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DAMMIT!!

This show should win an Emmy if only just for the camera angle they use when Hayden opens a clue tonight. Zoom zoom zoom-a zoom. Gus is going to just keel over one of these weeks. He and Hera used their smarts taking the bus to the boat, though.

The Texans are progressing pretty damn well for it only being their third year in the league. The defense needs work, but they do have a nice nucleus of players on the offense (Carr, Davis and Johnson). I could see them as a wildcard next year (this year if they were in the NFC). Think the Browns fans still hold a grudge against Belichick for his tenure there?

About the lingerie auction: Who in their right mind would proudly display an item they win? That'd be a GREAT icebreaker for a first date: "Why are those panties in a glass case?" "Oh, those? Stacy Keibler wore them on RAW. Paid $400 for em'." *Sound of door slamming and tires screeching*

Man, this whole "Faces as GM" thing has gone right down the toilet after a promising start, hasn't it? Orton was horrid in his role, with the only thing that he was prepared for was the lingerie fashion show with the...ahem..."Divas" (and Stacy). They must be completely bankrupt in Creative if they're using the same goddamned "He won!! NO, HE won!!!" finish TWICE in one night. As soon as Vince appeared on the stage, I switched to MNF because any desire I had to watch that battle royal was gone with the bait-and-switch I knew was coming. Hey guys, you promised a battle royal for the title last week. GO THROUGH WITH IT!! It's getting comical how WWE continually fucks up good things through their own ineptitude.

What a Gay interception. (Sorry, I just wanted to get that out of the way)

Everyone's uniforms are going to be the same color by the end of this, it looks like.

Wow, that field at Gillette looks drenched.

I'm really not sure how this would negatively impact Edge's character at all. Edge can simply complain that "Yeah, I got a title shot, but I was lumped in with 20 other guys, most of whom are probably jealous of me, and that's just not fair."

So do the Pirates enter the Jason Varitek Sweepstakes now? By how they readily accepted this swap, they'll probably overpay and give him that contract Boras wants for him.

No more popups of doom! *Marks*

So does CN EVER show Looney Tunes now? I think they even dropped the June Bugs marathon. I can't really get into any of the cartoons today. Give me the classics, mofos. I want to see Daffy's bill blown off after Bugs intellectually bitchslaps him once again.

Thank you Michael Powell (referencing Crono). Guess you haven't heard of Adult Swim? If anything, people should complain to CN for airing such a shitty movie.

Oh man, he'll be consuming enough triptophan to put a herd of elephants out for a week.

And that's why the Colts will not even sniff the AFC title game this year. Their pass defense ranks next to last in the league (only the Saints are worse), and their rush D is middle of the road (15th), and they're giving up an average of 23 points a game. I still have to point to their loss against KC, where Peyton had 472 yards passing and threw FIVE TD passes, but they still lost by 10. Unless Indy adresses the defense over the next few years, I think Peyton will be the next Dan Marino: puts up gaudy numbers, never gets close to a title because his supporting cast stinks (or becomes Elway and wins titles at the end of his career).

The Ravens on the road, without Jamal (he's fucking me over in my money league fantasy team, so no tildebang for him), against that coaching staff? I'd think the Ravens D will HAVE to score one or two TDs for them to have a shot. Even though the Pats' secondary is kept together with paste and tape now, although Ty Poole might be back this week, the Ravens' receivers don't really scare me (there isn't really one big threat.)

But that's because he was suffering from injury. Once he went on the DL and had it taken care of, he was great (including the playoffs) so I don't think you really have to worry about him.

Goddamnit, there's been too much crying this week. And the New York girls are choking and have probably no shot of staying. Oh good, The Douche yells some more next week. Whatta guy.

The Godfather is more "epic", but Goodfellas is better in my mind because everyone put so much into their character (especially Pesci) and, like someone said, captured the mentality better. Plus, the movie had a nice layer of humor on it. Scarface has it's moments, but it's very long and didn't keep my attention all the way through like the above two movies did.

But if Artest didn't tear ass into the stands in the first place, they would have settled things down and finished the game as normal. And this is his TENTH suspension from what I've heard/read; Stern had no choice.

He didn't punch him once. Artest simply subdued the guy (whether he WAS going to punch him is left to interpretation). Well, there were about 10 people on them by the time he got to the fan, so who knows what happened in that pile. I saw this whole thing on SportsCenter, and it was good how they highlighted fans attacking the players. That tape should help the police identify the morons better. I'm just pissed at this whole thing, since it helps reinforce the "Half of professional sports athletes are thugs and punks" stereotype.

Then they should let security take care of the fan. Course, security seemed to be a little lax and busy with other things, which is how the fan got on the court to begin with. Jesus, who DOESN'T deserve some blame for this thing happening?

They're at least above (or should be) getting into brawls with fans.

How about just going to the bench and sitting down? Artest sitting on the table isn't bad, but going into a blind rage after ONE CUP lands on his chest (not his face, look at the tape) and pounding on a fan who may/may not have thrown it is in-excusable. No one was "double teaming" Artest from what I saw (if you are referring to the fan he punched on the floor); O'Neal sucker punched him while he was being helped up after Artest nailed him. Artest, O'Neal and Jefferson should be suspended for 2 or 3 months with a $500,000 fine for each, and all those dipshit fans that got involved should be banned for life from the Palace. ESPN looked to get most of their faces, but if the fans that didn't get involved but saw what happened had any balls, they'd come forward to the police and spill their guts. Absolutely embarassing night for sports in general in Detroit.

Really, it's funny how the only person that seems to want Pedro on the Yankees is the only guy that can do anything about it. I saw that a NY Post poll had something like 3/4 of the responders say that they don't want him, I'll bet quite a few of the Yankees don't really want him, and even the Yankee baseball gurus don't want him. Pedro's going to have to revert to 1999 Pedro if he wants to get everyone off his back, especially since everyone will lump it all on him if they don't win. Imagine, A-Rod AND Pedro in the same clubhouse......