Spaceman Spiff

Because RVD & Show are the only 2 ECW guys worth returning to Raw for the night. Who else would you use?

Nien Nunb! Reanimated from a trading card! "You do know I'm talking to you on the intercom, not in your mind, right?"

Ha! I liked Leyland going over to kiss his daughter & wife (?), and some other dude comes up to the screen & puckers up, so Leyland kisses the brim of the dude's hat.

Miami:13 Buffalo at Chicago (7.5) Cleveland at Carolina (8.5) Detroit at Minnesota (6.5) Miami at New England (10.5) (I can't believe Mike Mularkey is our O-Coord ) (3.5) St. Louis at Green Bay Tampa Bay at New Orleans (6.5) Tennessee at Indianapolis (18.5) Washington at N.Y. Giants (4.5) (3.5) Kansas City at Arizona N.Y. Jets at Jacksonville (7.5) Oakland at San Francisco (3.5) Dallas at Philadelphia (2.5) Pittsburgh at San Diego (3.5) Baltimore at Denver (4.5)

Working on it. Though it'd be nice to know what's causing this. Karma?

What's the word on Ahman Green? I've got Vernand Morency, so I'm considering starting him if Green isn't going to play. Right now I've got Tiki (home) vs. Wash, and Fred Taylor (home) vs. Jets.

You don't snipe in Carentan!

When the Pit goes down, it goes down. It's been down since yesterday.

Prediction: Jack & Juliet become an item. She's clearly unhappy there (she was almost ready to cry during those 1st shots we saw of her), plus Henry/Ben was ready to let her die when Jack opened the door. I think she's going to bond w/ Jack, eventually helping Jack/Kate/Sawyer escape.

Which is pretty funny, because an early theme over there was "TSM is down again, har har har!"

"They" could just be the voices in his crazy, pill-addled mind. Probably not, but, still, the dude is fuuuucked up.

Sylvester Terkay.

THURSDAY TCU at Utah SATURDAY Texas A&M at Kansas Navy at Air Force Rice at Tulane Texas vs. Oklahoma LSU at Florida Baylor at Colorado Oklahoma State at Kansas State Washington State at Oregon State Missouri at Texas Tech Central Michigan at Toledo Tennessee at Georgia Oregon at California Wyoming at New Mexico Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Texas/Oklahoma game? 51 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will LSU's JaMarcus Russell have against Florida? 211

Here's the sign of the night, swiped from DVDVR:

Loved T-Bag's line when Fox News was talking about him: "makes me look like a sociopath." Ha, ya think?

Also, I think these Cryme Tyme segments are suffering from diminishing returns, humor-wise.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! POOP!

Hmm, maybe. I'm leaning towards it being legit, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was. And speaking of surprises, even after countless bait & switches, I still bought Tweener walking up to the correct house. It wasn't until he was ringing the bell that I realized he went to the wrong place. He went out with his "honor", though, so big ups to Tweener. I'll miss your superflous "s" 's at the end of words, yo.

Needing to do 2 separate "suck it!" spiels is pretty lame.

Wow! Mahone is FUCKED UP, Sara is in trouble, her pops is dead, Sucre goes crazy, Tweener is d-e-a-d, and Linc is out on his own. Great mini-cliffhanger, can't wait until the show comes back.

Look, maybe this isn't my place to say so, since I'm not posting my own ballot, but no Ryan Howard in your top 10? I can see arguments for not placing him 1 or 2 or 3 or whatever, but nowhere in your top 10? Please justify this.

That's no way to talk to your mother.

Edge/Cena should be loads of fun, since they always seem to deliver in big matches. I haven't seen any of their PPV matches, so hopefully this should be the next best thing. Not much interest in anything else that was mentioned, though.