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For info on the competitors and format... http://www.nwatna.com/previews/2004/2/11/preview.html

Well, did you miss me? No? Well, I’m sorry to hear that. I missed me. I can only explain my absence from the evil pen due to a completely crazy first month of 2K4. Hopefully I haven’t forgotten how to do this. So, let’s begin. I really enjoyed this past week’s show. Some amazing things are going on right now in TNA, as I feel we are just starting to ride a huge wave of momentum going into this springtime and summer. We have been steadily growing and building some incredible business partnerships with people sharing the same vision for our company that we have. I’m just fastening up the seatbelt and getting ready for the ride. An electric main event that had the Asylum in a frenzy this past week between Callis and Watts. With Watts out of a job, and Callis and Jarrett in control, I suspect TNA to be quite a different place this Wednesday night. Violent J and Shaggy gave mad props to the Professor Mike Tenay Wednesday night, which was a complete shoot on their behalf. That is the beauty of wrestling. Nowhere else but professional wrestling would a controversial multi-million record selling rap act wearing face paint pay the highest compliments to a straight-laced man in a tuxedo known for his uncanny knowledge of professional wrestling. Congrats to Mike for once again winning the Wrestling Observer Announcer of the Year for 2004 by a wide margin. If you were wondering, I was a little on edge Wednesday night when Kid Kash came in the ring to try and get me to sign the loyalty oath for Jeff Jarrett. It really didn’t come all too unnaturally though, as Kash is a heel on and off camera. My roomie and TNA office guru Tim Welch and I have been reprimanded by the landlord of our downtown Nashville apartment building last week for throwing a bit of a shindig. Yes, a shindig ladies and gents. Apparently, there is a “no shindigs” clause in my lease. You know it was bad when ICP and Too Tough Tony were the most well behaved individuals in attendance. And who says he’s such a jerk? Jonny Fairplay sprang for the limo after the show Wednesday night to help celebrate Shark Boy’s birthday. This birthday puts Sharky at age 59 in fish years. Speaking of Fairplay, he’s been doing mounds of radio interviews, something like 35 in the last two weeks alone for TNA. Rumors that he has rubbed a few people wrong in TNA shouldn’t be all too surprising. After all, if a man dubbed as the most hated man in America showed up at your office, would you expect him to be suddenly pleasant? I think not. I have been put in charge of the upcoming Girls of TNA DVD release, which is set to go into production on Sunday night at an undisclosed location. The working title of the project is “The Girls of TNA Strip Poker Party” and will feature Trinity, Goldylocks, Traci, and TNA girls Lollipop, April, Shay, Chelsea, and Paris. As expected, the Brian Urlacher segment was picked up by most national media outlets, and made ESPN’s SportsCenter Top Ten last night. The Chicago Bears superstar was a total pro and treated our business with the same respect we would give his. The America’s X-Cup matches will certainly make the Feb 11th event a must see. I think I have been most impressed with Hector Garza, who has a new look since his WCW days, and performs one of the most amazing double-twisty thingees on Sonjay Dutt I’ve ever seen. The America’s X-Cup will air on February 11th on the TNA PPV. I strongly suspect something big out of Jeff Jarrett’s scheduled NWA World Title defense this Wednesday night. He is not aware of who his opponent will be. The Hardcore Legend Terry Funk teams up with Hard 10 winner Sandman to take on the Gathering. This one has potential to be the headliner for “Best of the Bloodiest Brawls 2.” All rules go out the window when Texas Terry gets in the ring, and you can be sure the Gathering is in for a fight. Rumors are circulating of a possible reunion of those two dolts that hosted WCW Live! doing a similar program for TNA. When reached for comment, one of those dolts was quoted as saying, “We’ve been kicking around the idea for a while... I may float the rumor out there in my column just to see what happens... who knows what will come of it?” Both ICP and Glenn Gilberti and David Young have some very entertaining interviews that air exclusively on Xplosion this weekend. As luck would have it, it appears as though David Young is afraid of clowns. I cannot wait to see Violent J’s double plancha triple nipple twist unleashed on Gilberti this Wednesday night during the ICP vs Gilberti/Young tag team match. El Leone takes on Abyss this week as well. Leon made an immediate impact taking on Jeff Jarrett and apparently is on the side the duo of D’Lo Brown and AJ Styles. Two physically huge, masked men take each other out next Wednesday. That’s all the news that’s fit to print. Till next week, I’ll see you on the Inside. Jeremy Borash

I agree totally, they should be reffered to as "Not yet documented American friends you just haven't met yets" or Nydafyjhmy's......

