on the team bus to the practice field, I kept seeing signs every mile wishing me luck."

So Andy Reid has the better regular season record. You don't coach in the NFL to have the best regular season record. In TO news: OMG!!~!~! HE PARTICIPATED IN 10 PLAYS TODAY~!~! HE'S GOING TO CATCH 15 PASSES FOR 200 YARDS AND 4TDS~!~!~! Sorry, but that's essentially the belief of my jackass friend who's an Eagles fan.