Spaceman Spiff

He got a modest reaction. Not complete silence, but not even close to a deafening reaction. I saw people booing, and doing the "thumbs down" gesture, but they were definitely in the minority. Nowhere close to the reaction he should be getting.

It'll be like "Office Space". JR: "Yeaaaahhhhh, hi Hurricane. We're going to need you to stop doing the Shining Wizard, so if you could do that, that'd be great." Hurricane: "But, but, I, I did...the...move..." JR: "Yeaaaahhhh, great, thanks." "Hurricane: "I...I...I...believe you have...my stapler..."

Kareem played until '89.

Hey, it's the new guy!

Patrick Ewing bitch, not Reed. Maybe a Mike Richter jersey. Reed actually ya know...WON. Ewing is the greatest center to ever play in my lifetime. His career started the fall of 1985, the year of WM 1. Coincidence? Yes. lol Kareem >>>>>>> Ewing

Hmmm, WM in MSG. Special throwback = Willis Reed?

Aw, c'mon, let Austin take that copter for a drunken spin around the base

Orlando wins by STANDING POWERSLAM???? Chuck's superkick > HBK's SCM

Holly almost landed on his melon after that drop kick

Ah, but Orlando isn't a Velocity jobber when WCW buy-out guys are involved. Then, he's King of Velocity. The only non buy-out guy he holds a win over is Sakoda, and that was in a tag match.

FBI~!

He shouldn't have won enough matches to have gone through three or four finishers. IMO, I wish we hadn't ever seen anything that finished one of Jordan's opponents. C'mon, those WCW buy-out guys gotta pay their dues by jobbing to Orlando every week on Velocity.

*Kenzo hits a series of shitty high knees on an opponent* JR:"Bah Gawd! Kenzo with that unorthodox stahle!" Funny you should mention knee-related moves - check out his "signature moves" in the link...

From his profile: Hey, he'll be JR's new favorite!

As Marney pointed out, marriage is a bond between a man and a woman. If she wants to marry a man, she should have a blast. -=Mike But she can't reproduce or start a family. Unless they decide to adopt, "she does not have A PARTICULAR VALUE which is considered laudable and indeed INDISPENSIBLE by the vast majority of Americans. Therefore it is ABSURD to demand that society REWARD them for a value they DO NOT POSSESS..." Therefore, she shouldn't be allowed to marry, as Marney pointed out.

I thought *you* were the whitest man on Earth?

The People's Elbow!? Maybe it looks like it would hurt Rock's back, but it barely makes contact w/ his opponent's upper arm. The idea is that the point of the elbow is being driven into the guy's chest. The lionsault is just a guy backflipping on to another guy from the second rope, not even the top. Problem is, the point of his elbow rarely makes contact with the chest. It always seems to his shoulder or upper arm.

The People's Elbow!? Maybe it looks like it would hurt Rock's back, but it barely makes contact w/ his opponent's upper arm.

OK, then.

WWE has smaller rings, too. He still looks bulkier.

Winner of the battle royal faces the current champion later in the show. From JHawks SD report... I'm 99.9% that JHawk is wrong. The winner goes on to face Chavo.

I dunno. Kidman looks a lot bulkier than I remember him in WCW. Maybe it's because he wore baggier attire, but he definitely looks bigger than he did in WCW.

I've wondered that myself. It's like he fell into an eternal drunken stupor brought upon by drinking gallons of Old English and trashed his computer. He still posts it on other boards (like on CRZ's board). No Whorulon mention, though. Random SD thought: Loved the backdrop suplex Knoble put on Nunzio.

Vince: 3...err...6...uhh...10.5! Yeah, that's the ticket.

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