"But I'm going to be President! The man in the tree said so!" "Come on, son, it's time for bed now." "See, you've got to understand, when I said Osama Bin Laden deserves a fair trial, I was trying to appeal to the Southerners who wear the white robes, well what I mean is priestly robes, I'm a very religious man you know, well except that last church I left because of lack of a bike trail, well actually it's because I hate children, well, no, no I don't mean that, what I mean is..." "And then I said, 'don't you know I'm a four star general..." (day dreaming): "...and in today's news, Joe Lierberman, Moderate for America proved his Joementum was for real, by winning every remaining primary..." "Do YOU have four stars on your apron? I didn't think so. So don't tell ME about what is and isn't sanitary food preparation." "Ahh, my friend, I knew you'd return. They all think I'm crazy, 'who are you talking to, General? What big fuzzy creature?', but we know better. Here, have a snausage!" "Dennis, your mother and I have been talking and we've decided you need to give up this crazy President fantasy of yours." "But People For The Ethical Treatment Of Rocks have endorsed me." "Come on Dennis, let's get ready for bedtime." "Hey, where are you going, did you know I'm a Vietnam veteran?......Call me."

Oh my god! I can totally see Dean smashing a guitar over his head too...

It's incredibily unfair, rewards bad behavior, creates more heroes and martyrs and only further jeapordizes Israel's citizens further. /progressive ignoramous Oh my god, come on Israel are a powerful terrorist nation funded by the US, those 300 innoncent prisoners were being held and probably tortured for no reason other than bullying or trying to get some running water. It's a miracle that The Soveirgn State Of Palestine even was able to capture one Israeli soldier since he probably had a gun and they have nothing but rocks. Maybe if Israel would stop taking their land and shooting their children, The Nation Of Palestine would have something worth living for and we can have peace. /progressive ignoramous

I thought it would be shocking and compelling...

More as it comes! HARDCORE ICON TERRY FUNK COMES TO TNA! TERRY FUNK AND THE SANDMAN VS. THE GATHERING Forced to go to a new extreme to eliminate Father Mitchell and the Gathering, The Sandman is bringing in hardcore legend TERRY FUNK this Wednesday to the TNA Asylum! A true icon in wrestling, Terry Funk will compete in TNA for the first time in his heralded career! But the question still remains - where is Raven, and when is he coming back? NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CHAMPION JEFF JARRETT VS. TO BE ANNOUNCED Prior to losing his power to Don Callis, Erik Watts announced that this week, Jeff Jarrett would be forced to defend his NWA World Title, but an opponent has yet to be determined! According to Watts, even though number-one contender AJ Styles is still out injured thanks to Abyss, Jarrett must still defend the gold this Wednesday! The champion, along with the rest of the world, will find out who his opponent is at the top of this week's program! THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE VS. GLENN GILBERTI AND DAVID YOUNG The Juggalo Army will be gathered at the TNA Asylum on Wednesday night as The Insane Clown Posse of Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J make their TNA in-ring wrestling debut against Glenn Gilberti and David Young! The ICP are no strangers to wrestling, and are without a doubt ready to take down Gilberti and Young! THE MASKED JUGGERNAUT EL LEON VS. THE MONSTER ABYSS Two of TNA's monster will lock horns this Wednesday night as El Leon (The Lion) takes on the monster Abyss! This past week, Abyss injured D'Lo Brown by putting him through a table, the same move that put AJ Styles out of action the week prior! Now, can Abyss do the same to El Leon..a superstar just as imposing as he is? Plus, injury updates on AJ Styles and D'Lo Brown, new NWA Tag Team Champions The Redshirt Security (Northcutt and Legend), Jonny Fairplay and so much more! Be sure to check out NWATNA.com all this weekend for details! ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE ON WEDNESDAY FEB 4 LIVE ON PPV!

