Lawler is king (heh) with old jokes.
"Jose Lothario is so old, his social security number is 1."
"Helen Hart is so old, she's got an autographed copy of the bible."
"Pat Patterson is so old, he had ringside seats to David vs Goliath."
"Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick."
"When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch."
"Fabulous Moolah was a waitress at the Last Supper."
"Mae Young is so old that when David killed Goliath, she called the cops."