Spaceman Spiff

What the hell is that yellow tarp in Chicago?!

I still want a Conway/Palumbo team.

You. sir, are out of line. Plus, I'm 99% sure you are wrong.

Need a 3rd?

Meredith checking the alcohol content on the hand sanitizer, then eating some was also great.

Miami: 24 (3.5) Carolina at Tampa Bay (3.5) Chicago at Minnesota Cincinnati at Pittsburgh (1.5) Green Bay at Detroit (6.5) Jacksonville at Indianapolis (7.5) N.Y. Jets at Buffalo (5.5) Tennessee at Miami (11.5) (3.5) Washington at Houston (7.5) Baltimore at Cleveland N.Y. Giants at Seattle (3.5) (6.5) Philadelphia at San Francisco St. Louis at Arizona (4.5) Denver at New England (6.5) (3.5) Atlanta at New Orleans Damn, that's a lot of away teams.

FRIDAY Northwestern at Nevada SATURDAY Minnesota at Purdue Kent State at Bowling Green Wake Forest at Mississippi Tulsa at Navy Arizona State at California Penn State at Ohio State Alabama at Arkansas UCLA at Washington Air Force at Wyoming South Florida at Kansas Notre Dame at Michigan State Arkansas State at SMU Oklahoma State at Houston Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Penn State/Ohio State game? 50 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will California's Marshawn Lynch have against Arizona State? 115

"Queer as Fuck." "That's not what it is called."

I still miss the black & white rap opening they used prior to the current one.

Yeah, I was leaning towards Taylor. The other option was using DeAngelo Williams (@ TB), since our league gives points for kickoff return yards (2 points every 25 yards, 6 for a TD). That's kind of a crapshoot, though, since I don't know how many yards rushing/receiving he'd have. He had a good week last week, but since he's still only a backup, I can't really count on him like I can a regular starter.

Hmm. Do I start Tiki Barber @ Sea? Or Fred Taylor @ Indy? I've got Warrick Dunn (@ NO) in the other starting spot.

They didn't kiss outside, it was in the office. I'm pretty sure they don't have cameras in the office. The only way Roy will find out is if Pam tells him. Do you think she'd do that? Maybe as an act of "I'd never keep any secrets from you"? I dunno, I think Pam would keep it under wraps.

Jim's not the fighting type. Plus, I think that would upset Pam. Jim professes his love, then proceeds to beat up her husband/fiancee? I don't think that'd look too good for Jim. My prediction - Michael (mistakenly) outs someone other than Oscar. It just seems too obvious that we're supposed to think Oscar. Although, I'm not sure who it would be, since everyone else has well-known relationships w/ members of the opposite sex.

Oh, man, Czech's head is going to explode after reading that.

Hey JustPassinBy - please don't taint NewsRadio by stealing their material.

He was in Armageddon? ::checks IMDB:: Oh, he was Lev, huh? I didn't know that. I remember Fichtner being in it, though.

Neocon TSM.

Because pushing the top draw in the company is the mark of a man who has lost his mind

Heh, "Name Lastname" reminds me of God Shamgod.

Throw 1 my way, too.

Warm milk & cookies, and a nice relaxing nap.

Looked like Haywire was in the previews for next week. Mahone is such a junkie. Pop those pills.

He'd use "disetration".

HBK is so horrible.

Rolex.