Yup. I hope I made it clear in this thread, that it wasn't a big deal and that I was simply trying to recall as many spots as I could from the match. Rawmvp is the one who tried to blow my words out of proportion. The headscisors spot was, as I said, covered real well, but it looked a little akward. They showed the frogsplash at a different angle, from my angle it looked like he crashed onto Rikishi's face. And the spot where he almost was out turns out was just good showmanship by Eddie. The ref ran over and had his arms out but never actually touched him, my vantage was slightly blocked by the ring apron. Anyway, great match, eh? Viva La Eddie! Long Live The Eddie!

WHAT? Clark is a 4 star general that graduated top in his class from Westpoint!?! COME ON! Next thing you'll tell me, Hmmm...spoiler tags aren't working. I guess that kills the OH SO HILARIOUSNESS of it all...

Wow, that's quite the interesting article. Anyone else envision Joe Trippi as Vince Russo?

And he is.

So, Eddie Jordan, coach of the Wizards (hired before the season) now has the longest tenure of any head coach in the division? That's tremendous... I've stopped trying to keep track of all the new coaches by now, it's hard enough keeping track of the players...

Now how would THAT work?

Not only is he going to win Michigan and Washington, cerebus, but he's going to win South Carolina! And Missouri! And New York! And California! And Deleware! And Maryland! And North Dakota! And Arizona! And New Mexico! And then, he's going to Washington DC to take back the white house!!! YEARGHH!!!!!!!

Basically the mainstream realized what we have been saying all along...he's nuts!

Again, you don't need to agree with everything in the party! Hell, I disagree with just about everything in my party but I stay registered so I can vote in the primaries, why willingly leave yourself out of part of the process?

Democrat, but very independent/conservative minded. I agree registering Independent is just stupid because you take yourself out of part of the process by not being able to vote in the primaries. You can still vote for whoever you want otherwise....

I think I'm expecting the same thing as Jobber. What state will Clark win besides state of confusion?

I didn't like that one. At the least the other one's were well written, this one was just slapped together and without even a shred of possible credibility. I think it's time to give it up, the well is dry. I did like this though: Good lord...

Whatever, Lyndon Larouche and his supporters need to be wiped off the face of the earth anyway....

Wow, Clinton's a sneaky bastard. I can see some scheme where as he runs as Vice President, helps get a Dem elected (say Kerry). Kerry then immediately resigns his post as President, and boom 4 more years of Clinton! We're all doomed!

Yeah, that's just what we need a trial lawyer in charge...

Oh God, what have I started! I think this is being blown way out of proportion, Eddie really didn't "fuck up" that badly at all. -The only botched spot was when Eddie was doing his "hold one guys' hand and headscissors the other" spot to Haas to try to eliminate him. They must have not had enough momentum on the move because Haas didn't go over he just kind of feel into the ropes, so Eddie immediately picked up and chucked him over the other side. Great job covering, didn't repeat it or anything. I'm sure they'll use a camera angle so it won't be noticeable at all. -The frogsplash was really just something I noticed. He landed on Rikishi's face pretty hard instead of the body. I'm sure he's fine though but when he got up he slammed Eddie pretty hard -There was at least one point where Angle and Eddie were both hanging onto the ropes and they were both dangerously close to falling out, Eddie especially was just about touching the floor and a ref ran over to make sure he didn't. In fact Eddie might have pulled himself back up on his own power, but one foot might have touched (which is perfectly legal). If anything it added to the drama and got a lot of oohs and ahhs from the crowd. There were so many close spots between Eddie and Kurt that it'd didn't matter. Ok so let me clarify! Eddie wasn't blowing spots left and right! I just was quickly recalling from memory the spots I remembered and since Eddie was the centerpiece those are a few moments I remembered. He looked really good otherwise. Hell I forgot to mention the Cat coming in and hitting offense on everyone in the match, dancing and then tossed out by (I think) Cena for the first elimination. Everyone just chill!

You will never forget the name of...SHHHHHHHHH.....Plati-tit-tit-TIT! num.... Hmmm....